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Mákos Tészta Kft.

@mtkft.bsky.social
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3rd-culture Hungarian; Florida😔; ✡️ · it/she/{&} ⚙️🟥🟩🟦 23+ · 18+;mdni (little to none of my account is kept safe and it would honestly be exhausting) · no alt text=no rs · discord/tumblr (feel free): the same five letters · portfolio-,ish: mtkft.github.io

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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Want to run computer programs whose behavior when connected to the internet is unpredictable and possibly malicious anyway for a laugh? We had a term for that: It was called "MALWARE"
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Saturn Girl @saturngirlprincess.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
According to a study by the UCLA school of law, 80% of sexual abusers are straight men and less than 1% are transgender. 87% are white. 95.4% are United States citizens. You need to stop worrying about immigrants and trans people and be more worried about straight white men.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elite:Dangerous. Need we say more?
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Don't you have enough plushies?" When does man have his fill of air in his lungs? When does a fish have their fill of water to swim through? Should I deprive myself of the sunlight forevermore because I've had enough? Think before you speak.
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the difference between a "hard magic system" and a "soft magic system" is just a matter of how erect you are while doing magic
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wym i think an M8 would look exactly right in there !! it‘s a 25kV country technically
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lesbians mark each other as territory by shedding hair around the house and on shirts in bed
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Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 09/08/2026
Actually the etymology of "dire wolf" doesn't come from the Latin for "dread," as you might think! It's an anglicization of the Yiddish "dire" (DEE-reh), or "rental housing"; "dire volf" was originally slang for landlords.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
free use is when I don’t pay my Wife for driving me to and from my surgeries or being around for my convalescences
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
on this fine Monday of rotting and skipping lectures, I am reminded of my twin purposes: embarrassing my wife in public and getting fractionated by my wife in public
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
our body is a machine that eventually had 14-14 progesterone cycling reimplemented because pmdd got just that bad
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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 10/07/2026
there are so many diverse reasons why anyone from a secular background would learn yiddish right now but it's worth listening to the fact that over and over again, younger jews talk about how yiddish culture offers them a space for being jewish divorced from supporting the state of israel
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Why these Jewish college students are  learning Yiddish
Young Jewish-Americans have been looking for new ways to engage with Jewish culture. Some have found community by learning Yiddish, a language with roots in 10th century Europe.
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Lo-rah 🫀 @pastbriton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A snack is the best way to honor me so it’s perfect.
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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 17/07/2026
sometimes yiddish is spelled so that little marks separate out the germanic-origin parts of a word from the hebrew-derived parts, like in derharget (דערהרגעט) the prefix der- and suffix -et are separated out from harg (הרג), and i have no idea the purpose this served but it's still real neat
דער׳הרג׳עט
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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 20/07/2026
זײ קריגן זיך פּיקעל געװינט פּיקעל מאַן
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sonic & frankie knuckles @tsimbl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
פּיקעל מאַן, פּיקעל מאַן, טוט דאָס װאָס אַ פּיקעל קאָן
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
אַ ייִד קען טאַקע נישטאָ האָבן, װאָס די גויים זיך נישט כאַפן װעלן 😭
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
איך האָב אַזאַ פריװיטשקע פֿון טראַכטן (װוּנטשן?) אַז אַלע ייִדיש־רעדער זענען גנוג ״לינקסדיק״ (אודר װי אֵזױ זאָגט מען עס?) צו זײַן “cool” און “with it”. מיר {&} זענען טאַקע טראֵנסמיניקע לעזביאֵנקעס און טראֵכטן אֵזױ פֿון די אזױ געהײסטע “lesbian community” דאָ אין אַמעריקע 😒
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
basis: "what country's flag is that and why are all the cutest people from there" extension: "why do some of them cuties get injured the same way every week on one thigh or the other" conflations: "band-aids can be fashion"; "why are band-aid wearers so cute"; …
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
nonbinary the platypus???
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
interfaith dialogue is when I (Jewish) call her (Presbyterian) a good girl
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 13/04/2025
reposting this post is hot girl shit
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
זײ הײסן סטערױדן װײַל I stare און איך זאָג אױ
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
girl pills taste good but girls taste better
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
it would seem I have created numbered genders
Pink horizontal line with route number [41] chip. Blue horizontal line with a stop dot and route number chips [201 pointing left] [202 pointing right] straddling the [41] chip. The joke is trans colors picked for this area of the map, but also that by numbering trans pride colored lines I've numbered some genders. not sure what I was cooking
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
spoilers your wife died waiting, she touchstarved to death
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
someone just got visions of lesbian domesticity~
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
the four nations: Unreal Engine 5, green screen, renderite, and Gatorade
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
[Read this one in Patrick Warburton's voice] “All visitors from New Jersey, a phrase which here means ‘Swift Android Working Group proponents,’ must explain why.”
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
stalker is clearly a jrpg
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture [Pam's right hand: image of Faith the merchant lounging among her wares on the ashcrawler Chrysanthemum in God Eater 3] and this picture [Pam's left hand: Sidorovich from some or other S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game but I forgor, thanks Google Images].
"They're the same picture"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Today on ADHD supercut: telephone conversation with a baggage handler, Sacher torta, and the svg <marker> tag
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
her pussy so tight I put microfilms in it and call it her safe deposit box
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
see i had a hypno-themed hornypost earlier but i stayed too horny and distractable so i forgot to even post it
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
t4t e4e couple that's a civil engineer and a violent engineer (aerospace)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Revenge of the Sith anniversary screening saw me post very normal
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
don't listen to the haters, please stick your dick in crazy
Hot/Crazy scale results: 7.- hot, 7¾ crazy. firmly within the Crazy Zone triangle (Hot>5 and Crazy>5).

Other zones for reference because I only pasted the one image: No-Go in Bright red, west of Hot=5; Fun, 5<Hot<8 and Crazy<Hot (as in the upper bound of Crazy is the 1:1 sloped line that also bounds the Crazy Zone); Date, 5<Crazy<Hot, Hot>8; Marriage, Hot>8, 1.75<Crazy<5; Unicorn, the bottom right corner of smoking hot (H>8) but not crazy at all (C<1.75)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
mods are asleep post hole
"Vertical Section of Vias in PCB. Image credit: Altium".
cutaway rendering of six (!! damn they splurged) layer PCB with various traces, partial vias, and full frickin vias to all six layers
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Rowen Skye @whatsrowenon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yall ever just be layin there with someone asleep in your arms like damn i never wanna let any harm befall you for as long as you live? Cause damn
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Napkin math suggests two years of medium-distance t4t dykery have put 14800mi on our respective EVs of varying intercity capability. Just in case @whatsrowenon.bsky.social hasn't worked out that I might love her at any cost
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why
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Kty….. 🏳️‍⚧️ @kbityon2sky.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
how I like to cook eggs: - damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one how I like to cook eggs: - say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It's because it's Line :3 and it's whichever transit line has the most dolls along its walkshed
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
awawa!
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
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