Sign in

Michael W|Warren Lucas

@mwl.io
955 followers 278 following 5.8K posts

Author of too many books. Sysadmin. Pet rats, martial arts, gelato. Punch white supremacists and TERFs. mwl.io. He/him, but not the gay porn star.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 3h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
6285461914
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 2h
Yup. My hope is that as my divorce wraps up I'll stabilize and improve, but... maybe not? I might have developed permanent cognitive friction. The days where I could write and release several books in a year might be gone forever. But I'm still trying to hope.
110
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 3h
All I can say here is: you are not alone. My writing these days is an act of pure will.
120
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Krista D Ball is Canada's Mouthy Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 6h
"This is the internet, not America" is now my war cry.
Do people REALIZE that "realise" is misspelled?

in Australia we use s not z

this is the internet, not america
1587
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 7h
Godzilla *wishes* he could endorse Zigs.
242
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 7h
Truffle at the Treat Puzzle #petRats #rats
1143
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 8h
Three days left until I can shut up about my Christmas story collection on #kickstarter! Until then, I gotta keep shouting "look at my book!" So, uh... please look at my book? It comes with bonuses? mwl.io/ks

Two cute pet rats. One looks like he's shouting; the other looks like he's being shouted at.
0184
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
203186935285
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 19h
In the beginning was the word and the word was bullshit. —William S. Burroughs
William Burroughs sitting down in a suit with a shotgun on his lap
232070
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Stina Leicht @stinaleicht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y'all, @zzclaybourne.bsky.social is hillarious, smart, and all around awesome. buy his books. you absolutely won't be sorry. i never am.
11311
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
"Physical pain blocks emotional. If you use enough of it." Four days left on the #TwistedPresents #Kickstarter! #Christmas stories for folks who loathe Christmas. Backers get two books and a bonus story. Next stretch goal, there'll be a third book! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwl...
kickstarter.com
Twisted Presents
Some folks love Christmas. These tales are for the rest of us. Ghosts and guns! Santa's coal mine! Final exams! Shopping! Plus an orc!
031
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 21h
ouch ouch ouch! I'm so sorry. I have a coping strategy for my CT. It's ridiculous, but it works. Behold... the Typeslinger.
standing desk with vertical keyboards mounted at hip height
010
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 21h
It's good to know I'm not alone! Fist bump back atchya
100
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 22h
Got the #openzfsmastery section on privilege delegation completed. Tomorrow, I figure out delegating datasets to containers. Seems there's little integration, everything gets delegated by hand? Sponsorships are still open on this silly thing: mwl.io/sponsor
mwl.io
OpenZFS Mastery Sponsor – Tilted Windmill Press
010
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Harry Connolly (he/him) @byharryconnolly.bsky.social · 23h
My trying to research literally anything for my wip.
062
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent thread! There *are* rewards for being A Good Guy Who Speaks Up even if they are not immediately obvious or publicly bestowed. First, integrity is its own reward. Maybe you didn’t save the world or change hearts & minds. But if you held the line on not making it worse, that’s something.
8713201
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
I'll never be in the position where I get to heroically call the police because I'm invited to a felony in group chat. Saying DTFU means I will never be invited to that chat in the first place. Other men will see you do DTFU and realize they can do it too.
010
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
Thread. I learned the power of "dude that's fucked up" back in the 90s. You don't have to worry about "the right thing to say," DTFU has you covered. Assholes probe new people to see if they're like-minded. You detect a probe? "DTFU." They abandon you. Done. The reward? A life with good people.
150
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning via @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
Bear: I need to forget the past. Get a fresh start. Kevin, how's your mindwipe machine coming along?
Bird : it's still just vodka.
Bear: I still am cool with that.
119638
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
yikes! congratulations on coming through this.
010
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
I have a medical issue coming that's going to limit my keyboarding for a couple months, so I need to try dictation again. Native MacOS dictation is kind of crap. What are folks using for long document dictation on their Macs? #writing
293
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
Young Lucas was groomed as a human shield. Learning to recognize the signs early will save you a *lot* of pain. The best way to forgive yourself is to stop others trying to do the same.
030
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Maureen Ogle @maureenogle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harper Collins tried to claim both my stolen books. Harper Collins published neither.
110968
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you want a holiday story that means something.
011
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
My Gumroad stores are now shut down. mwl.io/archives/24995 Time to investigate alternatives that support EU VAT, sigh.
mwl.io
Gumroad Stores Dead – Michael W Lucas
161
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
Today's plan: write! Today's reality: discover Gumroad has gone full AI, so tear down my stores there.
static.klipy.com
Bev Keane & Joe Collie: Midnight Mass Molotov
ALT: Bev Keane & Joe Collie: Midnight Mass Molotov
040
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
"Physical pain blocks emotional. If you use enough of it." Four days left on the #TwistedPresents #Kickstarter! #Christmas stories for folks who loathe Christmas. Backers get two books and a bonus story. Next stretch goal, there'll be a third book! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwl...
kickstarter.com
Twisted Presents
Some folks love Christmas. These tales are for the rest of us. Ghosts and guns! Santa's coal mine! Final exams! Shopping! Plus an orc!
031
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2 Days to Khumalo Tales launch. Never leave your words behind. "There’s still this feeling out there that folks get to write a book, dust their hands of it, and watch as the angels waft it heavenward. To quote Lana Kane from Archer: 'Noooope.'"
micheleberger.wordpress.com
Science Fiction Adventure for a New Generation, Black People, Psychic Whales and More: Author Interview with Zig Zag Claybourne
I first heard about Zig Zag Claybourne from an interview on The Dead Robots’ Society podcast. On the show, he talked about his latest novel, The Brothers Jetsream: Leviathan. It is a science …
1125
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
Quercy has healed up enough to go back home with his bros! And there was so much squabbling. #petRats #rats

cute pet rat peering out of a corn flakes box
0224
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
My Christmas story collection #TwistedPresents is now on Kickstarter! Backers get two books and a short story. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwl... Unsure? There's a sample story at mwl.io/archives/24991
kickstarter.com
Twisted Presents
Some folks love Christmas. These tales are for the rest of us. Ghosts and guns! Santa's coal mine! Final exams! Shopping! Plus an orc!
001
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 29/09/2026
Ugh. Fine. I'll do it. "Promotion incoming! Save yourself, block me now!"
static.klipy.com
Red Rotating Alarm Light with Person Silhouette
ALT: Red Rotating Alarm Light with Person Silhouette
020
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
241901548
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
3392311565
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
Guys: take a few moments every week to practice saying "Dude, that's fucked up." Have it queued up in your brain. When some other guy says or does something awful, you'll have it ready to say. It'll buy you time to figure out if you need to call the cops, call him an ass, or whatever's next.
030
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
Same.
030
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh this is lovely.
334677
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
T. Thorn Coyle they/them @thorncoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twisted tales from one of my favorite writers!
032
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI is a fundamental attack on what it means to be human... which makes it incredibly dangerous to people and society, but it also inherently prompts a re-examination of all our social constructs, which opens the possibility of re-imagination...
162
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is phenomenal, especially since Tim Robinson is from Detroit (and even had a show called the Detroiters).
19886142
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMIC: Unnecessary Pedant!
TEXT: Look out, evil-doers! There’s a new superhero in town! UNNECESSARY PEDANT!

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, looks askance at ARTHUR, a yellow duck, wearing a black eye mask and black cape.
ARTHUR: CITIZEN! I noticed you used “Their” instead of “There” in your e-mail.
GRAMP: Oh, yeah, I noticed that typo JUST as I was hitting “send”…

PANEL 2: ARTHUR points his wing at a defensive GRAMP.
ARTHUR: “Their” is a possessive pronoun, you see.
GRAMP: No, I KNOW: it was just a typo.

PANEL 3: ARTHUR continues, making GRAMP angrier.
ARTHUR: Whereas you shoud’ve used “there” to indicate a place.
GRAMP: I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IT WAS JUST A TYPO

PANEL 4: ARTHUR leaps in the air, showing off his red t-shirt with a “U P” under his cape. GRAMP, now super angry, holds his hands up to his mouth yelling after ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: Anyway, I can see that my correction has done a great service, here! Unnecessary Pedant, AWAY!
GRAMP: NO ONE WANTS THIS

——
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
611622
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
After the snotfest clears but before it gets too cold, we need to arrange a final attempt at Sufficient Nuts.
110
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
"Don't worry, brudder. We're here to bust ya out of the joint." #petRats #rats

pet rat in a hospital cage, looking mournful. Two other pet rats on top of the cage, looking for ways to free him.
0567
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
Great book. But this photo lacks sufficient nuts.
110
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
4 Days to Khumalo Tales launch. (pinned p for link) "Who is ZZC??? OF COURSE YOU ALREADY KNOW! But if you don’t, I’ll tell you again, with GREAT GLEE AND WHIMSY AND HUMOR AND WISDOM AND AWE. Oh, wait. I’m just describing Zig Zag’s writing now!!!" - @csecooney.bsky.social Come, and know me better
csecooney.com
Next Fiction: Impossible, starring ZIG ZAG CLAYBOURNE!
Author of the Khumalo Series! Who is ZIG ZAG CLAYBOURNE??? OF COURSE YOU ALREADY KNOW! But if you don’t, I’ll tell you again, with GREAT GLEE AND WHIMSY AND HUMOR AND WISDOM AND AWE. Oh, wait. I’m …
1126
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
“I promise I’m not a crook. My crimes are all legal.” My Christmas story collection #TwistedPresents is live on #Kickstarter! Backers get two books and a bonus unpublished story. I'd appreciate your support. mwl.io/ks
mwl.io
Twisted Presents
Some folks love Christmas. These tales are for the rest of us. Ghosts and guns! Santa's coal mine! Final exams! Shopping! Plus an orc!
021
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 28/09/2026
I should promote everything again before bed. But it'll make me feel ill and give me bad dreams, so I'm gonna go play with the rats instead. Rats are gloriously free from the ravages of capitalism.
170
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
62235277
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Eniko Fox
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
Sep 26, 2026, 06:16 PM
288 boosts
2 quotes
593 favorites
6652331493
Michael W|Warren Lucas @mwl.io · 27/09/2026
When They say that the death of AI will "kill the Internet," they're wrong. It'll cut off the flow of algorithmic sewage. It'll cripple Meta, X, Google, and so on. Those of us who have our own web sites, who communicate independently? We'll be fine. Welcome to 1995. Here's your modem. Can't wait!
0133