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@muddynewt.bsky.social
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(they/she/he) | 29 | 🇵🇷 | just a strange writer-degenerate-recluse biding my time by murmuring mundanities :3 | 21+ | liberation for all oppressed peoples 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸🇺🇦 (header: @murkbone.bsky.social)

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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 7h
All men are dogs, the good ones are just trainable
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23h
80s babies are some of the most entitled people I've ever met in terms of wanting to being coddled for their poor behavior
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The way my coworker grabbed a box of prerolls in front of me that I needed and kept her arm in my way until I took the box from her and put it back??????
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gl bby!! 💖💖
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where I can respect that closed mouths don't get fed, someone dming me asking for support for them to go on *vacation*? That's a bold one.
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my homie are going soon and I wish I could teleport you to us :((
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh mind you, my Saturn return while Saturn's in retrograde and Leo is my profected house :)))))))
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God Mars and Saturn transiting through fire signs is truly revealing just how often I want to reach out and touch someone when my autonomy feels threatened
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really loathe the idea that political groups should only be focused on one thing at a time. Systems of oppression are interlocking, it's extraordinarily rare that's there's *not* intersections of oppression, that's why coalition is to important. But yall don't wanna hear me you just wanna dance!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way I had a tank berate me in vc bc he was unhappy about my stats even though I was distracting the whole ass enemy team? Muted him, he did it in text chat too, muted him. FOR HIM TO MESSAGE ME ON XBOX we won both rounds btw 🫩 HELL DRIVES IS HELL
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday gorgeous!!!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm definitely finding myself less and less drawn to post on social media
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm passively looking! More so to figure out a good budget for one, I'm planning on getting a used 300, but I'm prioritizing gear rn. I'm going to take another beginner's riding course though before getting my own :) I wouldn't feel confident riding the bike I bought lol
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Passed my MSF course!! 🥰 with a pulled muscle in my clutch hand no less 😭🤣
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wholeheartedly!! 🥰🥰
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thankfully I'm a defensive driver so some of these habits are already in there :)
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my instructors complimented my cornering!! Well on my way I think <3 ty for the advice!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyways I'm in love 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My ass is so sore from today I have no choice but to unclench lmao but definitely!! After my first day I need to relax trust myself a tad more!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So much!! I need to trust myself and my bike a little more I think! I'm definitely considering a 125cc to start in parking lots and side streets! 🥰
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Indeed!! Took the first half of my course today! :D
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love having tights in my wardrobe, but buying them feels offensive
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IM LEARNING HOW TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE TODAYYYYYYY AHAHAHA
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
five days and we're still at zero help a heaux out yeah i need my phone so i can work
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ATP I'm starting to get very tired of the marginalized people who want to posture that they're somehow better than their peers for tolerating the conditions that marginalize us in the first place
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Admittedly I have high communication standards, and also I think about the woman who would largely send emojis in response to anything that wasn't about her, and then got upset when I rejected her later on
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO ALL MY FELLOW BISEXUALSSSSS
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's so wild actually having motorcycle gear wtf what do you MEAN I'm accomplishing a goal I've had since I was little AHHHHH
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the Equinox...time again for me to remind you about the EquineOx: that mythopoetic, all-knowing horse/ox hybrid. Mysterious bringer of socks & other sundry goodies. A godling of the changing seasons. Friends: may the EquineOx bring you many blessing this day!
Meme. Painting of a pastoral scene with two people standing next to a horse and an ox. The ox, black with a white splot on its head, harnessed to a wagon full of hay, & cream-colored horse has a collar on, but is not attached to anything. Both animals are turned to face the two people.

One of them is a young man in a coat a wide-brimmed hat. He is sitting. Standing next to him is a young woman in a green skirt & salmon-colored jacket. Her hair is golden, she's staring at the young man. They are at the base of a rocky outcropping. The man is likely eating, because next to him is a small black & white dog who is *clearly* groaking.

In all, it looks like the man is telling a story to a rapt (if mixed) audience. All are listening while he spins a yarn about the time he slid a flounder under his headmaster's door, or about how he was the inspiration for the song "All About That Bass." Will he impress the girl? Or, at least, the ox? No.

Meme text reads:
"part horse   part ox
ALL AWESOME"
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love being sexy and ace
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mothra was really just tryna save her homegirls and she got attacked for it smh
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The unforeseen benefit of being up to date on COVID to be able to tell people how to take care of themselves when they contract it
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
september
A digital painting of Pikachu

On an autumn afternoon, with the sun beginning to sink, Pikachu dressed in a spacesuit costume plays in the sandbox
In the park, bathed in dappled sunlight, another peaceful day quietly unfolds
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good god bro every day I chip away at wwi documentaries to try to figure out what the hell we're going through rn and it keeps boiling down to imperial and colonial bullshit
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm tryna get like yeeewwww 🤧🤧
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man gotta put on my metaphorical skin suit to serve the public
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's fine and multitalented and is likely enabled by his industry cmon
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying to befriend men is so scary bc you think you're homies whole time you on the gf back-burner
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate clocking people's kinks integrated in media 🫩
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Timeline sleep? I believe Jada when she said she cheated on Will for the benefit of his own ego 👀
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Found one behind my knee tn I FEEL YOU
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Asking myself if I want to do an Arcane rewatch like it's not basically just seeing if I want to cry for the next couple weeks
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm jealous!! 🥰🥰
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That part!! And he doesn't need to perform and commodify himself for fans who are interested in idealizing the music and entertainment industry
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd put money on him not doing anything around the house or helping his wife in a meaningful way
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My maaaaannnnn!!!!! I just bought his crybaby burger tee 🤭 but imagine being on tour and working another weekly gig, and people are mad that you vocalized that your job is a job
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate it when people try to downplay traveling to PR rn like bitch just stand on not giving a fuck about the fact people who live there don't have water so you can have your aesthetic vacation 🙄🙄🙄
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look man I have my criticisms of communist countries, but the one thing that pisses me off the most is the assertion that they're intrinsically living a lower quality of life like bitch open a book!!!!!!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Learning how to make arepas is definitely on my cooking to-do list
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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