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nolan

@mspnoodle.bsky.social
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I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls. 🔑

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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Eyes cream
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinking about where I’d most like to be when it happens. Already at the club? A pre-game? Brunch with the girls? Christmas morning?
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Read this in Trump’s voice for some reason
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congrats to hot men, big fan of your work.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😍🤤
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wisconsin boys are built different god damn 🤤
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rewatching Heated Rivalry again and god DAMN that episode 5 still hits me like a fucking truck lmao
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Left my AirPods at the office yesterday
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Husband is in a wedding this weekend and the welcome reception on Friday is at a karaoke bar. I may not be the bride, but I WILL be the main event.
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dads are on vacation @mspnoodle.bsky.social
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just made the uber driver give me the aux so I could play melodrama lmao I am not okay
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stoned and building my dream house in the sims don’t call don’t text
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Could not disagree more you are so wrong for this.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dancing around my house listening to Supercut by Lorde
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Scarlet Johansson Dancing
ALT: Scarlet Johansson Dancing
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🥵🥵
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m on the case!
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Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses
ALT: Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well, Chad. Where are the drafts???
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
😍😍
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
To be clear these are not photos of the actual house. But this was the vibe. 😵‍💫🤮
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just previewed a house for a client of mine and it was a 1968-built, mid-century masterpiece with walls of windows and the most beautiful lot and garden. And then the inside looked like this.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh believe me, I know. I’m in DEEEEP watching videos and a couple streamers as the updates have continued coming out. I’m just so not a gamer usually outside of the sims so I’m very afraid haha.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ugh okay okay. The other thing standing in my way rn is that I don’t have a gaming PC at the moment so deffff need to figure that out first. 😂
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay I’ve been DYING to play CS II but I’ve never done anything with this level of detail before and I’m afraidddd of just how many tools there are. It’s so overwhelming.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Must have been some kind of Pretty Twink Convention at the gym today because my god 😵‍💫
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now what in the Great Britain is this?
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wait second emoji really slipped in there unnoticed pls disregard
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lmao the way I literally do this when I’m in the mood to cry 😂🤤
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hot gym crush personal trainer man was working the front desk today instead of down on the workout floor with a client and when he said hi and checked me in his voice was a little more…feminine than I expected. 👀
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes it is. Thank you, Jon. ❤️
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
lilsimsie for president!!
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just know Chad took a giant chomp out of his
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“I have four pairs..” yeah right! Prove it! 👀
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Been wanting a mindless distraction lately because *gestures around to the general state of things* so I’ve been reading some sometimes bad but sometimes good mm romance/smut and honestly how fun for me
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The MISTR annual video calls are so funny because a doctor gets on the screen and says “so you still a whore?” and I say “yes” and he says “great I’ll be submitting your descovy prescription to continue” and I say “thanks” and then we hang up.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
😘☺️
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The pathological need to be the hottest person in this Delta Sky Club
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dive bar just started playing Maneater I’m home
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
😏😮‍💨
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m! Horny!
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Settling in to watch Taken on this flight idk teehee
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
God Tatianna is just so PUSS that face card is lethal
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fuck it starting a rewatch of All Stars 2 idk
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s the heat
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
😂😂
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Blurry, black and white photo of me in a pair of black Nike briefs in my bathroom mirror.
It is simply another thirst trap disguised as a birthday post.
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ooooh oooh ooh
Millie Bobby Brown singing Imagine in that crazy celebrity song video that was supposed to make us all feel better during the pandemic
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hi bulge I mean Chad
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Birthday is in less than a week there’s still time to buy me a present. 😘
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*a hole list
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nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No that shit pisses me OFFFFF. What do you mean “Live Action Lion King” and it’s 100% CGI?
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