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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h
Welp. I forgot about this until today
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 4h
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 4h
Bargatze-mode
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 4h
I’m using AI to take walks for me
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h
I fucking love this guy
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h
Reading comments on a Seth McFarland crooning video and this guy is replying to all of them like this
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h
I need these
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h
And it will be $600 a month and the app will be impossible to navigate
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h
Please rethink this Dave and Busters Philippines Facebook group
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love them so much
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pppppplllllllleeeeeeeaaasssse can one of my lawyer friends defend Ruby Jewell
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna die
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy is getting killed in r/watches
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s just a thing we are gonna do periodically, I really like doing it and it’s fun for me to prep.
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You gotta appreciate all the bells and whistles in the ding room (The whistles are from all the patrons seeing handsome men in shorts)
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really need to find some new farters.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still spending valuable work time thinking “Can men and teenage boys where shorts in the ding room?”
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope you don’t get diarrhea in real life if you have diarrhea in your dreams
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m hoping it’s not a premonition
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t talk about my dreams all of the time but last night I dreamed there was a blackout in all of the United States and I had diarrhea
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Summer Breeze also whips ass
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I am your servant may I light your cigarette” is the goat horny lyric
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s October and that means one thing youtu.be/XjjJUxYe0QU?...
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Type O Negative - Love You To Death Live
YouTube video by LOL425425
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t personally give a rats ass if the United States wins the AI race with China
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never thought I would search Ja’Marr Chase injury update the day after watching football all day but I did, I’ve fully taken the football pill this year
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is obviously the best way to find the ding room dress code
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can men and teenage boys where shorts in the main ding room?
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thats 2 bonus episodes per week in October
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s October on Patreon.com/guyspodcast 1. Shocktober Radio Wars. The first episode is on Wednesday 2. There is still a Guys+ every week and we brought Chef Kevin in for one and Amelia Marino in for one 3. Rocktober with Pat Finnerty and Tom Scharpling on the Hotwife tier
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would fly to Austin for this
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom Morellos next stop is obvious, it’s Kill Tony
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine being the guy that is like “actually I’m on Wil Wheaton’s side of this”
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey. Sometimes the best way to rage against the machine is to vote for the machine and that’s just a fact
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is sad that Tom Morello is no longer woke
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did my first live show with Chapo Trap House with my belt undone the whole time so I get how you feel
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This one is good too
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@Jdabomb93 14 years ago
Dont look to politics for the solutions to our promblems, your only playing there game
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found this very important video www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rN9...
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Korn - Politics
YouTube video by StickMichael
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t forget the frenching
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And some frenching
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I’m headed home now to fix it
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing I’ll say about Turnstile is that 15 songs in 34 minutes is the perfect album ratio
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are probably hundreds of thousands of these guys
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guy that is divorced because he bought a cybertruck without consulting his wife
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that by the time he does it they already think I’m crazy
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a Shinoda so it isn’t good
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t know that Linkin Park had a George W Bush song, gonna have to add that to the list
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh he gets him on Rocktober too
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