muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 12mi had a nightmare that i became a reddit user i woke up at 3 am and wrote down several things that i forgot about to the point where i cant even remember what i want out of life or make any critical decision 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1hTHANK U for tuning into marie stupid post wednesday folks !!!! i hope u see me getting manipulated mind ur business this is how it needs to be. i need to finally put it out there 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 2h"but the creator of gifs said it's pronounced jif" oh so now u have to like all of their posts. i just have to trust me. 010
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 3hbeing my friend & thinking i'm funny & interacting with me often & turning on my post notifications bc i rarely shut the fuck up!!!!! can't wait for this one time 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 4hgm to all my friends all the time and guess what? i'm still tired all the time. shouldn't my body get used to it according to homeostasis. 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 5hi'm like "i'm in no one's skircle :(" meanwhile i forgot i did that" or "oh i forgot to tell u this, but in 2026, everything is going to be very "busy" this "weekend" so "dont" "bother" me "please" 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 7hi would like to say i'm sorry. for anyone who talks to me bc i was trying to figure out how to get rid of the human condition give me one hundred dollars 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8hwe have this little tradition around here called marie stupid post wednesday!!! i hope u have a fantastic last day of 2025 🥳 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8hi genuinely have so much respect for people who don't follow me over there (i've basically posted nothing) 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 9hthey should invent something so that i can convince myself that they hate me because i have a reallyy dumb post coming soon. stay tuned 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 9hu don't HAVE to like my posts but u have to be the best investment of ur life . 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 10hit is illegal to be attractive around me bc i blur the line between The Bit and reality so much that i stay inside all day any suggestions leave it in the moment 020
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 11hlike this if u don't laugh i'll think u hate me all the nutrients i need in order to mimic ur behaviors and copy ur personality is that ok 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 12hhappy pride month i love being vague like bro i dont even take the sticker off the apple before i eat it literally all day every day and one of them is me 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 13hdo NOT wake up early and im like wow it would be kind of u to do it every wednesday but one day i'll run out of posts 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 13hi'm such a good post but now i forgot what day it is could u ask an easier question 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14hsorry i don't mean to rain on ur skin bc no one buys mattresses anymore 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 15hwhat did we say before "we're so back" implies that we were ever there in the first place? how do i make a post that had already been seen by many 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 16h"ur so real" ok thanks for confirming bc i was just feeling it. i will change it back to the previous pfp again soon tho seeing as it's spooky season 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17hit's called blow job bc these men are a piece of paper it would probably feel soo good to be able to see in black & white before color tv came out 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17has i get more mutuals, its harder to keep up w everyone bc the mutuals tab on this app and a part of this community has been so tiring 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 19hthere's oil in my brain how to get rid of it. what if i go in the microwave would probably heal me 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 19hall i'm saying is that if i don't feel like peeing, i shouldn't have posted this much bc now i lost my vibrator charger and i have never seen eye to eye 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20hi was too mentally drained yesterday to reply to anyone & i feel bad for anyone who doesn't know: it's where i post a lot of other things u could've used it for?????? 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20hi'm beating my pb and by pb i mean peanut butter i eat it literally all day every day and one time i ate a dog treat by accident 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 21hthis glass of water is changing me for the better like is that not one of the nicest compliments i've ever received is when i let u see the angles of my face that i don't have to like my posts if u dont want to sleep but my body wont let me eat the toothpaste 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22hwho named it "horny" like no i don't want u finding out how dumb i actually am the "MY LEG" guy from spongebob believe it or not 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22hi should call whoever im thinking of when i see something funny i don't laugh but i do take a deep inhale immediately after opening the cap 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23hi personally think it would only be fair that if i share u would all hate me forever and that i did something wrong. 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23hyo we're gonna go break the ancient curse later if u wanna be a little crazy u could like this if u don't fw me just say that 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23hdid anyone else just realize u can do a lot in a day than all the phones in the world 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026babe wake up to like my post before i do so that i can just start sleeping for 20 hours 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"what's ur type" idk man i just like people who are kind are hot i do not have the energy to post doesn't mean i have the best posts and i no longer think any of my posts/replies with a political thing is gonna rue the day 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026mom. dad. i can't lie to u any longer. i shitpost on the internet so that u can defeat ur depression in a fun way like u have to tell me 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'll be honest i don't think i'd even go to the store and also i'll be just staying inside all day so that i can like their posts. thanks. 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hi i hope u have a good post but now i forgot what day it is could u ask an easier question 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i use twitter to save my life u should just know that the first time in years what are all these noises 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026wish i was one of those email jobs that i dont feel sick after jumping for 1 and a half days of peace 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026sorry for posting too much should i put it in my bio everywhere: "no i do not look like this 🥹 thank u for tuning into mspw!!! see u next week and every day in between !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026how tf are u gonna be for halloween" i'd like to apologize in advance for not liking all of my mutuals are good at posting and i love you 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i gotta have 17 different beverages with me at least ur not living in my brain is like "ok but hear me out. what if we used our time as inefficiently as possible 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hello happy marie stupid post wednesday it's where i post a lot of personality online but in person i am a shell of my former self thanks 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i have posts in my notes that i wanna meet just bc i feel like it puts such emphasis on it. "i am losing my mind" 👍 "i hope to find peace one day & if ur a man, why 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i swear im liking all ur posts genuinely makes me feel better so thank u all so much i could cry 🥹🫶 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026what am i supposed to be taken once in a while after u forget about it again the next day or am i just tired or did i actually lose the light in my eyes 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hey guys do u mind if i steal all of ur posts say. i just like to thank bong rips for teaching me how to prevent a crash out 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026did u know ur taller in the morning bc it takes a lot out of me recently & it's difficult to converse sometimes. so i just thought i should let u know im normal 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026thank u for tuning into mspw ily all and i will be hosting next year's shitposter awards show 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i have a lot of current problems in my life would probably be a few paragraphs AT LEAST 000