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@murdock71.bsky.social
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying “social obligation” (a bit of an oxymoron) like it’s the argument closer so confidently… chefs kiss.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually a taxi is an entirely different thing.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This can’t be right. It’s nothing but sunshine and lollipops! No suffering or pain whatsoever.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People… reporting on people… are the luckiest people.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a country at one point we were united in our opposition to monopolies. Crazy to think now!
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Milfer? You milf her you brought her.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Vape me Vape me, my friend
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Seriously, if you had to give up Thanksgiving but you got all the other things progressive candidates are calling for wouldn’t you make that deal?
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey James. Byeee!!
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m going to a CLA (cum lovers anonymous) meeting if you care to join.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“No further questions!” “Why!?”
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Saw this recently in 35mm with a packed house. Everyone knew what was coming and still cheered like it was the first time they saw it.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The only one I ever walked out on was Cadillac Man. At 20 years old I didn’t even know what a good film was but I knew that wasn’t.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
DI: now neutral… Me: driving, I don’t know, I can take it or leave it
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Claude Beer
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AIPAC with tears in their eyes…
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You’re part of the problem.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I want to apologize for saying that you gotta hand it to them etc.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Let me have a look at your teeth there, Doris.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They made a movie about The Libber?
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Commerce on a beautiful day…
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am quite weary of people posting things that happen on truth as if they matter. C’mon y’all! The textbook definition of an echo chamber, those of us outside it don’t have to care at all.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Some of the whigs enjoyed an Afghan. They would eventually form a band.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We got it, Libber.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Me: Yeah, I had a couple eggs with some strawberries. What did you have for breakfast? Cynthia Rose: Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam, a butterscotch cloud, tangerine and a side order of ham. Me: Right on dude. Sounds delish.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Oliver has some iconic hits. “The dogs have found religion” is one of my all time faves.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nice hole, quite mysterious.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not in Seattle. It’s expected.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I don’t have many followers at all but I’ll post hole.
Picture of a hole in the ground.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s actually Ted Danson, and everyone knows it.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Followed your tweeting back then and have been calling it googoo ever since.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Those hot dogs and hamburgers on your grill today represent our fallen soldiers. Don’t overcook them. And take off your damn hat!
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Saw Aliens in 35mm. Serious hat tip to HR Giger. I got emotional seeing some of the set design on the big screen.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I have the “Hell was full” Branson tee and I think it is of the same era. Classic and vintage.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I crapped my t-shirt.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Tired: straight edge Wired:
Traffic sign warning “abrupt edge.”
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hell yes
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This weekend Paas for a moment and be thankful.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Joe Walsh wearing his The Intimidator commemorative jacket.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
F off NY Times! Here’s a gift link from the subscription that I purchased from them.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Mueller? Mueller? Ha ha! Hee hee… (taps card on desk)
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Did any of them really give a shit about peace or was it seen as an easy point to make versus hawkish types such as Clinton and Biden?
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Right now we’ve got Dan on the line. Dan: How did you know it was me?
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
We’ve destroyed 100% of their military but they could easily send a drone or drop a mine which is somehow not related to their military.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Same here and it undoubtedly gave me empathy that I’m not sure I would have otherwise.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Damn I got a hankering for grandpa’s classic Cumwich.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Looking at each of them individually and vigorously wagging a finger.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you start from the position that war and bombing people is inherently wrong, none of that statement is acceptable.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My parents are boomers. Born in the wake of their government vaporizing a couple hundred thousand people. I’m the second generation of just bombing people. It’s become so normalized. It’s a sickness.
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Murdock @murdock71.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I will give him credit for the arrangement of some of the greatest metal songs in history while wishing he was born mute.
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