nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thinking about where I’d most like to be when it happens. Already at the club? A pre-game? Brunch with the girls? Christmas morning? 2180
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Rewatching Heated Rivalry again and god DAMN that episode 5 still hits me like a fucking truck lmao 0390
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Husband is in a wedding this weekend and the welcome reception on Friday is at a karaoke bar. I may not be the bride, but I WILL be the main event. 3420
Reposted by nolanconor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026dads are on vacation @mspnoodle.bsky.social 194364
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just made the uber driver give me the aux so I could play melodrama lmao I am not okay 1220
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Stoned and building my dream house in the sims don’t call don’t text 2340
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dancing around my house listening to Supercut by Lordestatic.klipy.comScarlet Johansson DancingALT: Scarlet Johansson Dancing 0190
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m on the case!static.klipy.comSpy Kids Character with Tech GlassesALT: Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses 160
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To be clear these are not photos of the actual house. But this was the vibe. 😵💫🤮 280
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just previewed a house for a client of mine and it was a 1968-built, mid-century masterpiece with walls of windows and the most beautiful lot and garden. And then the inside looked like this. 8140
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Oh believe me, I know. I’m in DEEEEP watching videos and a couple streamers as the updates have continued coming out. I’m just so not a gamer usually outside of the sims so I’m very afraid haha. 030
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ugh okay okay. The other thing standing in my way rn is that I don’t have a gaming PC at the moment so deffff need to figure that out first. 😂 110
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Okay I’ve been DYING to play CS II but I’ve never done anything with this level of detail before and I’m afraidddd of just how many tools there are. It’s so overwhelming. 120
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Must have been some kind of Pretty Twink Convention at the gym today because my god 😵💫 1300
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Wait second emoji really slipped in there unnoticed pls disregard 100
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Lmao the way I literally do this when I’m in the mood to cry 😂🤤 250
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hot gym crush personal trainer man was working the front desk today instead of down on the workout floor with a client and when he said hi and checked me in his voice was a little more…feminine than I expected. 👀 0491
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Been wanting a mindless distraction lately because *gestures around to the general state of things* so I’ve been reading some sometimes bad but sometimes good mm romance/smut and honestly how fun for me 1280
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The MISTR annual video calls are so funny because a doctor gets on the screen and says “so you still a whore?” and I say “yes” and he says “great I’ll be submitting your descovy prescription to continue” and I say “thanks” and then we hang up. 3653
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The pathological need to be the hottest person in this Delta Sky Club 4350
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Birthday is in less than a week there’s still time to buy me a present. 😘 5300
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No that shit pisses me OFFFFF. What do you mean “Live Action Lion King” and it’s 100% CGI? 370