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Mx Jon

@mxjons.bsky.social
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They/Them, trans/nonbinary Mainer in the godless south (New Hampshire). Trying to find levity in the face of *gestures broadly*. Very strong feelings about lighthouses.

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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stranded in the San Diego airport until 10 pm tonight.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walking along the port, checking out our ship before a cruise. Wife: "I'm so glad you got vehicle autism instead of World War II autism."
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work is making me earn my vacation. How rude.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just realizing now, there is no way Betty contains the same dosages as Fred.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You say you like ONE orb and after that it's just orbs orbs orbs at every gift giving occasion...
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oww. I rate The Experience of Having a Skeleton two stars.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to create a new D&D character and am bereft of inspiration.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We need to create a universal pseudonym to attribute good quotes by bad people to.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I had a friend who portrayed a kidnapped woman in one of those reenactments. She didn't know how to feel when she started getting checks in the mail because they hadn't caught the guy and were rerunning the segment.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need to start stocking up on books to read on vacation. Suggestions?
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was having a good day and then I remembered Emmett Cullen's giant Ziploc bag full of hard boiled eggs and now I am no longer having a good day
The Cullens at a lunch table. Emmett has a bag of eggs.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need Bluesky to add a feature where it doesn't show me posts until ten minutes after they've been published so I stop liking posts AS SOON AS THEY'RE POSTED.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'd better not be getting a tension headache. I have meds for them but I try to avoid taking them because they affect my ability to walk.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pinewood derby is challenging, but not impossible to make sexual.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As someone who also has not seen click I can confirm this is exactly what happens in click.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So um... Spock fucked that puppet, right?
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ugh, now I'm imagining the smell 🤢
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just ate a Hundred Grand bar, but it was fun size, so it was actually closer to $25k.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I second this, I've cleaned up so much pine sap with rubbing alcohol.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh my god someone else knows about this movie. If I didn't have it on DVD I would have thought I dreamed it.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My wife expects me to make concrete decisions and as a nonbinary bisexual switch I think that's illegal.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just fixed something that has been bugging me for months and it only took about 10 minutes to fix. I refuse to learn any lessons from this experience.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Okay "unspecified gastric upset" but still
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just brought my cat to the emergency vet where they diagnosed him with... ...a tummy ache.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The movie theater, which has always been cold, now sells blankets. Create the problem then sell the solution.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This life ain't good enough...
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You ever wonder what Dr Doom's bathroom situation is? Does he Donald Duck it?
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why is my friends group chat so thirsty for Lord Licorice from Candyland? I mean I get it, but why?
Lord Licorice from Candyland. A fop dressed in what looks like 17th century courtly clothing in red and black latex.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I had a good idea at work and got external validation for it so basically nothing bad can happen to me for the rest of the day.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Listen Bluesky, I'm not saying don't show me pervy shit. Maybe just show me a little less when I'm at work.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I used to have a coworker who collected the folksy idioms I use in a list of "Jon-isms" and it's a shame we no longer work together, because she really would have gotten a kick out of "He's about as bright as a mushroom farm."
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just requested election day off from work.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey smiling strange You're looking happily deranged ?????? Or have you picked your target yet
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Pete Pete & Pete
Alt: Part of the opening to the show The Adventures of Pete & Pete
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A pastastrophe
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Shibari is just people-macrame
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
With modern technology you can now burn the candle at THREE ends!
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Potato, potato. Wait, that doesn't really work written out, does it? Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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That's The Evilest Thing I Can Imagine
Alt: Him and Mojo Jojo cry tears of joy while Mojo Jojo says"That's The Evilest Thing I Can Imagine"
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes I feel like the only things I really need out of life are a good fucking and a Nissan Figaro.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was confused because these translations don't line up AT ALL and then I realized they aren't translating into english, it's bratin.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He seems very eager to please
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have a cold and it fucking sucks because I want kisses but I'm a health hazard to others
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So it sounds like what you REALLY want is to JOIN a sex cult.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My wife just referred to dancing as "socially acceptable stimming" and I'm never going to be able to think of it any other way.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's important to "Yes, and"
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[Looks down at you over the frames of my glasses] I'm very disappointed in you, you blurry-ass bitch.
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Other millennials talk about The Mummy but Romeo+Juliet (1996) was my bisexual awakening🫠
Benvolio (Dash Mihok) in an open Hawaiian shirt Tybalt (John Leguizamo) looking sexy with his pistolMercutio (Harold Perrineau) makes an entrance in dragRomeo (Leonardo DiCaprio) dressed as a knight and Juliet (Claire Danes) dresses as an angel kiss in an elaborately decorated elevator
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You've been very bad, to the room full of Grants with you!
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Mx Jon @mxjons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This dumb joke is probably the closest I'll ever come to posting hog on here.
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