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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The folk protest music scene is back
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More FAFO headlines, please.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fuck are we doing here, People?!
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Incorrect: he is not suffering from his dementia, we are.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Came here to say this. When is the media going to start naming them correctly?
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Came here to ask this. I believe every part of the story except for the swearing.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Suicide Salad” was right there, though….
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If Ms Tafoya was a serious person, she would know this is not the question any informed Minnesotan cares to hear the answer to. Go back to Florida, Michele, or get to know your actual potential MN constituents.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was going to say: to be fair, she has a lot of leverage and could send away some men, but is she talking? Negative.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think we need to see this through. If Waters knows that men with high testosterone levels are all rapists, then let’s round them up. Easy.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is he dead yet? Either of them, I don’t care.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I feel like no-one in the Trump Administration has ever been to an actual State Fair.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every time I hit a pothole, I say “Fuck Trump”. It happens a lot, there are a lot of potholes these days….
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Someone should just replace all the redacted names in the Epstein files with Trump’s and publish that; cuz then discovery.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How about this: if you can’t be prosecuted as a sitting president, you also can’t be awarded as a sitting president. The “IRS money” can be sorted out when he leaves office.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another “assassination attempt”? Who the fuck wrote this timeline, AI?
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey Minnesota Republicans:
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Quick question: did the original Nazis also give their leader weird prizes?
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It seems like journalists don’t know how to refer to Prince Andrew anymore. Seems like they’re missing out on a huge opportunity to write “The Prince Formerly Known As Prince Andrew”.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Please do not help @rageagainstmeme.bsky.social by reposting this.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Yeah, go figure, censor JD Vance’s boos, but microphone the fuck out of Lindsey Vonn’s anguish. We see you, NBC, all the women of the world see you.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The only thing that would surprise me now is Trump being held to account for anything. Literally anything.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Let’s give Bondi MN’s redacted voter rolls in exchange for the names of all ICE agents. I think that’s a more than fair swap.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Umm, yeah, we know. The various police departments have been MIA this whole time. First time in my life I’ve been disinterested in saying “hi” to the SPPD when I see them; and that’s as passive aggressive as a Minnesotan should need to get.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Let me know when he’s dead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If we sense that the elections in November have been stolen, it will be assumed by loyal Americans to be suspension of the U.S. Constitution and a declaration of civil war.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I feel like if I was hired to do a job, and I shot two people, me and my entire company would no longer be allowed to do that job.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Too little too late.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It can be rhetoric and also be true. Stop being fascists and we’ll stop calling you fascists. Easy.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I will vote for anyone who wants to rein in presidential pardons and wants to abolish the electoral college. There, I said it.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Seriously though, what is the end game here? All Minnesotans are in prison or dead? God, DHS and ICE and their leaders are dumb. So, so dumb.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Democrats to be primaried:
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If you can compare Mark Carney’s Davos address with Trump’s and still think Trump has a functioning brain, you need to go get yourself scanned.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
As a Minnesotan, it’s hard to reflect that the choices for these on-standby “winter-ready” troops are either Minnesota, or Greenland. I would like for them to stand down entirely, ICE to GTFO MN, and we go back to enjoying life again. That would be best.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Gross.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bah! Bullshit!
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
There’s no way there isn’t enough online footage of the shooting yesterday for AI to produce an accurate 3D model that shows exactly where the murderer shot from.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you don’t want to impeach Trump, cool, no problem, I’ll make do with Kristi Noem. Go ahead. Now.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I went from maybe wanting to stay at a Hilton property, to wanting to book all my trips at Hilton properties, to swinging all the way back to intentionally avoiding Hilton properties, all within the same 15 minutes. Damn shame, Hilton, this was your “Target’s anti-DEI” moment.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey Maduro, if your lawyers aren’t advising you to self-deport, they need to be replaced.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Venezuela needs to change their name to Epstein so Trump forgets about them.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
What’s funny is JD thinks he has friends. Canadian ones, even.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
But the 5th protects one from incriminating oneself….she’s scared of being MORE criminal? How about we start at 1: “Ghislaine, the only place you’re going is to hell; you’re as cooked as you’re going to be in this life, so there’s no 5th to plead.”
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
No, NPR, Epstein is not a “disgraced financier” he is a “convicted pedophile”.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Umm, what in the actual fuck?
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Everyone’s talking about Trump’s neck vagina, and it’s really giving vaginas everywhere a bad name. He wishes he had a neck vagina, he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off it.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Spiders don’t kill flies, webs kill flies.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hey, mainstream media, if you don’t know how to cover Trump, just pretend he’s any Democratic leader. There you go, you’re welcome.
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Arbeit macht frei, ammiright?
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mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I haven’t seen this spelled out clear enough or often enough: RFK Jr is a eugenicist. He doesn’t care if you get cancer or are a 2 year old with measles or otherwise just need medical attention. He believes you have been deemed not worthy enough to live, and therefore you must go ahead and die.
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