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mushbeans.bsky.social

@mushbeans.bsky.social
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🐊Recovering Florida Man in Appalachian Ohio. 🧮Accounting student. 🍄Mushroom forager and farmer. 💝Spending my time healing from Pectus Excavatum surgery

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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Its still going
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'mgonna do it
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is exactly what I'm into
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm not 35 yet but I meet the rest of the criteria
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Lmfao holy shit I can die on peace now
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Made some limonada de coco with my leftover coconut milk
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Haha okay I had that one coming but I have him muted though!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Written in 2012 for anyone still surprised how we ended up here. At my local thrift store
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Just gotta make it through the winter solstice🫩
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Reached my goal of 50 hours by the end of October!! Now I guess I should get back to accounting homework😢
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My brain has really been appreciating the exercise of learning a new language. I feel smarter even in English!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Oh cool! I got to participate in this as a volunteer in August! www.10tv.com/article/news...
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Relevant
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Lmfao I sent this at 8am and got back a thumbs up reaction an hour ago. That's fine, I can read a room. I'll keep working on me then😭😭💀💀
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
So you're just anti-Kamala? You really have your head so far up your own ass that you can't stand the thought of her being our president over what we have now? So unserious.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
3.5 years until these bad boys get removed. It's gonna feel so good
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This one from Feb 4th did it for me. Not that I was ever a patron before
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Oh shit, the legend @marthapearce55.bsky.social followed me back. Blue sky bucket list item
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
ribs. I can't remember if I ever shared a photo of the bowls I made from a mould of my chest pre-surgery so here they are✨
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Terrifyingly beautiful. Reminds me of the golden orb weavers that were everywhere in South Florida but this ass is so much fatter
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I think about Morgan Freeman posting this all the time. I'm constantly craving up at it
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Me at 21. I'm so sorry y'all😅😅😭😭💀💀
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Boomers had it all
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Too hot
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I tend to block most people that use the term shitlib but ive definitely seen leftists on here and elsewhere hate USAID simply because it is part of the US Government. Here's one example but far from every example I've seen.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I got this infection because I'm a liberal cuck. I should've voted for the green party.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
It does end! Took me about 6 weeks to stop writhing in anxiety but it's been smooth sailing since. The worst that I experience now is smoking in a dream and waking up feeling sad that I broke my streak, only to then be happy to realize I didn't!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Yo this shit almost killed me how is this sugar content legal?
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Cordyceps militaris! An entomopathogenic(parasises insects) fungus that can happily consume over 20 different species of wasps and butterflies, and beetles too I think. It's a potent medicinal mushroom that makes people sexier to the consumer and also helps you hike(or fuck) in high elevation
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Should I write a poem to make them think I'm a bot?
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'm starting to see what all the black women have been saying all along. Y'all will never do enough to please white progressives living in Costa Rica. Lmfao I gotta laugh or I'll cry
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Now that I'm able to start doing some beginning calisthenic exercises on my own again I think I'm going to stop going to physical therapy. It's expensive anyway.
3 sets of 50 wall pullups and 2 sets of 20 jackknife squats
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I can't stop thinking about this cute little groundhog from a few weeks ago. All 5 babies are like triple the size now please grow up slower!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I've been enjoying watching a Carolina Wren feed her babies some juicy crickets and worms all afternoon. When she's done, she flies up to a low branch on the oak tree in my yard and wipes her beak off on the branch. I sneaked a picture of the babies while she was out gathering food🤫
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm assuming that Gemini isn't allowed to talk about equity because of the fascism? It started to answer and then erased everything.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
More baby groundhog photos, and one of them being treehogs. Catch them kissing and sitting and being the cutest little plump lumps you've ever seen
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Lol oops
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I love these little babies. They roamed all around me while I worked from home on my porch yesterday. I tried to feed them grapes today but they were a little less fearless. Lots of traffic driving by today that seemed to make them skiddish. Hopefully tomorrow we can make some more progress!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh yeah! I forgot to post about the greatest thing that has happened to me so far this year! Groundhog that lives under my rental had babies and they're so cute and even curious enough to walk up to me until they're about 2 feet away!
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Here are my chest X-ray photos post surgery for anyone interested.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I used my Corolla as my farm truck when I was growing mushrooms for market. I added a hitch rack and was able to haul tons of stuff around.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I feel like these people are made the same way orcs are in Lord of the Rings
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Bernie Moron, whyy don't you come host a town hall with your constituentcy and say all this to our fucking faces?
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Hey Mr Balderson. Why don't you come host a town hall with your constituentcy and say all this to our fucking faces?
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It was warm and sunny earlier and I felt great after a shower though. I had my chrysanthemum iced tea and sat in my yard underneath my still leafless oak tree for over two hours (:felt so good then to carry me through the rest of this pain💪
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Spending my afternoon of suffering in pain from my crazy surgery teaching my local rural white women about themselves. I'm a white guy, but of course they need someone in immense physical pain to do it for them since that's just their style. I'm sorry for no alt text y'all just on too much pain
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Cleveland Clinic was awesome. All the doctors and nurses were so nice and comforting. The food was better than I heard hospital food can be, they even served me AND my partner creme brulee. I loved the fish tanks spread throughout and also the cool artwork spread all around.
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm certain this is true because I was able to go from, "Hi, I think my pectus is causing me heart pain" in late September with my PCP, having surgery on Tuesday and going home just yesterday, seen in photo, and I've never heard anyone else mention such a swift and smooth experience in my life
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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
New chest who dis?
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