Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Walking along the port, checking out our ship before a cruise. Wife: "I'm so glad you got vehicle autism instead of World War II autism." 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oww. I rate The Experience of Having a Skeleton two stars. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need to create a new D&D character and am bereft of inspiration. 210
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I need to start stocking up on books to read on vacation. Suggestions? 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I was having a good day and then I remembered Emmett Cullen's giant Ziploc bag full of hard boiled eggs and now I am no longer having a good day 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I need Bluesky to add a feature where it doesn't show me posts until ten minutes after they've been published so I stop liking posts AS SOON AS THEY'RE POSTED. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'd better not be getting a tension headache. I have meds for them but I try to avoid taking them because they affect my ability to walk. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just ate a Hundred Grand bar, but it was fun size, so it was actually closer to $25k. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oh my god someone else knows about this movie. If I didn't have it on DVD I would have thought I dreamed it. 010
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My wife expects me to make concrete decisions and as a nonbinary bisexual switch I think that's illegal. 010
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I just fixed something that has been bugging me for months and it only took about 10 minutes to fix. I refuse to learn any lessons from this experience. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just brought my cat to the emergency vet where they diagnosed him with... ...a tummy ache. 100
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The movie theater, which has always been cold, now sells blankets. Create the problem then sell the solution. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You ever wonder what Dr Doom's bathroom situation is? Does he Donald Duck it? 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why is my friends group chat so thirsty for Lord Licorice from Candyland? I mean I get it, but why? 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I had a good idea at work and got external validation for it so basically nothing bad can happen to me for the rest of the day. 020
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Listen Bluesky, I'm not saying don't show me pervy shit. Maybe just show me a little less when I'm at work. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I used to have a coworker who collected the folksy idioms I use in a list of "Jon-isms" and it's a shame we no longer work together, because she really would have gotten a kick out of "He's about as bright as a mushroom farm." 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey smiling strange You're looking happily deranged ?????? Or have you picked your target yetstatic.klipy.comPete Pete & PeteAlt: Part of the opening to the show The Adventures of Pete & Pete 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026With modern technology you can now burn the candle at THREE ends! 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Sometimes I feel like the only things I really need out of life are a good fucking and a Nissan Figaro. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have a cold and it fucking sucks because I want kisses but I'm a health hazard to others 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My wife just referred to dancing as "socially acceptable stimming" and I'm never going to be able to think of it any other way. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026[Looks down at you over the frames of my glasses] I'm very disappointed in you, you blurry-ass bitch. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Other millennials talk about The Mummy but Romeo+Juliet (1996) was my bisexual awakening🫠 020
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This dumb joke is probably the closest I'll ever come to posting hog on here. 010
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I picked something up at the pharmacy today and let's just say I can throw a football through a tire swing now. 100
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is my sense of humor in a nutshell:youtube.comThe Kids in the Hall - McGuillicutty and GreenYouTube video by Paul Bellini 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The cyclospora outbreak is obviously a Republican plot to normalize shitting your pants like Donald Trump does. Shitting your pants is the new wearing a bandage on your ear. Shit your pants to own the libs. 010
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ragebaiting my wife by calling the smart home device a good girl 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Optimism is often just a matter of shifting perspective. Is it bad to find a hair in your food? Sure, but on the list of body parts you COULD find in your food, it's the best case. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Oh no the toilet flushed automatically a second time, now my coworkers will think I did a big stinky poo! 010
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026We went to the noodle bar and they gave me a $5 gift card for emptying my bowl. I got a good grade in noodles. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Hoping Double Fine being independent again could mean getting a Costume Quest release on the Switch someday 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I have no idea what my bra size is and no idea how to find out other than trial and error. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think fireworks are kind of rad and it's cool that all of my neighbors are celebrating the same thing, separately, together. 000
Reposted by Mx JonThe Horror Fan : Sapphic Gomez @horrorfan101.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The thing about horror is that it definitely never created any kinks in me what so ever! Like ever 🤭 #Horror #Horrorsky #Kink #Queer 1325
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Caught up on MF-Ghost, decided to watch Initial D and it's kind of ass? Please anyone tell me it gets better. 000
Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Wishing everyone a Fourth of July filled with complicated feelings. 000
Reposted by Mx JonGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026How it feels when you can't come up with a good post for a while 3478
Reposted by Mx Jone.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/07/2026I don't understand why bsky needs to know my age when simply posting here proves that I'm 38 years old 262124433