iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

the day i get to use this gif for the reason i want to use it for. that will be a funny day.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

still my app drawer background btw... need to keep the boys close. for strength.

screenshot of my fucked up custom launcher app drawer. the background is a piece of judgment fanart by g.c. houle.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

my slightly above average team, for posterity:

remco evenepoel, mads pedersen, tobias johannessen, raul garcia, alex baudin, juan ayuso, lenny martinez, sean quinn.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

CRACKED THE TOP 50,000 AND ALL IT TOOK WAS VINGEGAARD AND LIPOWITZ EXPLODING AND KILLING ALL THE OTHER TEAMS AHEAD OF ME

i finished the tour de france fantasy by tissot league in 47,214th place. i'm just that good!

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

my tags on this tumblr reblog didn't get any laughs. plebeians.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

i'm finally ahead of the "VIPs" (unclear what grants them this prestige) but at what fucking cost

i am in 80,669th place, ahead of two league managers who have stars by their name to indicate a VIP status. they are in 87,107th place and 90,376th place, likely due to vingegaard's abandon.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

tobias johannessen was my Shimano™ Stage Points x2 Bonus rider so basically i'm a cycling mentat

i am now in 84,508th place. bow before me. bow!!!!

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

real heads may remember me renouncing my allegiance to EF EasyPost earlier this year. i deeply regret the error.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

mads... you're my only hope mads... it's up to you mads...

i am now in 95,067th place. the Cycling Genius at work.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

molenaar out. gee failing me for six stages in a row. evenepoel beefing with his own teammates. when will god put an end to my suffering.

98,696th place. prepare the ritual suicide knife

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

BRICK BY BRICK... BOARD BY BOARD...

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

look. sometimes you've gotta make some money moves.

four screenshots from the Fantasy by Tissot site indicating my new team lineup: Remco Evenepoel, Mads Pedersen, Ben Healy, Derek Gee, Alex Baudin, Juan Ayuso, Lenny Martinez, and Alex Molenaar.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

finally put my fantasy team together. no UAE, no visma, no seixas, no chance. but we die with dignity here at the TdF

All-Rounders: Ben Healy & Søren Wærenskjold

Climbers: Valentin Paret-Peintre & Lenny Martinez

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

i made vingegaard and van aert in tomodachi life lol

i created characters that look like cyclists jonas vingegaard and wout van aert in the video game "tomodachi life: living the dream". they turned out quite well, if i do say so myself!

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

told my (male) boss about the guy who's been jerking off outside my window at night and he was like "wow... that's so crazy. that's never happened to me!"

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

there is only one step and it IS crab

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

look. look how they massacred my boy.

rikiya in the original yakuza 3. he has big, soulful puppy dog eyes and a charming punch perm. he's my son.

rikiya in the yakuza 3 remaster. he's just some guy now.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

is Tim Torn Teutenberg the name of the century? discuss

an image of Lidl-Trek cyclist Tim Torn Teutenberg as he crosses the finish line ahead of two other riders at the U23 Paris-Roubaix Espoirs. his hands are thrown up in a victory celebration.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

i asked my best friend who they would be sponsored by if they had a pro cycling team- then i designed a jersey based on their answers! who knows? maybe we'll see Sugarpill-Arizona (SUA) in the peloton someday... 👀😂

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

NEILSON FUCKING POWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a heavily filtered image of a cartoon screaming tennis ball with text reading "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO"

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

you can look at my cats if you want!

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

he would be helpless without me. he would never make it in shadowclan

my black and white cat, ZZ. he is sitting down and looking at the camera, and one of his ears is flipped inside out.

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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

had a lot of issues (the little bump in the middle is me hitting the nearby bike shop for a quick repair and some advice) but I DID IT!!!! I RODE MY BIKE!!!!