Sign in

mtcooke.bsky.social

@mtcooke.bsky.social
593 followers 135 following 99 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @mtcooke.bsky.social
Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The folk protest music scene is back
281250459
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is he dead yet? Either of them, I don’t care.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every time I hit a pothole, I say “Fuck Trump”. It happens a lot, there are a lot of potholes these days….
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Someone should just replace all the redacted names in the Epstein files with Trump’s and publish that; cuz then discovery.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How about this: if you can’t be prosecuted as a sitting president, you also can’t be awarded as a sitting president. The “IRS money” can be sorted out when he leaves office.
020
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another “assassination attempt”? Who the fuck wrote this timeline, AI?
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey Minnesota Republicans:
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Quick question: did the original Nazis also give their leader weird prizes?
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It seems like journalists don’t know how to refer to Prince Andrew anymore. Seems like they’re missing out on a huge opportunity to write “The Prince Formerly Known As Prince Andrew”.
000
Reposted by @mtcooke.bsky.social
Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Please do not help @rageagainstmeme.bsky.social by reposting this.
0107
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Yeah, go figure, censor JD Vance’s boos, but microphone the fuck out of Lindsey Vonn’s anguish. We see you, NBC, all the women of the world see you.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The only thing that would surprise me now is Trump being held to account for anything. Literally anything.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Let’s give Bondi MN’s redacted voter rolls in exchange for the names of all ICE agents. I think that’s a more than fair swap.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Let me know when he’s dead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If we sense that the elections in November have been stolen, it will be assumed by loyal Americans to be suspension of the U.S. Constitution and a declaration of civil war.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I feel like if I was hired to do a job, and I shot two people, me and my entire company would no longer be allowed to do that job.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I will vote for anyone who wants to rein in presidential pardons and wants to abolish the electoral college. There, I said it.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Seriously though, what is the end game here? All Minnesotans are in prison or dead? God, DHS and ICE and their leaders are dumb. So, so dumb.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Democrats to be primaried:
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If you can compare Mark Carney’s Davos address with Trump’s and still think Trump has a functioning brain, you need to go get yourself scanned.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
As a Minnesotan, it’s hard to reflect that the choices for these on-standby “winter-ready” troops are either Minnesota, or Greenland. I would like for them to stand down entirely, ICE to GTFO MN, and we go back to enjoying life again. That would be best.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
There’s no way there isn’t enough online footage of the shooting yesterday for AI to produce an accurate 3D model that shows exactly where the murderer shot from.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you don’t want to impeach Trump, cool, no problem, I’ll make do with Kristi Noem. Go ahead. Now.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey Maduro, if your lawyers aren’t advising you to self-deport, they need to be replaced.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Venezuela needs to change their name to Epstein so Trump forgets about them.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
No, NPR, Epstein is not a “disgraced financier” he is a “convicted pedophile”.
030
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Everyone’s talking about Trump’s neck vagina, and it’s really giving vaginas everywhere a bad name. He wishes he had a neck vagina, he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off it.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hey, mainstream media, if you don’t know how to cover Trump, just pretend he’s any Democratic leader. There you go, you’re welcome.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I haven’t seen this spelled out clear enough or often enough: RFK Jr is a eugenicist. He doesn’t care if you get cancer or are a 2 year old with measles or otherwise just need medical attention. He believes you have been deemed not worthy enough to live, and therefore you must go ahead and die.
010
Reposted by @mtcooke.bsky.social
Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 19/07/2025
Sign up for a monthly contribution to @npr.org. Even $5/month helps — especially if everyone here contributes! www.npr.org/donations/su...
npr.org
Donate : NPR
Power independent journalism in your community. Donate to your NPR station.
316160
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
To be fair, the third reich was also known to be a group of dumb people. Excessively cruel AND excessively stupid. Except maybe Goebbels, but Ailes is already dead, so is it Cheung doing the heavy lifting for the fourth reich? Ew. So much Ew.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Why are we celebrating fewer border crossings? Would you have crossed into Germany in 1939 as a Jew?
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You know….I can get falling in love with a guy, calling him the second coming, doing anything he tells you to do. But THAT guy? Couldn’t MAGA have fallen for someone with class, charisma, looks, a working sphincter, a functioning brain? One of the 5, doesn’t even have to be all of them.
020
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Can we skip to the part where he blows his own head off in a bunker? There, I said it.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Whether these Supreme Court “Justices” and Senators are being paid off by Trump and his minions or are being blackmailed, I hope they understand that rejecting the rule of law means that whenever he changes his mind, they will be at risk. Getting into bed with Trump means you’re always at risk.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The third season of Squid Game is America right now. The people who voted to risk death for the promise of riches, and everybody else forced to play this stupid game.
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
So by my figuring, the more “states rights” laws, and the less federal laws, the more Divided States we become, and maybe we all just secede for the next 3.5 years and then discuss if we want to get back together later? I’d be cool with taking a break from paying federal taxes for a little bit.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Is anyone else getting robotexted multiple times a day to save democracy by donating all your money? I feel like maybe this is only working to make me hate democracy and wonder if it’s actually a really successful Republican PsyOp?
000
Reposted by @mtcooke.bsky.social
BlueinOhio @sharon43302.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
13929801328
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Has anyone performed an analysis of taco consumption before and after the Trump label? I swear I’ve tripled my intake. I’m not sad about it, in fact, I’m very happy about it. I’m just wondering if anyone else has noticed a taco diet increase also?
120
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
So many great signs today; this was one of my faves:
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
What the fourth reich is doing to social services, healthcare, and research programs is the same as what would happen if the Eisenhower Interstate System were destroyed.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If the agencies that swarmed South Minneapolis were there to actually enforce the laws we the people agreed to, then the resistance they encountered is not the fault of the resisters, it is the fault of this Administration. If they were there for domestic terrorism, what happened is as expected.
010
Reposted by @mtcooke.bsky.social
Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 29/05/2025
I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...
youtube.com
Annie Andrews Launch Video: "Unafraid"
YouTube video by Annie Andrews
1103207148043
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I’m always so impressed by multi linguists, like the Popes. Which makes 47’s assumed nomination that much funnier; he barely speaks English.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
What’s the goal here? Trump and his cronies sitting in a tower with all the money, in a United States otherwise empty due to mass emigration and deportation?
010
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What I love most about the GOP not learning from history is that they don’t know what happened to Hitler’s co-criminals. Guess what? None of them kept their jobs. Nor kept breathing, for that matter; but I digress.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This just in: Cardinals also vote for Mark Carney.
000
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@support.bsky.team can we have a feature that automatically mutes any posted audio with RFK Jr talking? K, thanks.
060
mtcooke.bsky.social @mtcooke.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
$5000 and a medal isn’t remotely enough to convince women to bear more children. Let’s start with educating men about human gestation so they don’t say stupid shit like “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn’t die”.
010