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@muddynewt.bsky.social
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(they/she/he) | 29 | 🇵🇷 | just a strange writer-degenerate-recluse biding my time by murmuring mundanities :3 | 21+ | liberation for all oppressed peoples 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸🇺🇦 (header: @murkbone.bsky.social)

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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 15h
80s babies are some of the most entitled people I've ever met in terms of wanting to being coddled for their poor behavior
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 20h
The way my coworker grabbed a box of prerolls in front of me that I needed and kept her arm in my way until I took the box from her and put it back??????
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where I can respect that closed mouths don't get fed, someone dming me asking for support for them to go on *vacation*? That's a bold one.
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God Mars and Saturn transiting through fire signs is truly revealing just how often I want to reach out and touch someone when my autonomy feels threatened
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really loathe the idea that political groups should only be focused on one thing at a time. Systems of oppression are interlocking, it's extraordinarily rare that's there's *not* intersections of oppression, that's why coalition is to important. But yall don't wanna hear me you just wanna dance!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm definitely finding myself less and less drawn to post on social media
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Passed my MSF course!! 🥰 with a pulled muscle in my clutch hand no less 😭🤣
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyways I'm in love 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love having tights in my wardrobe, but buying them feels offensive
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IM LEARNING HOW TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE TODAYYYYYYY AHAHAHA
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
five days and we're still at zero help a heaux out yeah i need my phone so i can work
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ATP I'm starting to get very tired of the marginalized people who want to posture that they're somehow better than their peers for tolerating the conditions that marginalize us in the first place
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Admittedly I have high communication standards, and also I think about the woman who would largely send emojis in response to anything that wasn't about her, and then got upset when I rejected her later on
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO ALL MY FELLOW BISEXUALSSSSS
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's so wild actually having motorcycle gear wtf what do you MEAN I'm accomplishing a goal I've had since I was little AHHHHH
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the Equinox...time again for me to remind you about the EquineOx: that mythopoetic, all-knowing horse/ox hybrid. Mysterious bringer of socks & other sundry goodies. A godling of the changing seasons. Friends: may the EquineOx bring you many blessing this day!
Meme. Painting of a pastoral scene with two people standing next to a horse and an ox. The ox, black with a white splot on its head, harnessed to a wagon full of hay, & cream-colored horse has a collar on, but is not attached to anything. Both animals are turned to face the two people.

One of them is a young man in a coat a wide-brimmed hat. He is sitting. Standing next to him is a young woman in a green skirt & salmon-colored jacket. Her hair is golden, she's staring at the young man. They are at the base of a rocky outcropping. The man is likely eating, because next to him is a small black & white dog who is *clearly* groaking.

In all, it looks like the man is telling a story to a rapt (if mixed) audience. All are listening while he spins a yarn about the time he slid a flounder under his headmaster's door, or about how he was the inspiration for the song "All About That Bass." Will he impress the girl? Or, at least, the ox? No.

Meme text reads:
"part horse   part ox
ALL AWESOME"
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love being sexy and ace
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mothra was really just tryna save her homegirls and she got attacked for it smh
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The unforeseen benefit of being up to date on COVID to be able to tell people how to take care of themselves when they contract it
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
september
A digital painting of Pikachu

On an autumn afternoon, with the sun beginning to sink, Pikachu dressed in a spacesuit costume plays in the sandbox
In the park, bathed in dappled sunlight, another peaceful day quietly unfolds
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good god bro every day I chip away at wwi documentaries to try to figure out what the hell we're going through rn and it keeps boiling down to imperial and colonial bullshit
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man gotta put on my metaphorical skin suit to serve the public
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying to befriend men is so scary bc you think you're homies whole time you on the gf back-burner
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate clocking people's kinks integrated in media 🫩
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Timeline sleep? I believe Jada when she said she cheated on Will for the benefit of his own ego 👀
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Asking myself if I want to do an Arcane rewatch like it's not basically just seeing if I want to cry for the next couple weeks
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate it when people try to downplay traveling to PR rn like bitch just stand on not giving a fuck about the fact people who live there don't have water so you can have your aesthetic vacation 🙄🙄🙄
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look man I have my criticisms of communist countries, but the one thing that pisses me off the most is the assertion that they're intrinsically living a lower quality of life like bitch open a book!!!!!!
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Learning how to make arepas is definitely on my cooking to-do list
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87.
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I laugh at whatever older butches say like how cishet women laugh for men 😭😭😭😭😭
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I habitually listen to "Hit a Muthafucka" while smoking a bowl before work 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hate having to pee after I shower 😭 booty cheeks just slip slidin on the seat 😫😫
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finding a planner that spans the end of 2026 and the entirety of 2027 feels like serendipity
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OH SHIT I HAVE A JOB AND CAN AFFORD GEORGE AND BRENNAN'S TEXTS MY ASTRO STUDIES ARE ABOUT TO BE LIT
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Speaking of, just noticing the irony my father decided to reject his Puerto Rican heritage and then gave my ass four names
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The whitest thing about me is checking in to make sure people are having fun when we hang out 😭🤣🤣
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bless the food joints that still give a free side pickle
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Listening to the playlist I made during my 4H AND MY GOD
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when i worked at sbux in high school they kept scheduling me for like 35 hours a week and i kept saying i can't work this schedule i have to go to school. turned out they were hugely overscheduling kids to avoid giving enough hours to the adults that they would've qualified for health insurance
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unfriendly reminder. COVID is still very much out in these streets, and is still very much killing people. About 6,000 reported deaths from COVID this year alone.
static.klipy.com
Robert Redford: Face Mask Yes
ALT: Robert Redford: Face Mask Yes
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always feel more grounded with a dog around
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm always shocked when my peers are married
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Giggling "there goes my lil masc" as they're a good boy fetching my fries is PEAK
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I miss my man* 😔 *Vince Staples** **he doesn't know I exist
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When I say the Cold War solidified the contemporary class struggle we experience I MEAN THAT. War is thee most lucrative war for the ruling class throughout time, but particularly since WWI there's been a refinement in sociopolitical control via soft power as technology has developed over time
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newt @muddynewt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It drives me up the wall when people want good friends without being one themselves
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Miiriya @miiriya.com · 05/09/2026
Miiriya is an app where you can shop Black Owned Businesses conveniently on 1 app!
YALL NOT HEARING ME!
I created a Black Owned alternative to Amazon and every business on the app is Black Owned. Black Business Month didn't trend even ONCE last month. If we made it to your feed, please stay🖤
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