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Muffin of doom

@muffinofdoom.bsky.social
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☠️Doom astrologer🔮 ♍️✨Hellenistic and Medieval✨ Portuguese 🇵🇹👽living in Texas. Not here to sell you anything.

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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I didn't realize why I'd been so interested in the Baldoni/Lively drama, but maybe it's because it's the battle of the Virgos. 🍿🍿 No wonder this all started with the Virgo Merc RX last summer.🍿🍿#astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Amanda Palmer has almost the same Mars as Neil. She's blue, he's orange. Not sure if it's a day or night chart but it's ok, her malefics are conjoined, we know she's having a really bad time. And what's with sexual predators and Venus/Jupiter conjunctions? Is that Zeus being Zeus? #Astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Look how beautifully this Mars rx is wrecking Neil Gaiman’s life. Hitting his main luminary and OOS malefic. He’s also about to have a nodal reversal. The full moon on his Mars is bringing all out in the open. Eat shit, asshole #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Famous dog f**ker Zuckerberg has Venus and the ruler of the seventh (partners) in the house of pets 🤣 by whole signs. — on an unrelated note this is why I like quadrant houses. #astrology
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Maybe it's because I only recently learned what the Nodes do, now I see it everywhere. Like Blake Lively just went through her node return, in the third house of people talking shit. More than Saturn, there seems to be a lot of "you reap what you sow" with the node returns. #astrology #nodalreturn
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
If astrology isn’t real how come this is the nakshatra rising on Trump’s chart? Nominal determinism much?
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
She just popped into my head today. No wonder, look at those placements.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I know you are an #astrologer, but are you an infallible astrologer? From Rhetorius the Egyptian
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Baldoni fucked around during Mercury RX in Virgo, a Stellium on Blake Lively's chart. He found out in the Mercury Rx in Sagittarius hitting his south node. Pluto is on its way to his Sun, squaring his Moon. He is toast.
Baldoni fucked around during Mercury RX in Virgo, a Stellium on Blake Lively's chart. He found out in the Mercury Rx in Sagittarius hitting his south node. Pluto is on its way to his Sun, squaring his Moon. He is toast.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Normally I don't give a damn about Black Moon Lilith but I can't help but notice that Matt Gaetz had his report exposed after Mercury stationed right on his BML conjunct Neptune (ie: shady sex and drugs). Probably triggered during the full moon in Gemini. Wish we had a birth time.
matt Gaetz natal chart
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Yogi Bhajan, inventor of kundalini yoga, cult leader and rapist. Sun and Neptune in the DC is clearly a snake oil salesman. He called himself “the Saturn teacher” after his 10th house. I’ll call him simply a piece of shit. #astrology #astrosky
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Mary & George s01e03
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Work makes us do this thing where we have to ask peer feedback and this year I was called "fearless and assertive".
Xena yells " I'm a delicate feminine flower".
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The Madison school shooter was born on November 7th 2009. Assuming she was born around the same area, this is her chart without the birthtime. #astrology #astrosky
birth chart
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is so Scorpio Moon vibes #ScorpioMoon #astrology #astrosky

“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
MOFO wrote "delay" and "deny" on the bullets he used to shoot the CEO, cause he was not into being subtle.
The police still had not made any arrests on Thursday, a day after the shooting outside a hotel in Midtown Manhattan, but a series of developments — details of the stay at the hostel, a possible link to a gun purchased in Connecticut, bullet casings inscribed with the words “deny” and “delay” — suggested investigators could be inching closer to identifying the gunman.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm not bragging but I have never been described as "warm and sweet" in my life. Not even as a kid. 😆Maybe I just really like food?
Old family recipes. Luxurious fabrics. Latte art.
Your soul is chocolate: a comforting blend of warmth, richness, and indulgent pleasure. You navigate life with the deep and nurturing energy of chocolate, offering a sense of comfort and a rich, satisfying presence. Your spirit is welcoming and generous, creating a space of warmth and a sense of hearty enjoyment for those around you. In your presence, there’s a feeling of comforting indulgence and a deep, satisfying warmth, like the rich taste of chocolate or the cozy embrace of a loved one. You embody the joys of life’s pleasures and the warmth of close relationships, encouraging others to savor the richness of experience and to find comfort in the sweetness of life. Your approach to life is heartfelt and nurturing, fostering a sense of well-being and a deep appreciation for the comforting, luxurious aspects of life.chocolate
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I was watching a doc on Le Corbusier yesterday and they mention a letter where he tells his mother, as an adult, that he was the most famous architect in the world. Mom's reply? "Fine, my roof is still leaking". -- that's a villain origin story right there lol
Le Corbusier's natal chart
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Have you met the Texas stickers? Nevermind legos, this is like stepping on needles that pierce your foot. When I moved here I kept asking my husband “why does every plant and animal here wants to kill us?”
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Filling this under the most Pluto in Aquarius in 9th house thing ever created. “Theta Noir” seem to believe humanity had a good shot, it’s time to start worshiping artificial intelligence. #plutoinaquarius
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I tried Google's NotebookLM and it looks great. I dumped Zoller's 1000 page #astrology course pdfs and it searches only those documents and provides quotations.
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Muffin of doom @muffinofdoom.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Virgo Mercury in the 1st 🤓
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