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Muffin of doom

@muffinofdoom.bsky.social
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☠️Doom astrologer🔮 ♍️✨Hellenistic and Medieval✨ Portuguese 🇵🇹👽living in Texas. Not here to sell you anything.

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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Her dying today of all days feels a lot like the end of an era. She had just finished her nodal reversal, and died as the SN left her ascendant. I swear the nodes are major triggers, I can't believe I neglected them for so long. #astrology
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Former head of Planned Parenthood Cecile Richards has died
Cecile Richards, the longtime activist for women's rights and former head of Planned Parenthood, died Monday after battling brain cancer.
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Katrin Dirim @katrindirim.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hermes, the Messenger
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
0 points. Officially 👵🏻
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I didn't realize why I'd been so interested in the Baldoni/Lively drama, but maybe it's because it's the battle of the Virgos. 🍿🍿 No wonder this all started with the Virgo Merc RX last summer.🍿🍿#astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#Karma is a concept invented by the higher casts to justify why you deserve to have less than them, and be happy about it. Don't be a literal peasant.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Seeing Gaiman and especially Palmer being exposed for who they really are shook any faith I had in feminism as a movement. It’s all women empowerment till you marry a millionaire, then it’s every girl for herself. She embodied Neptune in ♓️, including the illusion. #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's looking like Trump is going to get the cease fire for Palestine. It's nice that 2025 is starting with a pleasant surprise for a change.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Amanda Palmer has almost the same Mars as Neil. She's blue, he's orange. Not sure if it's a day or night chart but it's ok, her malefics are conjoined, we know she's having a really bad time. And what's with sexual predators and Venus/Jupiter conjunctions? Is that Zeus being Zeus? #Astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Netanyahu canceled his trip to the US for the inauguration after Trump "retruthed" a video by Jeffrey Sachs calling him a"deep, dark son of a bitch".
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Look how beautifully this Mars rx is wrecking Neil Gaiman’s life. Hitting his main luminary and OOS malefic. He’s also about to have a nodal reversal. The full moon on his Mars is bringing all out in the open. Eat shit, asshole #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
With today's full moon on that pissed-off Mars, could we maybe see the "completion" of the LA fires? Or at least getting them under control. Sure hope so. #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I'm not really an audiophile but nothing will make me drop a podcast faster than bad audio. Please invest some money in that mic.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
What I dislike about the AstrologyGirlie thing is not the asking for free readings, it's the "girlie" part. I'm old enough to be your mama. Call me Astrology Ma'am. 🙃
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Guessing not a lot of people have access to their boss' natal chart or your business partner. I do and so does a friend. In both cases I see the rising degrees are pretty close.Like 3 to 6 degrees apart. Is this because the descendants are close too? I wonder if there's something to it. #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Therapist: What if I asked you to just be unproductive for a week? Just lounge and watch some tv during your time off? Me (as my Cap moon): that sounds just.. awful to be honest. Please don't.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Famous dog f**ker Zuckerberg has Venus and the ruler of the seventh (partners) in the house of pets 🤣 by whole signs. — on an unrelated note this is why I like quadrant houses. #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
People talking shit about the LA firefighters being “DEI hires” deserves to have their house burn down tbh.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The news say Luigi's trial was delayed to "mid-February" -- oh you mean when MARS STATIONS DIRECT? For a crime allegedly committed when it stationed retro? I'm guessing the crazy Korean President who's been hiding from the police will finally go down around the same time too. #astrology #Marsrx
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I generally believe our free choice in regards to fate is very limited. That has made this virgo a tad less judgmental with myself and others. A tad.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Maybe it's because I only recently learned what the Nodes do, now I see it everywhere. Like Blake Lively just went through her node return, in the third house of people talking shit. More than Saturn, there seems to be a lot of "you reap what you sow" with the node returns. #astrology #nodalreturn
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Some women really are out here speaking of sleeping with your boss for a job as a feminist power move... and I'm left thinking this is why we can't have nice things.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Now that Kamala certified Trump’s victory can the blue maga astrologers finally admit they were wrong? Or will they wait for the inauguration? #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I tracked back the last time the south node went through my asc, many,many years ago. It was conjunct Mars. It’s supposed to be the day I changed my identity…Well, that day I stopped being a virgin 🤣 so there’s still hope for the worse looking transits 🙃
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
It's funny to watch youtubers talk about some conspiracy theory when they see more than one attack or coup at the same time yet they don't believe #astrology. That's why these similar events are happening at the same time in different places. No, it must be the lizard people or whatever. 🙃
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Cant stop thinking about the south node transit over my ascendant in a few months. I did some research and it didn’t make me feel better. This happened to Wendy right as the SN transited her ascendant.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
They are calling the generation of kids born starting this year "generation Beta" and it brings a smile to my face that if these so-called "alpha males" manage to trick a girl into bearing their child, the kid will inevitably be "a beta". Check...mate?🙃
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Chris Brennan @chrisbrennan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It's funny that instead of the Age of Aquarius being this utopia hippies imagined in the '60s, it's become this futuristic tech dystopia with robots and AI
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
They don't know yet if the exploding cybertruck was an attack or an accident, but he was military. The New Orleans guy was a veteran. Mars is not doing well... remember there's one more lap to go before this ends.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You can really tell Mercury is out of shadow when you get texts from more than one friend apologizing for leaving you on read for 3 to 5 weeks respectively.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
As an immigrant, it kinda weirds me out when americans try to box me into one of the few cultures they know from diaspora. I've been called all kinds of ethnicities but when I say I was born in Portugal they stare at me like that's an alien race from the Pleiades.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Even a doom astrologer gets tired of predicting doom (in public) but I'm still catching up with the killings/ terrorist attacks from last night. The moon conjoined the Mars/Pluto opposition, so I was expecting death in some crowd/shooting. Not a good time to party 😞 especially outside.
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 01/01/2025
Satire: "In a statement released today, neurotypicals conveyed their relief that “this horrible year is nearly over,” asserting the belief that an arbitrary change in year will […] generally fix all the ills of the world." At @thedailytism.bsky.social: thedailytism.com/2025-non-aut...
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2025! Non-autistics convinced arbitrary date change will fix everything
Allistic people have expressed excitement that humanity will magically reset itself on the first of January, it has been announced.  In a statement released today, neurotypicals conveyed their relief ...
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
If astrology isn’t real how come this is the nakshatra rising on Trump’s chart? Nominal determinism much?
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Steve Bannon calling Musk and Vivek Oligarchs who want tech feudalism is one of those "a broken clock is right twice a day" kind of thing. Quit teasing that class consciousness already. There is not enough popcorn in the world for 2025. #plutoinaquarius #astrology
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Mori @alchemicmind.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Astro Calendar for January 2025! 💫 #astrology #astrosphere #witchsky
Astro Calendar
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I want someone to write a story where a bunch of astrologers on Ketamine convince Musk to blow Saturn up, "as a meme".
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When your bad management ends up in dozens of people dying in a ball of fire, I think we should start charging managers criminally, "stockholder value" be damned. #Boeing
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It's disturbing how all these whistleblowers are just "losing their will to live" lately. First Boeing, now Open AI.
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Parents of OpenAI whistleblower found dead in his apartment share disturbing theory
The parents of Suchir Balaji, the OpenAI whistleblower who died last month, have shared a disturbing theory.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It's time again for my PSA: "Be nice to people, Mars is opposing Pluto!" It's one degree apart and this time it's SPICIER. #astrology #Marsrx
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
What's with the second plane crash in 2 days?
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
@sociastrology.bsky.social Watching your latest video. Madeira is a region of Portugal, not Spain. They always get us confused. Please don't hurt my portuguese feelings like that 😅
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I love how everyone who works at the smoke shop I patronize at this small Tx town is so witchy for no reason. The nerdiest guy who works there casually told me today his mom is a voudon pristess initiated in Haiti. I don't know where the owner finds them, but I love it.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
She just popped into my head today. No wonder, look at those placements.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I know you are an #astrologer, but are you an infallible astrologer? From Rhetorius the Egyptian
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Baldoni fucked around during Mercury RX in Virgo, a Stellium on Blake Lively's chart. He found out in the Mercury Rx in Sagittarius hitting his south node. Pluto is on its way to his Sun, squaring his Moon. He is toast.
Baldoni fucked around during Mercury RX in Virgo, a Stellium on Blake Lively's chart. He found out in the Mercury Rx in Sagittarius hitting his south node. Pluto is on its way to his Sun, squaring his Moon. He is toast.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Poor Gemini rising hubby has this Jupiter/Saturn right on the ascendant. He told me something didn't feel "right", like it didnt feel like christmas. I bet it doesn't feel like a Jupiter in the ascendant transit either with that square. #astrology #Jupitersquaresaturn
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“You will be visited by three spirits…”
PJ Harvey, Björk, Tori Amos
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Normally I don't give a damn about Black Moon Lilith but I can't help but notice that Matt Gaetz had his report exposed after Mercury stationed right on his BML conjunct Neptune (ie: shady sex and drugs). Probably triggered during the full moon in Gemini. Wish we had a birth time.
matt Gaetz natal chart
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