Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 6hAnd this morning the Shed is the figurehead of a mighty vessel, fixed to the prow, and gilded to celebrate the gods of the sea... 410410
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And this morning the Shed is a high-perch phaeton, drawn by a perfectly-matched pair of greys… 51158
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And this morning the Shed is a triptych, depicting sheds in attitudes of delight and reverence… 210110
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And this morning the Shed is a cardboard suitcase, stamped with the fading initials of past selves, future destinations… 41247
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And this morning the Shed is a signet ring, adorned with a seal of office… 31037
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And this morning the Shed is a cottage in the woods; moss-covered; wreathed in rowan trees… 412910
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a picture postcard of a shed, in faded summer colours, inscribed with the words, in copperplate; Wish you were here… 31378
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a hoarder’s delight; all crammed with bags and boxes… 51278
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green when women spoke, when similar numbers of both attended. Day 1 results.... #WomensArt 201310394
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a paperweight, containing a multitude of tiny bubbles, caught in glass… 210211
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/09/2026Honolooploop! Film4 now 6769
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a printed design on a piece of handwoven fabric, depicting sheds of all colours upon a psychedelic background… 212510
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a secret store of acorns and horse chestnuts… 31228
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Artwork by contemporary printmaker and illustrator Diana Catchpole #WomensArt #ReframingWomenPrintmakers 2973132
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a set of bone dice in an adventurer’s backpack… 31136
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a Tarot card, part of a limited series of alternative Major Arcana, showing a shed against stormy skies, with the legend, LA CABANE. 612010
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a climbing rope, reaching up into the clouds… 51047
mstattsyrup.bsky.social @mstattsyrup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Autumn Equinox, when the Lady dons her cloak of scarlet, gold, and sunset orange. We stand in a time of balance before turning inwards. We rest, we manifest what is to come. We are thankful for what has been. Happy Harvest Blessings to all. 020
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a plaster cast of a shed, taken from the inside… 51089
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a hill fort,rising from the autumn mists… 41068
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a thing of feathers and fir and fairy moss, flitting along the footpath in search of forage for the winter… 311910
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a stage in a tiny provincial theatre: with a painted backdrop of pastoral scenes in front of the velvet curtains… 61057
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a narrow gauge railway, crossing a ravine by means of the smallest of bridges… 61109
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.sociala wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The wizard makes chicken and mustard green croquettes. 081
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And this morning the Shed is exploring the streets of London in disguise, with raincoat, hat and quizzing-glass at the ready… 315015
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Publishers: “Short stories don’t sell and are impossible to market so we are not going to take the risk of publishing them.” Also publishers: “What can we publish to fit this era of reduced attention spans when people are reading fewer novels?” 311149190
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialfriendlysociopath.bsky.social @friendlysociopath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My collection of Wizard short stories is such a comfort book that I keep it in my car. 082
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a musical box, playing a half-forgotten tune… 814312
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialHannah Bourne-Taylor *Author*Bird Campaigner @hannahbournetaylor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026First bird of my (birth) day: my crow honking. I’d like to think he was saying happy birthday but I think he was just hungry. #firstbirdofmyday #whatsyours 27572
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.sociala wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The wizard's pajama robes are set on a little table next to the bathtub. He carefully steps into the bath. It is just the right temperature and the bubbles smell of yew. 091
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And this morning the Shed is an express train, tearing through the countryside like a tiger through the jungle… 310810
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a blanket fort, guarded by cardboard creatures and one very sleepy cat… 21217
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wrote a little story. Buy me a coffee if you feel so inclined, or just read it here for free... ko-fi.com/post/The-Con...ko-fi.comThe Contrary SunflowerJoanne Harris and the Storytime Band published a post on Ko-fi 3419
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.sociala wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a novel about a dragon veterinarians. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow. 0211
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a bicycle, with playing cards on the wheel spokes, aand a giant wicker basket filled with acorns and horse chestnuts… 514111
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apart from the new CD, I've marked down all of the band's stuff on Bandcamp: you can either decide what to pay, or if money's tight, just listen for free... joanneharrisandthestorytimeband.bandcamp.comjoanneharrisandthestorytimeband.bandcamp.comJoanne Harris and the Storytime BandJoanne Harris (joanne-harris.co.uk) is the author of novels, short stories, libretti and scripts. With the Storytime Band, she performs original music and songs - along with the stories that inspired ... 25314
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a clock tower, mis-timed to fool the Devil… 51239
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.sociala wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The wizard's pajama robes are set on a little table next to the bathtub. He carefully steps into the bath. It is just the right temperature and the bubbles smell of dry grass. 0101
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a ladder, propped up against an old apple tree. Time-bitten trunk; sun-scorched leaves, and pockets full of sweetness... 21209
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 4920921254
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a school desk, scarred and battle-polished… 61079
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a mechanical beast; leather-winged and breathing fire; roaring over the Great North Road… 613411
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a carpet of cunning design, woven in silk; rolled and kept for a thousand years, awaiting its turn to fly… 315115
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a colossal statue, facing east across the sea... 210910
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialAlice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I had such a lovely evening last night in York - in conversation with wonderful Joanne Harris - author of Chocolat etc! Thank you to every one of the 500 strong audience who came to that launch event! I’m speaking about The Goddess Queen again TONIGHT in London: www.waterstones.com/events/alice... 326223
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a fork in a tree, overlooking the forest... 89310
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Someone's just written in response to this to tell me they like my cat but "am not interested in your book". Fair. I too will often travel the internet informing a variety of authors whose pets I find visually appealing that I am not interested in their books, sometimes for up to 89% of each day. 712711
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialKevmarmol @kevmarmol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I say this every time but Jacob Rees Mogg is younger than Kylie. Being a bigot definitely ages you 2346
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And this morning the Shed is a silver coin stamped with the profile of a shed; just one of a tremendous hoard found buried under the heather… 21159
Reposted by @mstattsyrup.bsky.socialJo Monk @jomary10.bsky.social · 03/09/2026#smallbeauties @irenehi.bsky.social @mstattsyrup.bsky.social 151
