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@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
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Failing to meet expectations since 1975 gofund.me/e4691b3e

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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What a guy ❤️ things will never be quite the same without him
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Things hurt too much right now, but thank you so much to my Dads dear friends for being there for him. It means so much. I feel like there is always so much left unsaid. He was such a good man. He didnt deserve to suffer. Please have adventures and live your life in his honor. ❤️❤️
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
While it wasn’t Christmas eve, it was Christmas night smh (funny dude until the end)
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hello friends, if you saw notifs liking your posts, it wasn’t my Dad from beyond the grave. It was me, his daugher Mya. Finally felt the strength to look through his phone. I will try to make sure everyone knows when we have a celebration of life in the spring. Peace and love to everyone ❤️❤️❤️
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Crisis.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
With it being Christmas Eve, I have the funniest opportunity to do something overnight.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Slept the whole day less about 4 hours. Just woke at 3am but not staying awake for long. 💤😴
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So anyway, happy Christmas time from my last one on this earth.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
“You’ve survived all your hardest days” only gets you to the day that you won’t.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Maybe I didn’t deserve love and happiness.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My guys, I thought it was 6am. Like why am I getting served a quesadilla for breakfast.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Crazy to think that all those shithead teenagers I used to hangout with when I was a shithead teenager are all grown up shitheads now, just like me.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*ring ring* Nurses station, do you need aomething? Nope. Just seeing how you are. So, what are you doing? Do you need anything?
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
On a scale of 1-10, today fucking sucks so far.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Felt cute. Might delete later. IDK.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Trying to recruit me to Team Jesus while I’m on my deathbed is fucking nefarious work.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Let’s take a social type guy that thrives on human interaction and put him in isolation and seclude him away without even a dog or cat for company, just shits and giggles. Just to see what happens. Spoiler: He looses his f’ing mind.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Fuck the Feds
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Day 34 in the hospital 🫠
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Got a good nurse tonight 🙏🏼
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Budget is tight this year so everyone is getting a big wet sneeze from me right in their open mouth. 🫶🏻
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The weekend crew isn’t as down with your boy funk as the weekday crew is. No one popping in to visit or shoot the shite. It gets lonely in this bitch. This must be how Jesus felt…
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I like my uncrustables al dente.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Why are people? Last week, they’re all friendly and jokey, this week barely a wave. The fuck?? It’s always been so confusing for me. Did I do or say something? Is it you just being a weirdo? Seriously… I hate that shit. Makes me feel so awkward and self conscious.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Sup, fuckers?
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SteppingonLEGOz @cctomb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I always internalize the bad shit that happens to me. Like in some secret way, I deserved it or something.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Am I the first of us that has a chance of seeing Mr. Jolly?
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
🚨 Good Boy Alert 🚨
A very good boy. Photo of American Pit Bull Terrier holding a toy bowling pin in his mouth
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Wow. Apparently all the good care providers took the week off. Care here the last 2 days here has very lack luster. #yelp
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Max and Alivia 🫶🏻
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I don’t care for this guy so far. All the good nurses have the week off, apparently.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Nurse just changed my name to his 😂😂
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The Green is my cannula I shall not cough Y’ay tho I breathe with a rasp and a weeze I shall fear no desat for the RT is with me Your tank and mask they comfort me
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Max got married yesterday so we had “The Talk”. Frankly, I learned a lot of valuable information.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Wow. I am so happy that this professional health care provider is being a thunder cunt to me as I am dying. Clearly my request for a snacky snack was out of line.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If we were ever locked up together, I would totally protect you in the shower.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Me: Thanks for visiting me 🫶🏻 Them: Good to see you, get better soon. Me:
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Vaseline in my nose
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I hope I get a little extra bonus credit for sticking this horrible shit out to the end and not suck starting my Mossberg 88 about it. Would be a shame to go through all this pointless bullshit for nothing. Oh wait… 🤔🤔🤔
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
For all the grief and anguish this has caused me, there has been good, too. Too much to list. Faces I just met and names I just learned who have made a huge impact on these twilight days of mine. Made to feel safe, cared for, appreciated and even loved. Complete strangers to me. Angels.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hatman: Tonight you will be visited by three spirits. Robitussin. Morphine. Sudafed.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A fuckwad is which: A) Single wadded up fuck B) A conglomeration of multiple fucks, wadded together?
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I love you, Good Boy
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Since I had to leave the house so quickly, I never got to say goodbye to Snoop. It’s looking like seeing him again is highly unlikely. They gave me a hospice quilt that I have been using a lot. I’m giving it to him so he can have my fresh scent one more time so he knows.
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