Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What do you mean you're hurting? I've treated us both terribly for years! - me to any part of my body that starts hurting 002 2
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You got this I'd probably do it on my last day for shits and giggles, sitting in hell laughing at all the social media posts, then going back to chase a cheeseburger on a string on a stick tied around my head lol 010 1
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Or maybe like a whole stick of butter unless the butter isn't in a little packet? 010 1
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Got it mixed up and punched myself in the face...oopsie!! You have a decent Monday too lol 000 0
Reposted by MvidVelvet Heaven @velvetheaven.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Via Attorney Kathleen Martinez on Instagram. 063 6
Reposted by MvidPushingUpRoses 🦇 @pushinguproses.bsky.social · 17/01/2025GOOD MORNING. WAKE UP. New Murder, She Wrote video just dropped! So this episode wasn’t the strongest, but Ethan Embry is in it. And IRV TRIPPLEDINGER. How can one resist? youtu.be/yvEZ-O8OP7U?... Please consider commenting and reposting so more people can experience this unhinged show.youtu.beThat Time Murder, She Wrote Kinda SuckedYouTube video by PushingUpRoses 15362115 362
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Random idea #17: Put cspan online and call it onlyjackasses.com...wait that might be something else nm 000 0
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Someone asks me how old I am... Me, an accounting major, counting fingers and toes: idk, i can't count that high 000 0
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 26/12/2024One woman to the other: What are you doing, flicking the bean? (The other woman) No, I'm practicing Morse code on the devil's doorbell!! 000 0
Reposted by MvidFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/12/2024parum my lady pa pum pum my lady newborn king to see sugar baby 22528146 528
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 19/12/2024True, i wish they would die, but they don't give me the satisfaction, lol, but seriously, how bad do you have to be that not even the devil or Satan wants your ass?! 000 0
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Some guys wanna have a dick measuring contest and they don't have a needle to stand on 000 0
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Ah, those old Christmas hits: - Santa fell down drunk at my doorstep - Rudolph ran me over with grandpa's truck - I've fallen in the snow and death feels warmer now Yeah, I got nothin' 020 2
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Nope, the self-deprecation is to keep the ego in check...if I think I'm doing good, then I might think I'm doing good lol, rather than try to keep getting better. I think it's a jersey thing, you know? 010 1
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Also, on the same note, luckily, WhatsApp wasn't around in the 2000s cause all the commercials would've been scary movie: "Whatsaaaaaaapppppp" 010 1
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I saw a commercial today for holiday candles, and how come they're never for nice things: bacon, fresh coffee, garlic bread? I call bullshit. Also, if it were the 80s, you can call it hungry eyes or something, idk 010 1
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I may be in and out on Twitter, mostly because I follow a lot of cool people and I can't resist a good shitshow lol 010 1
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I've been avoiding going back to Facebook and Twitter since yesterday, and I kinda...like it? Should I go back? Lol 010 1
Reposted by Mvid the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/06/2024hey idk who needs this but heres a list of doctors who do hysterectomies etc and accept that some people dont want to bear children and dont ask the bullshit “what if your hypothetical husband wants kids” question www.reddit.com/r/childfree/...reddit.comReddit - Dive into anythingUpdates to the Childfree Friendly Doctors List are live again! List updates are happening weekly on Saturdays 14622 46
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Weatherman: "We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow" (Girl crying) Everything reminds me of him!! 000 0
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 14/02/2024"We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow" (Girl crying) everything reminds me of him!! 000 0
