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MutantsMichael ☭

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my politics are, quite simply, death to Amerikkka wearethemutants.com/author/mg7810 ko-fi.com/mutantsmichael @forbiddenscience.bsky.social I was born during the Ford Administration; follow accordingly

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 54m
"A Core Demographic of People Who Love AI: Pedophiles"
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 5h
Clue Freeman from the beanytuesday cartoon about shitty politicians... not that this post is a quip like this kind of politician spouts, I just like his smug look to confirm I was an asshole to ever write for Jacobin
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 8h
gotta hand it to her: she's still posting the only "mystery" is why The Spectator of all publications would take down an article by an alleged possessor of CSA material; that would seem to be both their reader base and a requirement for sitting on the editorial board
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 17h
Catch-22 (Joseph Heller, 1961)

Deposito Prese
@ElectricSockets
Russian diesel sold to americans that are giving intel to ukrainians that are striking refineries in russia that's sending missiles to iran that is supporting yemenis that are bombing pipelines with missiles in saudi arabia that's wasting patriot missiles meant to be shipped ukra
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 22h
listen,,,,, I have Opinions ok
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everything is so fucking stupid ALL the time now






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everything is so irredeemably fucking stupid






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everything is so fucking stupid and cruel it makes me want to fucking throw up






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everything is so fucking stupid and cheap, lmao
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump can’t stop talking about vomit and Texas barbecue
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Homer realizing maybe that wasn't the wallet inspector
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sorry to report but..... our boy is now Washed
Will 🦥 Menaker
@willmenaker

In rage mode after seeing Digger

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"the clean house cut" reminds me of this classic
Dan
@dankgdl
Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
8:20 PM · Sep 10, 2017
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is the oldest old-person flavor I have ever seen this is for motherfuckers born in the 19th century
Frozen Pudding
A traditional New England favorite! Rum ice cream filled with cherries, pineapples, and raisins
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you ever bought 3000 DOOM .wads on a CD-ROM (sporting package styling that would later be used for gas station bathroom supplements) then gone back to your dorm room and eaten cold pizza until 3 am while playing them
D!Zone Gold 3000, which looks like a product promising to make your "male will-to-power strong and rock solid all nite long"
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saturday mood
Homer and diaper-clad helper monkey Mojo in the aftermath of a feast: bananas, chocolate, and "Cheese Bits" are strewn about
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
laugh all you want but Lee has a hell of a voice
The cover of Lee Mann Naturally: Lee wears a burgundy vest, a Moe haircut, striking a kneeling pose near a little water feature in a park. He looks like a Teamster tough accidentally recruited into a vocal quartet
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bobby Gimby NOW!
The cover of Bobby Gimby Now!, featuring the man himself in a cream-colored suit, a gold lamé vest, and TWO gilded horns. He has a receding hairline, dorky glasses, and a smile about a Canadian kilometer wide
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ugh
Demi Lovato with the immortal bars, "GET A JOB" "STAY AWAY FROM HER"
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an extreme zoom-in on the Col. Sanders... standee? Statue? Effigy? standing in the front of this '70s California KFC. it's quite eerie
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this one was way easier than the album one
MY NINE BOOKS
The 9 books I'll never forget
My picks

Cosmos 1st edition by Sagan, Carl (1980) Hardcover
Inferno [ the divine comedy]
Infinite Jest: A Novel
Red Dragon by Harris, Thomas
Libra
VALIS (Valis Trilogy)
Vineland, Thomas Pynchon
Ghosts of My Life: Writings on Depression, Hauntology and Lost Futures
2666: A Novel
Make your book grid at myninebooks.com
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know what you must do, Pepsico CEO. it is finally time
the infamous "Pepsi Universe" graphic from the 2008 Arnell Group Pepsi marketing proposal. On the left is a (hyper?)sphere marked with the legend x=8 light year and on the right are a series of Pepsi logos arranged like an old atomic symbol marked "Pepsi Universe"
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
separated at birth
Jim Jones giving the Kubrick stare from the pulpit
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thursdays, amirite?
it's mawor zohwan mamdawni and he has a widdle sad 🥺😓
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the Mauve Zone from Twin Peaks: The Return
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
any time I catch a fleeting glimpse of LIberal Bluesky
Hitler Particle Emission Confirmed ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How did Buster Friendly find the time to tape both his aud and vid shows? Isidore wondered.
And how did Amanda Werner find time to be a guest every other day, month after month, year after year? How did they keep talking? They never repeated themselves - not so far as he could determine. Their remarks, always witty, always new, weren't rehearsed. Amanda's hair glowed, her eyes glinted, her teeth shone; she never ran down, never became tired, never found herself at a loss as to a clever retort to Buster's bang-bang string of quips, jokes, and sharp observations. The Buster Friendly Show, telecast and broadcast over all Earth via satellite, also poured down on the emigrants of the colony planets. Practice transmissions beamed to Prox-ima had been attempted, in case human colonization extended that far. Had the Salander 3 reached its destination, the travelers aboard would have found the Buster Friendly Show awaiting them. And they would have been glad.
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tiny Dinky Daffy
1927-2019
Pancaked by Drunk Dump Truck Driver

Calm down, they're old ones. They don't stay babies forever, idiot. Fuckin stupid... asshole.
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now seated
Poster for The Lost Boys (1987). Tagline: "Sleep all-day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire."
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kup from Transformers
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh honey they're gonna *love* you in the local bomb shelter
AZĒAL1A B4NKS

"Moving in. If you would have told me years ago id end up moving to Tel Aviv and liking it, I would have said youre crazy 🤪 🇮🇱"

with a picture of an apartment that looks vaguely like a Costco
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Call your lawmakers and complain." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We have 20 days to turn this thing around. It’s not the time for opportunistic social media addicts in the Global North to try to out-left each other at the Brazilian people’s expense by blaming the victims in an election that is being heavily manipulated by the U.S. government, the international far right and Silicon Valley tech fascists. If you are up there and want to help out, try to hold those forces accountable. Call your lawmakers and complain. Expose their crimes, not just against Brazil, but against every other country in Latin America that they have worked together to transform into dictatorial, libertarian hellscapes over the last few years.
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
glub glub glub 🫧
Open Source Intel
@Osint613
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Earlier tonight, a US Navy MH-60R "Seahawk" helicopter was seen on flight trackers rapidly losing altitude, after issuing the squawk code 7700, indicating a general emergency.
Now, a US Navy P-8A "Poseidon" is heading towards the area where the MH-60R issued the distress code.
There is a strong possibility that the helicopter crashed into the sea.

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when I'm being driven around in my BMW and enjoying a nice beverage
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
haha two more: alien edition
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977): the tiny aliens (actually human children in uncanny Grey alien suits) exiting the mothership at Devil's Towerartist's rendering from UFOs Are Real (!979): Betty Hill having her navel injected and examined by aliens on a UFO; she is in pain and one of the aliens touches her forehead to take away her discomfort
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh and let us not fucking forget
Carol Wetherly (Jane Alexander) sews her daughter's burial shroud after she dies of post-nuclear war radiation poisoning in Testament (1983)
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got four for ya
Children of the Stones (1977) finale: the "Happy" villagers being turned to stone by Hendrick's failed ritual; this woman is holding her hands to her head with a horrified lookRead All About It (1979) from TVOntario: the kids of the Herbertville Chronicle have been transported to "The Planet of Maze"; they are in a cheap-looking aircar, and have been answering riddles and questions about English literature and are now at stop "3" in the titular maze: the mistress of the maze's reptilian face showing one eye gazing upon them eerily from a round screenAl Jarnow's Cosmic Clock (1979); an animation from 3-2-1 Contact that taught me about the scary immensity of time; the kid who was a witness to time zooming by is now a bald, bearded old man; soon the camera will move away so we don't have to see him die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://www.hilobrow.com/2021/03/15/ferb-your-enthusiasm-22/V: The Final Battle (1984): Visitors' leader John is unmasked as a reptilian alien by Juliet Parrish
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
every time from now on when I see a story about some tech CEO "saving" a cultural institution out of the kindness of his own heart
Jesse Plemons as Kenny Rockwell in Digger
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tick tock tick tock
🍄 shroom socialist
@shroomsocialist
Hasan Piker admits he's "as far to the 'DSA Right' as you can be."
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'You got the right ta-ta but the wrong ho-ho!"
John Candy as Dean Andrews in JFK on the stand in the trial of Clay Shaw; he's wearing sunglasses and looks a little sweaty
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TrueAnon
@TrueAnonPod
Translated from Chinese
Polyamory is a popular sexual lifestyle among American intellectuals. Conservatives, on the other hand, have another practice called swinging. Researchers believe that both fall under the LGBTQ category. Therefore, our country possesses cutting-edge technology related to partner swapping, as well as progressive views on sexual issues. However, most Americans are still addicted to SSRIs. SSRIs can cause sexual dysfunction.
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are apocrypha from Brace Belden's historic March 2025 run that I have never encountered before, these are Dead Sea Scrolls right here

free da ⛪️⛪️⛪️
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Mar 19, 2025
If u doing tricks with the weed please wait until you roll up your own weed grown ass man trying to blow o’s
TrueAnon
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Mar 19, 2025
Bullshit lol if you smoke with me you are getting coke in the blunt I don't give a fuck if it's your weed or if you got work or if your a kid
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You are what we call a fucking junkie
TrueAnon
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I smoke how I fucking smoke. If you don't like it you can  go get us the burger king
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the screenshot from the famous "Kids Are Smoking The Coronavirus" video: the World Health Organization tells us "I've been legit perma-tripping since I smoked" with the Stake 'n Shake logo pasted in
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jesse farrar
@Bronzehammer

i think hillary clinton should knit herself a car and crash into the fucking river with it. who cares what happens to that old shithead
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Falun Gong offers its sincere thanks for the tireless lobbying of tech CEO Rachel Jake
Yes, it's Tech CEO Rachel Jake enjoying 5,000 years of China before communism
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jf fanning the roll of Washingtons, money dollars
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Yeah, but they got him" from Ted
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Josie Stratman
@JosieStratman
Mayor Mamdani says that he's finally received his high-level security clearance, after over 9 months on the job w/o it. 

 "I have my security clearance now," he says.

background here: https://gothamist.com/news/mayor-mamdani-still-waiting-on-federal-security-clearance-8-months-into-office
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is it any wonder I turned out like I did, honestly
5 8 9 12 BARNEY MILLER
A self-proclaimed former spy, arrested for making a public disturbance, wrestles away Levitt's gun and holds the squad room's inhabitants at bay-con-vinced that they are part of a clever CIA plot to pick his brain. Barney: Hal Linden. Levitt: Ron Carey. Neal War-ner: Philip Sterling. Harris: Ron Glass.
Dietrich: Steve Landesberg. Felice Douglas: Estelle Omens. Phillips: Flip Reade. Wojo: Maxwell Gail. (Repeat)
[Pre-empts regular programming.]
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just whisper those three little words to drive her WILD "leonard. nimoy. investigates"
7:30 PM IN SEARCH OF...

"Noah's Flood" – Did the giant Ark really exist? Leonard Nimoy investigates.
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these three men corner you in a Southie watering hole in 1979, scowling, their breath reeking of booze and Hibernian curses on their lips, wyd
An unbelievable set of very 1979 photos of WCVB-5's sports guys: Clark Booth, Don Gillis, and Bill O'Connell. They look like dudes who'd hide a gun for Eddie Coyle but later sell him out to the cops
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how could I choose between In Search Of..., TWIB, and Seals & Crofts
Sunday
2:30 PM to 4:30 PM
International
Speedway.
Inter-
national Championship Water-skiing, taped at Redwood City, Cal. (90 min.)
5 IN SEARCH OF
Theories concerning the disappearance of the Viking colony in Greenland that was established by Eric the Red are discussed.
6 THIS WEEK IN BASEBALL
25 THE KING IS COMING-Religion
27 DON KIRSHNER'S ROCK
CONCERT
Seals & Crofts, Glen Campbell, Doug
Kershaw and Maureen McGovern per-form. Musical numbers include "Get Closer," "Diamond Girl," "You're the Love." (90 min.)
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saturday late nite music delite
Saturday 11:30 PM to Sign-off
6 SOUL TRAIN-Music
Instant Funk performs "Got My Mind
Made Up" and "Cryin'." (60 min.)
7 MOVIE-Crime Drama
"Smile, Jenny, You're Dead." (1974)
TV-movie with David Janssen as a private eye investigating the murder of a friend's son-in-law. Andrea Marcovic-ci. Roy: Zalman King. Lockport: John Anderson. Kenney: Howard da Silva.
Liberty: Jodie Foster. (2 hrs.)
38 ATHLETES
12:45 38 LISTEN
1 AM  4 DON KIRSHNER'S ROCK
CONCERT
Devo, Santana, Rick James' Stone City Band; the David Johansen Group, the Jacksons, and comic Bobby Kelton perform. Music: Jocko Homo,
"Come Back Johnny." (90 min.)
10 SOAP FACTORY DISCO-Music Amii Stewart and Machine are fea-tured. Music: "Knock on Wood.
1:30 6 DON KIRSHNER'S ROCK
CONCERT
Music by Queen, Janis lan and Dan Hartman; and comedy by Jimmie Walker, Songs include "Bicycle Race"
(Queen). (90 min.)
10 SOAP FACTORY DISCO-Music
Alicia Bridges ("I Love the Nightlife"), and Peaches & Herb ('Shake Your Groove Thing) are the guests.
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