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Mx Jon

@mxjons.bsky.social
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They/Them, trans/nonbinary Mainer in the godless south (New Hampshire). Trying to find levity in the face of *gestures broadly*. Very strong feelings about lighthouses.

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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stranded in the San Diego airport until 10 pm tonight.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walking along the port, checking out our ship before a cruise. Wife: "I'm so glad you got vehicle autism instead of World War II autism."
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work is making me earn my vacation. How rude.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oww. I rate The Experience of Having a Skeleton two stars.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to create a new D&D character and am bereft of inspiration.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need to start stocking up on books to read on vacation. Suggestions?
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was having a good day and then I remembered Emmett Cullen's giant Ziploc bag full of hard boiled eggs and now I am no longer having a good day
The Cullens at a lunch table. Emmett has a bag of eggs.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need Bluesky to add a feature where it doesn't show me posts until ten minutes after they've been published so I stop liking posts AS SOON AS THEY'RE POSTED.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'd better not be getting a tension headache. I have meds for them but I try to avoid taking them because they affect my ability to walk.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So um... Spock fucked that puppet, right?
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just ate a Hundred Grand bar, but it was fun size, so it was actually closer to $25k.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh my god someone else knows about this movie. If I didn't have it on DVD I would have thought I dreamed it.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My wife expects me to make concrete decisions and as a nonbinary bisexual switch I think that's illegal.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just fixed something that has been bugging me for months and it only took about 10 minutes to fix. I refuse to learn any lessons from this experience.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just brought my cat to the emergency vet where they diagnosed him with... ...a tummy ache.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The movie theater, which has always been cold, now sells blankets. Create the problem then sell the solution.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This life ain't good enough...
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You ever wonder what Dr Doom's bathroom situation is? Does he Donald Duck it?
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why is my friends group chat so thirsty for Lord Licorice from Candyland? I mean I get it, but why?
Lord Licorice from Candyland. A fop dressed in what looks like 17th century courtly clothing in red and black latex.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I had a good idea at work and got external validation for it so basically nothing bad can happen to me for the rest of the day.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Listen Bluesky, I'm not saying don't show me pervy shit. Maybe just show me a little less when I'm at work.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I used to have a coworker who collected the folksy idioms I use in a list of "Jon-isms" and it's a shame we no longer work together, because she really would have gotten a kick out of "He's about as bright as a mushroom farm."
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just requested election day off from work.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey smiling strange You're looking happily deranged ?????? Or have you picked your target yet
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Pete Pete & Pete
Alt: Part of the opening to the show The Adventures of Pete & Pete
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Shibari is just people-macrame
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
With modern technology you can now burn the candle at THREE ends!
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes I feel like the only things I really need out of life are a good fucking and a Nissan Figaro.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have a cold and it fucking sucks because I want kisses but I'm a health hazard to others
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My wife just referred to dancing as "socially acceptable stimming" and I'm never going to be able to think of it any other way.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[Looks down at you over the frames of my glasses] I'm very disappointed in you, you blurry-ass bitch.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Other millennials talk about The Mummy but Romeo+Juliet (1996) was my bisexual awakening🫠
Benvolio (Dash Mihok) in an open Hawaiian shirt Tybalt (John Leguizamo) looking sexy with his pistolMercutio (Harold Perrineau) makes an entrance in dragRomeo (Leonardo DiCaprio) dressed as a knight and Juliet (Claire Danes) dresses as an angel kiss in an elaborately decorated elevator
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This dumb joke is probably the closest I'll ever come to posting hog on here.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I picked something up at the pharmacy today and let's just say I can throw a football through a tire swing now.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is my sense of humor in a nutshell:
youtube.com
The Kids in the Hall - McGuillicutty and Green
YouTube video by Paul Bellini
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The cyclospora outbreak is obviously a Republican plot to normalize shitting your pants like Donald Trump does. Shitting your pants is the new wearing a bandage on your ear. Shit your pants to own the libs.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ragebaiting my wife by calling the smart home device a good girl
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Optimism is often just a matter of shifting perspective. Is it bad to find a hair in your food? Sure, but on the list of body parts you COULD find in your food, it's the best case.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh no the toilet flushed automatically a second time, now my coworkers will think I did a big stinky poo!
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We went to the noodle bar and they gave me a $5 gift card for emptying my bowl. I got a good grade in noodles.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hoping Double Fine being independent again could mean getting a Costume Quest release on the Switch someday
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have no idea what my bra size is and no idea how to find out other than trial and error.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I just needed to drink some water.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Stress nausea? Huh. That's fun and new.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think fireworks are kind of rad and it's cool that all of my neighbors are celebrating the same thing, separately, together.
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The Horror Fan : Sapphic Gomez @horrorfan101.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The thing about horror is that it definitely never created any kinks in me what so ever! Like ever 🤭 #Horror #Horrorsky #Kink #Queer
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Caught up on MF-Ghost, decided to watch Initial D and it's kind of ass? Please anyone tell me it gets better.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wishing everyone a Fourth of July filled with complicated feelings.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How it feels when you can't come up with a good post for a while
A skeleton sitting at a desk writing in a book with a quill pen
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/07/2026
I don't understand why bsky needs to know my age when simply posting here proves that I'm 38 years old
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