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Muffin_Chips

@muffinchips.bsky.social
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Movies. Cats. Dogs. Video games. Eurovision. Tennis. Barbies. Glenn Close. 5'5 1/4"

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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 19h
The balder you get the more head you get
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took Richard E. Grant about 5 minutes to become one of the most iconic Traitors contestants of all time
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come over let's hang out bb
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Locktober make me proud boys
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How much to make Sidney Sweeney quietly disappear into the night
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💀
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Netflix Willy Wonka TV show is basically Saw but with candy
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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? 🔊🎶
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm vibrating
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight's episode of The Traitors Ireland featured the most gag-worthy 10 final seconds in the history of all television
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For the first time ever in the history of tennis two openly gay players (the ONLY two openly gay players currently active on tour) faced each other in a Challenger level tour final today.
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The host of The Traitors Norway is a hot blond man with sad blue eyes, I think I'm in love
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why does Adam Scott's son in The Whisper Man have a fuck-ass bob
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Traitors Australia 3 nearly an S tier season
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WHO PISSED OFF MY CHILD.
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Arbitrary Reign @arbitraryreign.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
44, brought to you by Addicted and Persona 4, I guess
Game-style status screen featuring me, age 44, standing with arms crossed in a bright blue and neon-yellow sleeveless hoodie and matching underwear. A list of names appears in the upper right, with ‘Status — View whose status?’ on the left and ‘OK’ and ‘Back’ button prompts at the bottom.
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can't stop watching it
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This year's Best Actress lineup is gonna be traumatizing
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Big deal Glenn says it in Spanish in The Black Ball
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The cast is 🤌
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Traitors Ireland Season 2: Hot Men with Accents Who Call Each Other Lad
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And my mustache
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The rumors are true I'm pregnant
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just a profoundly talented and good person. 💔
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Arbitrary Reign @arbitraryreign.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
20 years with @muffinchips.bsky.social
Photo of my husband (left) and me (right) at a dinner table, smiling for the camera.
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Also happy birthday Madonna and Jannik Sinner
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 13th wedding anniversary to us❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @arbitraryreign.bsky.social
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Lily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
anyway maybe the wrong time but one thing i did to procrastinate on writing last week is watch a bunch of davinci resolve tutorials to make it look like mulholland drive aired on the disney channel in 2007
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
he will be our first babygirl senator
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My cat is sitting on my chest mindlessly licking his own asshole and honestly, good for him
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Nicole Kidman doing any accent in a movie (I LOVE YOU NICOLE)
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love that my phone auto-compietes "Cynthia" with "Rothrock"
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Need two service subs to do this but for my balls
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
❤️
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In the year of our Lord 2026 who even needs this
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is horrible and I rebuke it
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the smile guy is making this lmao
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hi fagg*t
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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Would like to request that @astonishinglegends.bsky.social drop what they’re working on and report this story out in full, please
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hi fagg*t
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We don't talk enough about the fact that Zara Larsson is one of the greatest vocalists alive
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
All Stars 11 is so rigged
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Eat ass not lettuce
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reynolds Woodcock saying “I cannot handle Canadian wildfire smoke and the threat of diarrhea lettuce at the same time” - from Phantom Thread (2017)
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On my OF
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Muffin_Chips @muffinchips.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spent an hour and a half in a jockstrap priming walls around the condo and I just thought you should know
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