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M. Tyson Brown

@mtysonbro.bsky.social
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A dad.

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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is why I come to threads.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We out here arresting water touchers before kid touchers
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
None of these names sound real.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Have you seen the dude talk? Seems instantly credible to me.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is a great point and super helpful.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is just EIA data, yeah?
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is devastating
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The state of the Union is thong.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Anyone that groups English-Scottish-Irish together as a “culture” is either a white nationalist or a Stewart.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
So now the Kennedy Center is named after two rapists.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
More like Vanity Unfair
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I have an hour and a half z2 ride today. What should I watch?
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Good looks?
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
What if the real work we did was the zoom calls we made along the way?
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Still punk as fuck I whisper as I input my Microsoft Authenticator password twice before logging in remotely.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I did 20x40 yard sprints yesterday and I feel like someone hit my knee with a lead pipe.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Gave out all the beer and potatoes.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Anyone ever wonder why we don’t have capital numbers?
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Generally a good idea to stay away from non-obviously-pirate-themed skulls as well as eagles when choosing your tattoos.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yesterday I swam, lifted legs for a half hour, and then did a 5 mile run on hills. I feel like someone beat my quads with a baton.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Listen to a book my buddy wrote about growing up as a weirdo in West Virginia www.audible.com/pd/B0FS2FZ8V...
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Die Young with Me
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. The deluxe audio edition of this American Library Association Award winning memoir tells the incredibly moving and harrowing true story of a teenager diagno...
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Whoever gets all these delete and report junk texts is probably pretty backed up.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fran backwards is narf.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It’s officially long sleeve tshirt when running weather.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon monkey is pressing a red button that says shut it down
ALT: a cartoon monkey is pressing a red button that says shut it down
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Lost my wallet. Found my wallet. Rinse. Repeat.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
And I like him, and I’ve always liked him. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...
nytimes.com
Maxwell Never Witnessed Trump in ‘Inappropriate Setting,’ Transcript Says
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I think the real story here is that @mattyglesias.bsky.social doesn’t subscribe to your substack.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@mattyglesias.bsky.social probably needs to interact with more mythical beasts. “Probably nothing in your life will ever actually hinge on whether you can read The Odyssey and come up with something intelligent to say about it.” open.substack.com/pub/matthewy...
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The humanities should be harder
Low standards have devalued non-STEM study
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Your Bluesky posts are of a different sort than your Slow Boring posts.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Oh and one more: Baldwin was speaking at what US history books regard as the apex of Civil Rights movement, popular on college campuses and among the liberal elite at home and abroad. This was followed by a reactionary movement that brought not just Nixon but Reagan. History rhymes.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
3. Buckley called out the hopelessness in Baldwin, which I think was his only play. I agree with the sentiment of calling to action rather than despair but Jesus was he an ineffective messenger.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
2. James Baldwin said “what has happened to white Southerners is in some ways, after all, much worse than what has happened to Negroes there” which I think is true and revelatory and why allowing platforms for debates brings to light intellectual rot
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
1. This debate is impossible today. The right would not engage and the left would boycott both whoever represented the right AND the left AND the forum that tried to host
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Just watched this after reading The Death of the Public Intellectual and I am struck by three things: youtu.be/5Tek9h3a5wQ?...
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James Baldwin vs William F Buckley: A legendary debate from 1965
YouTube video by Aeon Video
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
People need to leave Sydney Sweeney alone.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Their hope is for somewhere else.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The Epstein files have led to one of the most unified moments in recent political history… 90 percent of Americans — including 83 percent of Republicans — think the Department of Justice should release all the information it has regarding the case against Mr. Epstein. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Live Updates: Attorney General Alerted Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
His point seems to be that Gazans still exist therefore Israel can’t be committed to their eradication.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Malcolm Jamal Warner rocked.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I still like the Washington Monuments
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Legendarily agreeable.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
“The dogs have been pretty good about coming back when I call them. I bet they can go off leash in the backyard of this house without a fence” I say to my wife. Dogs are fine. Deer and rabbits are thoroughly frightened.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Mr. Blonde couldn’t take it
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Voters asked for lower egg prices and instead got the Moby Dick Rebate and Alligator Auschwitz
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Can we call it a Moby Dick subsidy?
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This ain’t no Mecca man, this place is fucked.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Happy Friday yall.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Been saying this for years.
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M. Tyson Brown @mtysonbro.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Great ep! IMHO yall did WAS a bit dirty at 9 basically downvoting them for being successful. They convert a lot of 4th downs but that wasn’t what made them special. The line is way better, the wideouts are better, the RBs are fine.
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