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Mákos Tészta Kft.

@mtkft.bsky.social
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3rd-culture Hungarian; Florida😔; ✡️ · it/she/{&} ⚙️🟥🟩🟦 23+ · 18+;mdni (little to none of my account is kept safe and it would honestly be exhausting) · no alt text=no rs · discord/tumblr (feel free): the same five letters · portfolio-,ish: mtkft.github.io

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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Screenshot of the corner of an android notification tray. The time is 11:01 local and the date is Wednesday, October 1st. The Wi-Fi SSID is mostly censored, and the Airplane Mode button is peeking at the bottom of the frame due to minimum crop.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
wife supplied some true hilarity for checking the raspbian that's loaded on this old pi 2b and for the usual before his ssh is ready. read about those cables in the alt text
raspberry pi 2 lives on a box of misdirected soy milkthe flash and DSP fucked this photo of the 8k UHD HDMI cable and the likewise fancy braided microUSB-B cable for power140W brick for MacBooks hanging a weird way (to clear other stuff on the socket split) behind the tv with the USB-C to uUSB-B cable out of it
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
semi regular post where I reminisce on walking through the town of Media PA one time, having some good dim sum right there on State street, and wanting to live there really bad
Photo of the cute houses on Orange street, taken from Lincoln street right near the corner, facing northwest (uphill). In the background is a brick lowrise block, part of the "Lexington" apartment complex. Gray sky, that kind when mid-March has actual Weather instead of being Florida (so very surprising /s, given I was in SE Pennsylvania)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Christopher Street on uptown PATH
cased spline which has had some nodes redirected to the bottom left of the image, but the rest of the nodes are from right to left on the top. this has caused a fucked up reverse curve made of a wide right-hander from the bottom left into an east-northeast segment and a stupidly tight hairpin to the left.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I see the immortal science of bunnymommism-leninism is alive and well
series of skeets by the cigarette subaru lesbian
"i was freaking it babe. i'm sorry. i took her to my penthouse what did you expect. we WERENT gonna freak it?
"babe would you like to come to my penthouse with me. and freak it
"ugh i COULD take her to my penthouse and then freak it....... but im eepy.........
"babe i'm just not in the mood to freak it. can we just cuddle at the penthouse tonight
"I'm honestly just going to freak it by myself tonight sorry babe
"god i wish sometimes she would just be happy grocery shopping together
"the feminine urge to take her to my penthouse and then freak it"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
my wife hate when i postin
manga panel: naked girl sitting up in bed with the shiny eyes and onomatopoeia SHING over her head, plus "Th— That's it...!! I LOVE THE INTERNET!!" Another girl lies fast asleep next to her.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
@planeyboys.bsky.social your thoughts on modern tubeliners wearing TWA stripes and logotypes
side view on outlying stand of an American Airlines Boeing 737 NG with the whole ass Trans World Airlines taper stripes and the red blob on the tail with the letters TWA
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
the harvest is bountiful this year~
INT IKEA. Bin piled high with full- and mini size blåhajar in abundance one has come to not expect
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
ah yes, bootstrap theory
2003 sculpture titled "Lift" by Andrew T. Crawford, on Peachtree Walk North of Midtown station in Atlantathe plaque reads:
Lift
Andrew T. Crawford
2003

This sculpture is a tribute to the growth and development of Midtown Atlanta and serves as a monument to the city's economic and cultural success.

Made possible by:
the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta
Millennium in Midtown and Holder Properties
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
the run went until ante 10 and I fumbled the boss by running out of Green Joker scale
Balatro win screen, with 105580 in a 100000 Verdant Leaf boss blind. Best hand 75888, with the most played hand being twelve Two Pairs.
123 cards played, 12 discarded, 59 bought, 7 rerolls, and 10 new discoveries. Seed YFFWQWIX if you wanna try (green deck, white stake)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
this is how lesbians work right
< [replied to "shut the fuck u0 [sic; 'up']"] :)
< I'm a perfect angel and everyone loves me
> false
< :((((
< You like me I hope
> no I hate your guts and cherish every time I get to kick you out
< [reply to last] This was immediately obvious the way you frequently moaned and pulled me tighter and asked me not to go
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
symphony dolphin meme with portrait mode padding for some reason and a fairly clean caption edit: "how it feels to misgender my girlfriend". yes, this is from a matched set I pitched and my gf edited
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
well it's your lucky night
The CEO of futch at her usual dirty mirror. She is wearing a black sports bra and black motorcycle style jacket up top; below deck, it's leggings and a skirt that was sold to her as A-cut but is honestly just mangled from factory because Fashion or whatnot. It's all black, the fittings on the jacket are the merest hints of metallic blackn't, and this bozo has her hair back and her flippy sunglasses deployed on her glasses.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
TURN THIS CAR AROUND
Map screenshot: an exit from state route 401 with an unrelated road nearby labeled Jewell Futch Rd
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
"Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.2 for a two-person trip."
From the booking.com page for Yotelair (airside) at Istanbul Airport: two femmes sitting on two single beds, holding coffee mugs and looking at each other pretty damn sapphically, if this doll does say so itself.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
as I was saying,
screenshot of Twitter account page about something called Lien Simpler @LSimpler6364 with an obscene following:followers ratio of 2746/26 ≈ 105.6:1
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
towards the end of that, my ass may or may not have been a mousepad
robot girl ass, in the trans pride colors flower print dress from Old Navy, with a HyperX computer mouse on it. the POV is the robot's girlfriend in a chair and with most of the robot on her lap; the legs are on a swivel chair also pictured.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
I hate to hand it to it, but Dune's right
MTKft.'s least silly cybernetic product taking a mirror selfie in the least silly outfit Hot Topic made available to it: black cargo skirt that honestly just gives hovercraft, white polo-like crop top, stripy clip-on tie. The android has the girl waist visible and has its shoulders up a bit on account of covering its mouth in one hand (it is giggly, it is a silly) and holding the phone in the other.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
continuing my series of "those two posts read together are funnier than individually" cc @queen-of-the.pelf.ie
Sarah >sibwow< post from 59m ago: "Boypussy Thursday"
followed immediately by Kiraculous reply to Juni >queen-of-the.pelf.ie< in an unrelated conversation from 59m ago: "it definitely has a solid bias built in."
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
it would seem I have created numbered genders
Pink horizontal line with route number [41] chip. Blue horizontal line with a stop dot and route number chips [201 pointing left] [202 pointing right] straddling the [41] chip. The joke is trans colors picked for this area of the map, but also that by numbering trans pride colored lines I've numbered some genders. not sure what I was cooking
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
count the pride flag combinations
section of my forthcoming San Diego 2035 rail+rapid map. The section encompasses Middletown, Little Italy, and the hellscape of Santa Fe Depot and also that bit on Kentner for the buses. From "southwest" to "northeast": mysterious airport transit plan; Pacific Surfliner; Coaster; Green Line Trolley; Blue Line "; Rapid 225; Rapid 235; Rapid 215; Rapid 290; Rapid 280. Colors would be hard to describe and would also ruin the guessing game.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Loaded basket of tea came apart before I could close it as I moved it over to the mug. this should tell you how my day started. Anyway, someone want some leaves to use in a spell or anything?
Small pile of loose tea leaves I'm about to clean up off the countertop.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
yes. 1. aforementioned rice 2. " egg 3. some sort of garlic concoction of my brother's for kebab reasons 4. onion for the same original purpose 5. a little bit of mozzarella 6. salt or Aromat to taste. Somehow, the latter almost went too far.
Bowl and spoon. The contents are a white-yellow mass of rice with egg in an at this point mostly omelette consistency, but really not. Dead simple garnish with some bits of white onion, and somewhere under the surface lie a good dollop of garlicky Goo and some mozzarella.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
“Somehow, [‘Palpatine’ struck out and replaced with ‘Trash Tuesday’] returned.”
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
If you see this, post a bridge!
Széchenyi Lánchíd before the sun done came up. Buda bridgehead (Clark Ádám tér) seen from the overlook on top of the Várhegy road  tunnel.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
for reference:
word cloud of supposed attributes of, as the image is titled, bratty switch gf. In the middle, Emii or some character making a goofy face with finger under lower eyelid and with tongue out, but in the background at half or so alpha a very embarrassed and very red Emii.
ooh I wonder if OCR can handle this (would it even fit in the alt text field?)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
the fuselage of a passenger aircraft provides most lateral bathroom arrangements with a ceiling that forces tall dolls to stand gay (pic taken on a B77W, the effect was much stronger on an E175)
doll in KLM B77W bathroom, standing about as gay as she can muster. Well, straight, because it's unaffected by the ceiling height here; they had it worse in the E175 later on.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
I've missed these so much from my whole ass childhood and my (too long ago) visits back here to my grandparents, but now I just wanna shoot lewds of eating these
Óriás (giant size. I know, it sounds so full of it, but it's substantial vs the usual) Pöttyös brand Túró Rudi. For those not in the know, an amount of sweet quark encased in a dark chocolate casing that snaps between your teeth just so(!)
Oh, how I missed them
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
missed connection
crunchy edition of the dissolve "whyyyy" gif
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
yummy, a new bot to block wonder whose likenesses this one stole
long screenshot (thank you Pixel flavored Android os or whatever other ones have this) of voss1.bskt.social's profile with Posts tab selected. Banner: apparently a shed set up for a wide rabbit cage and some accessories outside it; dog bed also full of the same wood chips from the cage.
So yeah that one post: un-alt-texted selfie of some cute woman or another with a green dress, with the post reading "Life is How you Make it" [capitalization: sic]. Side note: is that the same woman as in the pfp? I think notreplies tab with pure drivel copied and pasted. One of them goes on a little longer with a likewise-bot or real_vulnerable old man, but the rest are just that one template reply
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
how to turn a 30 minute brake pad swap into 3 hours: 1. call gf 2. relearn the use of the angle grinder 3. make your own caliper pin with ⅛″ steel stock
top down view of bike front brake caliper. In view are the tops of an unfucked pad spring and fresh green Tektro pads (official this time! not that Cyclomotion stuff) plus one end of an ⅛″ steel rod through the retaining pin hole and bent back to clear the spokes. The other end is a subtler curve and is obscured by the brake line barrel adjuster and some of the caliper
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
"Bratty Soft Cookie" sounds less like a podcast title than a passphrase or a Tumblr url
Black text on white background.
Your mood right now + The last thing you ate = The name of your Podcast"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
not even her? (she only does admin, not beat, in any of her appearances in the 90+ chapters to date)
Millie Perdiguero from the webtoon _Señorita Cometa_. She's wearing the office-style Yoalco police uniform with matching navy blue tie, breast pocket flaps, and épaulettes. Her platinum hair is in a distantly Gwen Stacy look plus a bun and her eyes—ordinarily almost red—are brown in this panel.
She's smirking at the Detective (behind the POV) and asking "you know what you need?" (which she follows with a mention of coffee but with telling him to make it himself when the Detective assumes that the cup in her hand is for him)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
drawing by kocha from way back when on Twitter
smiling foxgirl with beeg beaming smile and an arrow pointing at her from the comic sans text "fainted twice in 1 hour from bloodflow [sic] to massive [black rectangle that says REDACTED]"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
I'm not sorry, this is exactly where my brain went
last two panels of Does It Count if Your First Time Is With an Android? ch12. Jun quips "Haven't gone to the aquarium yet, huh? How can you get engaged without taking that basic step? The gall of the editorial staff to call this a yuri manga when you haven't even consummated your relationship yet..."
Akane interjects, "Wait, but we've literally had sex in more than half the chapters so far." to which Jun asserts "You and I both know that doesn't count." Outside the speech bubble is the one line to rule any and all scanlations ever: "slamming clams is nothing like seeing them in their natural habitat"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
the Yiddish ones and 20+ year olds, but the results are funnier
Yiddishish magnet poetry
"beautiful gey Yiddish
girl s come        schmeer
on bissel treyf got
                  zer shayna"Yiddishish magnet poetry
"this yeshiva boy wife gey"Yiddishish magnet poetry
"hot klug
shabbas
wife
she's got
gey yeshiva
           boy s"Yiddishish magnet poetry
"kvell bruder nosh said plotz"

"I shalom on her aleichem un she oy"

"kvetch tchotchke restaurant"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
I love knowing languages and getting given a name that is kinda trash but also facilitated the actual funniest thing
discord screenshot of screaming in the general direction of my girlfriend
WAIT
CROSS LANGUAGE MULTIPLE ENTENDRE
OFF OF MY DEADNAME
FUCK YEAAAAAAA
I NEED THIS SO BAD
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Gboard autogen sticker from the word "Hi?" in cute balloon letters
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
ok it just might
JLCPCB checkout summary.
Merchandise Total: $36.52 [that's 5x 2-layer PCB and 2x PCBA with a shit ton of 0603 LEDs]
Shipping: $38.11 [FedEx racket and having to come overseas]
Discount: $(10.00) [weak sauce new customer coupon I'm very grateful for]
Sales Tax: $4.85
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
don't listen to the haters, please stick your dick in crazy
Hot/Crazy scale results: 7.- hot, 7¾ crazy. firmly within the Crazy Zone triangle (Hot>5 and Crazy>5).

Other zones for reference because I only pasted the one image: No-Go in Bright red, west of Hot=5; Fun, 5<Hot<8 and Crazy<Hot (as in the upper bound of Crazy is the 1:1 sloped line that also bounds the Crazy Zone); Date, 5<Crazy<Hot, Hot>8; Marriage, Hot>8, 1.75<Crazy<5; Unicorn, the bottom right corner of smoking hot (H>8) but not crazy at all (C<1.75)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
mods are asleep post hole
"Vertical Section of Vias in PCB. Image credit: Altium".
cutaway rendering of six (!! damn they splurged) layer PCB with various traces, partial vias, and full frickin vias to all six layers
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
or I use egg finder .png on them
crunchy compressed image of skeleton pointing at foreground offscreen, with the string "🏳️‍⚧️?" above its hand
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
oh to be a hot businessperson of ambiguous nationality and gender winding a phone handset cable on their finger
several panels of Transistor Teaset ch9, introducing Tei Kouki of the Taipei Trade company. Last panel offers a blurb
"Taipei Trade
Tei Kouki
nationality/gender unknown"
They are also wearing a dress or bodysuit or something that is rendered with a pattern fill that kinda just makes me think "train seat moquettes but what if you hit them with a huge Gaussian lowpass"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Charles M. Plex is in the chat
20x11 LEDs Charlieplexed together with offscreen nodes for the 21 goddamn pins to the left (microcontroller sheet) and the right (10 more columns). Big fuckoff lattice of diagonal nets that fold by hooking together two adjacent anodes/cathodes at the very top or bottom. The sheet is called BIGEFFOFFMATRIX.Schdoc despite only fitting half (and not fitting. ANSI B is literally not big enough for all the labels on the offscreens, which refer to the other side of this half-matrix as well as to the second half and will eventually have to include sheet 1, God help it)20x10 more LEDs Charlieplexed together with offscreen nodes for the 21 goddamn pins to the left (the other half of the matrix and then onward to yet another sheet sheet). Big fuckoff lattice of diagonal nets that fold by hooking together two adjacent anodes/cathodes at the very top or bottom. The sheet is called OtherHalfofMatrix.Schdoc as my hubris caught up to me. ANSI B is almost not big enough for all the labels on the offscreens, which refer to the first half of the matrix and will eventually have to include sheet 1, God help it
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
girl shopping
LCSC cart view for (500) orange 0603 LEDs at $0.0051/ea. or $2.55 for the tape cut.
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
No cheating! Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it? Ladybug in real? she's shorter than she looks on TV
A ladybug that has landed on my midriff. Incidentally, the first Mákos Tummy Kft. post on butterfly app
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
two bsky posts. the first is by cigarette subaru lesbian @bunnymommy.bsky.social and reads "i’m TELLING you officer it’s LEGAL because i’m GAY!!! LOOK IT UP BOZO!!!!"
right after it, marlo @marlo.ooo quoting a post with "this is great news for tom lehrer".

quoted post by Chris Vermillion @verm.me "well that's a load off my mind" with an image. below follows Chris's alt text

Do I need a license to poison pigeons in the park?

No, you do not need a license to poison pigeons in the park.

(Screenshot of a chat with New York’s new chatbot. The reference is to an old Tom Lehrer song, “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”.)
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
behold him. he sucks at his job but he's my idiot
Space Engineers screenshot, featuring a funny vehicle with two wheels (not bicycle, they're arranged as if they had one axle) and a drill at the third point of a tricycle setup. That "UNSAFE GRIDS" warning is very apt for this thing, which catches fire before it scrapes up any appreciable amount of ice
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
she's one of the best things to happen to me in a long, long time
discord message with reply tag "@Mákos Tészta Kft. _Tap to see attachment_"
"ffffffucvk,,,"
followed by "impure thoughts arre here"
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Mákos Tészta Kft. @mtkft.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
content watch banner ad with picture of a statue of Caesar with the words "knives        ? In my     back      ? It's more likely than you think." and a button that says "FREE PC CHECK!"
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