Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The only one I ever walked out on was Cadillac Man. At 20 years old I didn’t even know what a good film was but I knew that wasn’t. 021
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Me: Yeah, I had a couple eggs with some strawberries. What did you have for breakfast? Cynthia Rose: Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam, a butterscotch cloud, tangerine and a side order of ham. Me: Right on dude. Sounds delish. 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Those hot dogs and hamburgers on your grill today represent our fallen soldiers. Don’t overcook them. And take off your damn hat! 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Saw Aliens in 35mm. Serious hat tip to HR Giger. I got emotional seeing some of the set design on the big screen. 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I crapped my t-shirt. 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My parents are boomers. Born in the wake of their government vaporizing a couple hundred thousand people. I’m the second generation of just bombing people. It’s become so normalized. It’s a sickness. 020
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Leaning over blocking the defense table microphone and whispering to my client “monster mash is a song about fucking.” 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Guy on Diners, Drive ins and Dives said “I can’t stop eating it!” Well, of course you can sir. You’ll be too full or it will be gone eventually. 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Like most people I’m quite sure my mental illness is quirky and endearing and I’m wrong. 000
Reposted by MurdockBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you! 9459286
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 31/12/2025We don’t have to change the number. 2025 is so clean and simple. No more new years. It’s over. 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and DESSERT JUICE 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The only thing on the same level as claiming that Gawd carried you to victory is this. So if there’s a gawd I guess you’re sure that they don’t care? Both sides of this coin are equally worthless. 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 29/11/2025The only thing drier than this colonialist dinner is her fascist pussy. 030
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/11/2025As a Colts fan I’m disappointed but I’m also happy for Steelers fans that the are struggling today with their inability to EBT a shitty sandwich with French fries on it. #Colts #Steelers 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Crazy, I sure saw Maxx Crosby dancing and gesticulating a lot early in this game. Where’d he go? I don’t see him anymore. #Colts 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I’m watching the Cocks vs. Hokies football game and on the bottom line I see the Cubs signed Carlos Santana. Why?! As a Reds fan go off I guess. 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 22/08/2025A restaurant chain that nobody really cares about does something and now everybody has an opinion. Just make sure that you spell their name right. 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Living in a world where AI makes you question what you see. People choose their own reality and dismiss facts that don’t comport with their worldview. All led by nihilists and narcissists that don’t believe in anything beyond the moment in which they exist. Reality is going out of phase. 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Gotta ask the folks that are saying “don’t feel like I can celebrate the 4th this year”- are you implying that you were okay with all the actions of this criminal enterprise for the previous 249 years? 020
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Chad Peach Sandwich to all my Jewelers out there today on Pause over today. 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 22/02/2025If they want to threaten states with cutting off fed funds I would hope those of us on the left coast would point out that we have a lot of important ports that we could close off to the rest of the country. 030
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 15/02/2025In the current political context, I find myself thinking about the video of Gaddafi at the end. It’s comforting somehow. Not sure why! 020
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Jimmy Butler and Draymond on the same team is either so crazy it might work or so crazy it burns down. 030
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/02/2025“Hey you rubes! Don’t neglect to lube your tubes!” - a message brought to you by the National Schmaltz Association. 020
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Me and my 50 something bros walk into the Senate “Who are these whipper snappers?!” 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Hey man, I’m totally on board with this! Just one thing- please explain as clearly as possible what makes anyone a good billionaire. 020
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Stayed home from work sick today. Running a fever. DEI strikes again. 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 21/01/2025He just wants so bad to be the ultimate online troll. He did the salute as the human embodiment of an account in your comments saying “Triggered much?” 000
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 18/01/2025So glad to see the folks I loved following on twitter here and getting that experience again. Not as glad to see so many of them bitching about their replies. Ya could just ignore that shit? 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Y’all think you’re real calendar fans, only celebrating its function once a year. Where were you when we were doing Happy New March? 010
Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Worst thing in recent football history is the Eagles making grown men say “tush” repeatedly on my television. 030
