M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026We out here arresting water touchers before kid touchers 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Anyone that groups English-Scottish-Irish together as a “culture” is either a white nationalist or a Stewart. 120
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 20/12/2025So now the Kennedy Center is named after two rapists. 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I have an hour and a half z2 ride today. What should I watch? 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 12/11/2025What if the real work we did was the zoom calls we made along the way? 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Still punk as fuck I whisper as I input my Microsoft Authenticator password twice before logging in remotely. 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I did 20x40 yard sprints yesterday and I feel like someone hit my knee with a lead pipe. 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Anyone ever wonder why we don’t have capital numbers? 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Generally a good idea to stay away from non-obviously-pirate-themed skulls as well as eagles when choosing your tattoos. 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Yesterday I swam, lifted legs for a half hour, and then did a 5 mile run on hills. I feel like someone beat my quads with a baton. 030
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Listen to a book my buddy wrote about growing up as a weirdo in West Virginia www.audible.com/pd/B0FS2FZ8V...audible.comDie Young with MeCheck out this great listen on Audible.com. The deluxe audio edition of this American Library Association Award winning memoir tells the incredibly moving and harrowing true story of a teenager diagno... 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Whoever gets all these delete and report junk texts is probably pretty backed up. 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025It’s officially long sleeve tshirt when running weather. 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Lost my wallet. Found my wallet. Rinse. Repeat. 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 22/08/2025And I like him, and I’ve always liked him. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...nytimes.comMaxwell Never Witnessed Trump in ‘Inappropriate Setting,’ Transcript Says 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 07/08/2025@mattyglesias.bsky.social probably needs to interact with more mythical beasts. “Probably nothing in your life will ever actually hinge on whether you can read The Odyssey and come up with something intelligent to say about it.” open.substack.com/pub/matthewy...open.substack.comThe humanities should be harderLow standards have devalued non-STEM study 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Just watched this after reading The Death of the Public Intellectual and I am struck by three things: youtu.be/5Tek9h3a5wQ?...youtu.beJames Baldwin vs William F Buckley: A legendary debate from 1965YouTube video by Aeon Video 100
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The Epstein files have led to one of the most unified moments in recent political history… 90 percent of Americans — including 83 percent of Republicans — think the Department of Justice should release all the information it has regarding the case against Mr. Epstein. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...nytimes.comTrump Administration Live Updates: Attorney General Alerted Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files 010
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 05/07/2025“The dogs have been pretty good about coming back when I call them. I bet they can go off leash in the backyard of this house without a fence” I say to my wife. Dogs are fine. Deer and rabbits are thoroughly frightened. 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Voters asked for lower egg prices and instead got the Moby Dick Rebate and Alligator Auschwitz 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Lil dude moving up to Kindergarten. One out of day care and one headed in. After my youngest is done (in 5 years) my wife and I will have paid for at least one child in day care for 18 years. I am afraid to calculate the total spend. 020
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Yall gotta put @samsanders.bsky.social in your ears this week, taking on the hard-hitting question: is church gay? 110
Reposted by M. Tyson BrownAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025pollen count implies a pollen duke, a pollen marquess and a pollen earl, send post 2028143
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Today I am hoping to: - construct a sofa - plant some tomatoes - lift weights for 20 minutes All while caring for a week old baby. This builds on my first week of new baby, daily goals of keeping said baby alive (success) and not going insane ( mixed results). 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Two soccer games, new plants planted, finished some paperwork. Nice lil Saturday. 010
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Had my first flat in a while on a commute yesterday and my chain got knotted. Took forever to fix but she’s back in action for my ride tomorrow. 000
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Bike is all prepped for dad commute dot com starting tomorrow. 010
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Something about this year’s daylight savings is different. My kids were not super “teeth gnashing” mad about it but are now just sleeping in later. Even my dogs are all mucked up. Maybe this is our true time. Perhaps we should make it permanent. 010
Reposted by M. Tyson BrownAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025one of the things I love is how certain strands of social media and punditry are constantly jampacked with ironclad interpretations of What [Thing] Means For How People'll Vote and then every so often there'll be new research that's like "after meta-analysis, we're pretty sure the electorate exists" 2225
M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I, for one, am excited for NFL free agency to finally begin. 020
