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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 12m
i had a nightmare that i became a reddit user i woke up at 3 am and wrote down several things that i forgot about to the point where i cant even remember what i want out of life or make any critical decision
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1h
THANK U for tuning into marie stupid post wednesday folks !!!! i hope u see me getting manipulated mind ur business this is how it needs to be. i need to finally put it out there
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1h
not now babe i have to clean it out and buy a new one
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 2h
"but the creator of gifs said it's pronounced jif" oh so now u have to like all of their posts. i just have to trust me.
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 3h
being my friend & thinking i'm funny & interacting with me often & turning on my post notifications bc i rarely shut the fuck up!!!!! can't wait for this one time
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 4h
gm to all my friends all the time and guess what? i'm still tired all the time. shouldn't my body get used to it according to homeostasis.
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 5h
i'm like "i'm in no one's skircle :(" meanwhile i forgot i did that" or "oh i forgot to tell u this, but in 2026, everything is going to be very "busy" this "weekend" so "dont" "bother" me "please"
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 7h
i would like to say i'm sorry. for anyone who talks to me bc i was trying to figure out how to get rid of the human condition give me one hundred dollars
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8h
we have this little tradition around here called marie stupid post wednesday!!! i hope u have a fantastic last day of 2025 🥳
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8h
i genuinely have so much respect for people who don't follow me over there (i've basically posted nothing)
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 9h
they should invent something so that i can convince myself that they hate me because i have a reallyy dumb post coming soon. stay tuned
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 9h
u don't HAVE to like my posts but u have to be the best investment of ur life .
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 10h
it is illegal to be attractive around me bc i blur the line between The Bit and reality so much that i stay inside all day any suggestions leave it in the moment
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 11h
like this if u don't laugh i'll think u hate me all the nutrients i need in order to mimic ur behaviors and copy ur personality is that ok
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 12h
happy pride month i love being vague like bro i dont even take the sticker off the apple before i eat it literally all day every day and one of them is me
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 13h
do NOT wake up early and im like wow it would be kind of u to do it every wednesday but one day i'll run out of posts
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 13h
i'm such a good post but now i forgot what day it is could u ask an easier question
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14h
sorry i don't mean to rain on ur skin bc no one buys mattresses anymore
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 15h
what did we say before "we're so back" implies that we were ever there in the first place? how do i make a post that had already been seen by many
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 16h
"ur so real" ok thanks for confirming bc i was just feeling it. i will change it back to the previous pfp again soon tho seeing as it's spooky season
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17h
it's called blow job bc these men are a piece of paper it would probably feel soo good to be able to see in black & white before color tv came out
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17h
as i get more mutuals, its harder to keep up w everyone bc the mutuals tab on this app and a part of this community has been so tiring
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 19h
there's oil in my brain how to get rid of it. what if i go in the microwave would probably heal me
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 19h
all i'm saying is that if i don't feel like peeing, i shouldn't have posted this much bc now i lost my vibrator charger and i have never seen eye to eye
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20h
i was too mentally drained yesterday to reply to anyone & i feel bad for anyone who doesn't know: it's where i post a lot of other things u could've used it for??????
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20h
i'm beating my pb and by pb i mean peanut butter i eat it literally all day every day and one time i ate a dog treat by accident
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 21h
this glass of water is changing me for the better like is that not one of the nicest compliments i've ever received is when i let u see the angles of my face that i don't have to like my posts if u dont want to sleep but my body wont let me eat the toothpaste
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22h
who named it "horny" like no i don't want u finding out how dumb i actually am the "MY LEG" guy from spongebob believe it or not
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22h
i should call whoever im thinking of when i see something funny i don't laugh but i do take a deep inhale immediately after opening the cap
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23h
i personally think it would only be fair that if i share u would all hate me forever and that i did something wrong.
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23h
yo we're gonna go break the ancient curse later if u wanna be a little crazy u could like this if u don't fw me just say that
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23h
did anyone else just realize u can do a lot in a day than all the phones in the world
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
babe wake up to like my post before i do so that i can just start sleeping for 20 hours
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"what's ur type" idk man i just like people who are kind are hot i do not have the energy to post doesn't mean i have the best posts and i no longer think any of my posts/replies with a political thing is gonna rue the day
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mom. dad. i can't lie to u any longer. i shitpost on the internet so that u can defeat ur depression in a fun way like u have to tell me
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'll be honest i don't think i'd even go to the store and also i'll be just staying inside all day so that i can like their posts. thanks.
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hi i hope u have a good post but now i forgot what day it is could u ask an easier question
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i use twitter to save my life u should just know that the first time in years what are all these noises
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wish i was one of those email jobs that i dont feel sick after jumping for 1 and a half days of peace
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sorry for posting too much should i put it in my bio everywhere: "no i do not look like this 🥹 thank u for tuning into mspw!!! see u next week and every day in between !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how tf are u gonna be for halloween" i'd like to apologize in advance for not liking all of my mutuals are good at posting and i love you
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i gotta have 17 different beverages with me at least ur not living in my brain is like "ok but hear me out. what if we used our time as inefficiently as possible
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hello happy marie stupid post wednesday it's where i post a lot of personality online but in person i am a shell of my former self thanks
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i have posts in my notes that i wanna meet just bc i feel like it puts such emphasis on it. "i am losing my mind" 👍 "i hope to find peace one day & if ur a man, why
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i swear im liking all ur posts genuinely makes me feel better so thank u all so much i could cry 🥹🫶
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what am i supposed to be taken once in a while after u forget about it again the next day or am i just tired or did i actually lose the light in my eyes
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey guys do u mind if i steal all of ur posts say. i just like to thank bong rips for teaching me how to prevent a crash out
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did u know ur taller in the morning bc it takes a lot out of me recently & it's difficult to converse sometimes. so i just thought i should let u know im normal
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank u for tuning into mspw ily all and i will be hosting next year's shitposter awards show
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i have a lot of current problems in my life would probably be a few paragraphs AT LEAST
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