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mushbeans.bsky.social

@mushbeans.bsky.social
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🐊Recovering Florida Man in Appalachian Ohio. 🧮Accounting student. 🍄Mushroom forager and farmer. 💝Spending my time healing from Pectus Excavatum surgery

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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I log in once a week to once a month and amways have notifications that someone has blocked me lol yall are such losers
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This website is the news fandom and every fandom includes toxic fans
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hopefully more people begin to understand that the evangelical, maga right isn't denying climate change. They're rooting for it. They believe in the bible and they want to see Revelations happen in our lifetime.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Senator Lich may have spent his career feasting on the souls of the unfortunate but he took the same oath of office I did and bound his soul to the same kind of senatorial phylactery. May he rest in peace on the immaterial plane of suffering to which all senatorial souls are bound.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fuck I just realized I left my baking sheet under my oven all the way in ohio.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Those that complain use apps, those that don'tuse the website
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Im sure the hot food and smoothie bar novelty will wear off by winter. A Tony's also just opened up by me but haven't been in there and not really feeling the vibe
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I was an Aldi goer in Ohio but now in Chicago I'm really loving the Pete's Market down the street from me
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I would've loved to love Platner but I'm 30 now and I learned from my mistake with Fetterman to listen to black women
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
All I've had to eat today is a chocolate chip muffin, who can i blame that on?
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Idk why they're trying to replace Platner with someone else, the left made it too clear that they can't vote for someone who they didn't have a primary for.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Its still going
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The left needs better entertainment value
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They hit Mitch McConnell with the heart attack gun, a spry 84 year old lich doesn't just have a cardiac event and become brain dead out of nowhere
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
To be clear, in this scenario he would get to quit his job he hates and live with me for no more than 30% of his take home pay wherever he ends up, even if it turns out to be a minimum wage job
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I offered to marry my friend so he could have good health insurance on the condition that he go to therapy at least twice a month and start practicing building relationships and community outside of his workplace and he hesitated lmao. Its so embarrassing being friends with men
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Moving to chicago at the end of this month for what I think is an awesome job! My health insurance is so great I can't even qualify for an HSA.
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✊🏾 Progressive J @jerrelxl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This was an amazing and powerful documentary PBS just dropped. It really covers the Jim Crow era thoroughly as well youtu.be/I2_GVDDo0N8?...
youtu.be
W.E.B. Du Bois: Rebel With A Cause | Full Documentary | American Masters | PBS
YouTube video by American Masters PBS
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I got a job in Chicago (:
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Remember how united everyone was against Bloomberg when he ran for mayor? That was this country's final moments in a state of terminal lucidity.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yesterday I got to translate between my bus driver and a passenger who didnt speak English to help her get to her correct stop. I'm so happy
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I haven't even started advertising my ebike rental business but I had to publish my website to set up my Stripe account and im already getting people reaching out to inquire about rentals. I'mso excited!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Im using AI more than I ever have before to prep for a 2nd interview for a job that I will never have to use AI for. Wish me luck on this interview on Thursday!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
TMZ is about to become part of the Ellison dynasty soon if my pattern recognition is any good
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What kind of ebike does AOC ride?
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Hazel Henry @childsplease.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
This administration is just a huge advertisement for why diversity, equity and inclusion are important to the function of a healthy society.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me before dinner: god will wipe the intolerable filth from the face of this wicked earth Me after shoveling hamburger grease down my gullet: all men are brothers
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This person points out logical inconsistencies. Nobody here is getting got, diva.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Its a shame I dont come across republican senators in my daily life
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We're still getting shocked by this guy?
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sometimes I can't believe how great my resume is
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have an interview for a tax auditor role for a state gov next week
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The trump regime is running out of women to fire. Oh no!!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I watched Nope last night. That was my first Jordan Peele movie and it was sooo good!!!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Last time I started a business i was always nervous someone would want to copy my business model. After two years of business advising I now know that few are able to even if they want to
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Anything to avoid incriminating cars
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'mgonna do it
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Lmao I watched this skit today
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is what social media was made for
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Look what can happen when you work WITH the employees within government agencies instead of terrorizing them. Gov workers know where the waste is, they also know it's been designed that way as compromises so repubs can always point to gov inefficiency and waste when they campaign
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
trump is the only person in this country that thinks we're doing well against Iran
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I wish every city was designed around the use of ebikes as the primary mode of transit. They're so practical, but most of all they're so damn FUN!!! I really want to offer multi-day and seeking rentals since im in a college town and we dont have any car rental companies here
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ive wanted to start an ebike rental business for years. If it looks like im not going to find a decent job—which is becoming increasingly likely— I may just pull the trigger on that this year. What better time to do it than during the current economic tension?
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Everyone when they’re talking to the price of oil
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We need a Trojan horse but in the shape a 12 year old girl that we can use to infiltrate the white house. When everyone falls asleep and trump inevitably tries to get inside of it, then our soldiers attack.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"Compliance is not optional"
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"We eat the competition."
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"We're a people company."
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I want to starrt my own accounting firm just so I can name it Solvent Green Accounting. Let me hide your dead bodies.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I don't think you can proclaim to be left of anything if you have more smoke for the Black Woman than the dude with the nazi tattoo
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