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@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
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Failing to meet expectations since 1975 gofund.me/e4691b3e

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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What a guy ❤️ things will never be quite the same without him
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Honestly I died laughing seeing the mychart note saying “he wasnt interested in the slightest”
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Don’t worry, he got the blanket. I think he understands and is at peace. He was wagging his tail and happy to smell him ❤️
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Things hurt too much right now, but thank you so much to my Dads dear friends for being there for him. It means so much. I feel like there is always so much left unsaid. He was such a good man. He didnt deserve to suffer. Please have adventures and live your life in his honor. ❤️❤️
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
While it wasn’t Christmas eve, it was Christmas night smh (funny dude until the end)
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hello friends, if you saw notifs liking your posts, it wasn’t my Dad from beyond the grave. It was me, his daugher Mya. Finally felt the strength to look through his phone. I will try to make sure everyone knows when we have a celebration of life in the spring. Peace and love to everyone ❤️❤️❤️
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Crisis.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
With it being Christmas Eve, I have the funniest opportunity to do something overnight.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Slept the whole day less about 4 hours. Just woke at 3am but not staying awake for long. 💤😴
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So anyway, happy Christmas time from my last one on this earth.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
“You’ve survived all your hardest days” only gets you to the day that you won’t.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Tell you what tho, really fucking tired of fighting to stay alive only to continue being treated like shit again and again.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Maybe I didn’t deserve love and happiness.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My guys, I thought it was 6am. Like why am I getting served a quesadilla for breakfast.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Crazy to think that all those shithead teenagers I used to hangout with when I was a shithead teenager are all grown up shitheads now, just like me.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
😂
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*ring ring* Nurses station, do you need aomething? Nope. Just seeing how you are. So, what are you doing? Do you need anything?
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
On a scale of 1-10, today fucking sucks so far.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Who the fuck is this then!?!
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Felt cute. Might delete later. IDK.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*scans notes* That’s Gary.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Trying to recruit me to Team Jesus while I’m on my deathbed is fucking nefarious work.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Let’s take a social type guy that thrives on human interaction and put him in isolation and seclude him away without even a dog or cat for company, just shits and giggles. Just to see what happens. Spoiler: He looses his f’ing mind.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Fuck the Feds
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I think you hit in the bits with a sock filled with a bar of soap.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Day 34 in the hospital 🫠
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Got a good nurse tonight 🙏🏼
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
loooooooooool
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Budget is tight this year so everyone is getting a big wet sneeze from me right in their open mouth. 🫶🏻
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
God willing.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I like to break it apart like peanut brittle. Then chomp on the sharp peanut buttery shards.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The weekend crew isn’t as down with your boy funk as the weekday crew is. No one popping in to visit or shoot the shite. It gets lonely in this bitch. This must be how Jesus felt…
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Marketing on point
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I used to dance under that name.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I like my uncrustables al dente.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I like your dingo
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Hello kitchen tongs
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Why are people? Last week, they’re all friendly and jokey, this week barely a wave. The fuck?? It’s always been so confusing for me. Did I do or say something? Is it you just being a weirdo? Seriously… I hate that shit. Makes me feel so awkward and self conscious.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Sup, fuckers?
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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SteppingonLEGOz @cctomb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I always internalize the bad shit that happens to me. Like in some secret way, I deserved it or something.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Peanut butter and fucking jealous.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
RIGHT!?! Just like James did!!
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I wonder if that nub is back in its rightful place.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I’m sure he has something cooked up
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Shop rag hanging over his forearm.
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ryan @munchkinfunk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Am I the first of us that has a chance of seeing Mr. Jolly?
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