Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 18hCan't really complain about the process on having Lee--your best lefty reliever--facing their two best lefties. Big time players just make big time plays 000
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On a flight with shaky wifi, so enjoy this shot of Austin Riley’s virtual home run trot 010
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Brb, gonna text all my friends that Mark Zuckerberg is an unlovable piece of shit that no one would willingly hang out with if not for a big ol’ stack of money 041
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As backward as the current Supreme Court is, the decision to place restrictions on interstate commerce is within Congress’ purview. And they’re sure as shit gonna love a bill that takes money from brown kids and gives it to university administrators and associated white douchebags 020
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't see the big deal, this is like how half of Opelika was conceived. 183
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ya know who has a higher career QB rating and isn't getting dumped for a Groupon to an escape room that closed 6 months ago? 000
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New Odd Couple reboot starring JJ McCarthy and Cam Skattebo coming this fall to CBS 000
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The last dude tried this exact same message and it didn’t work: 030
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This dweeb hasn’t had a good business idea in over 20 years, can we stop acting like he’s some sort of business guru? 171
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Drove over the Berkeley Hills just as the sun was setting and had the most beautiful panorama of the Golden Gate and the San Francisco skyline. Just one of the most remarkably beautiful sights I’ve ever beheld 030
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gumbo is simmerin’ Gulf is gulfin’ This Friday beer is about to hit so hard 020
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Republicans are gonna make this the central theme of their campaign, why not point out how deeply weird it is that a bunch of old dudes want to conduct genital checks on middle schoolers? 171
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The world got demonstrably worse when we let people like Alex Karp and Mark Zuckerberg out of their lockers and the only way to make it better is to shove them all back in there. 040
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Small gripe that I've developed in the last 9 months of habeas work: If you're going to effectively consign someone to deportation from the country they've called home for 10, 15, 30 years... take the time (and courage) to actually write the opinion rather than hitting copy + paste. 051
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hope that muppet’s loop pedal doesn’t go on the fritz 040
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm seeing a lot of people confused as to why the reporters would laugh about a video depicting a colleague. Holly Rowe is not their colleague. She's got actual talent. The vast majority of dudes--and its always dudes--in that room write for places like LonghornFarts dot net 0182
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Was not aware that burning down the rainforest to fuel a bespoke child porn generator constitutes “building the future” 050
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 08/09/20260-10 pop-up to 2B pop-up to 2B pop-up to 2B weak liner to 2B weak liner to 2B pop-up to SS weak liner to 2B pop-up to P pop-up to 2B weak liner to 2B 062
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This man came home from picking up dinner to find his three children murdered and his wife lying in the yard from a failed suicide attempt. It is a level of tragedy that defies human comprehension. And yet a bunch of too online true crime weirdos have decided that he's the one that did it. 181
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The great thing about college football is that there's now a whole new crop of players that are absolutely gonna quit on Dabo to replace all the players that absolutely quit on Dabo last year. 020
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm gonna need to see Larry Ellison's Venmo transactions 040
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Folks, you absolutely do not need to listen to chiropractors, energy healers, and assorted homeschool weirdos 0100
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If I had like a month to live, I’d be spending time with my family and not writing dumb op-eds 1182
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Got a new Futurebirds record on the stereo, Georgia set to kick off in a little over 24 hours, and a pork butt dry brining in the fridge... We've made it, y'all 010
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Turns out being married to a New Englander and living in the Midwest have had zero impact on how I talk 070
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sitting in first class, enjoying a nice glass of wine, and watching Zverev shit his pants on live television. We are THRIVING, folks. 030
Reposted by Thorpe LangtonWilliam Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This isn't the Judaism I recognize, this is a disgusting perversion of Jewish ideals and values. I'm horrified and angered. 48223
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026And here I thought Donald Rumsfeld would be the worst rummy to ever serve in the White House 021
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Man that looks like a beached beluga left to rot in RFK Jr‘s backyard thinks he and these dork-ass weirdos are part of a master race 151
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Remember, you don’t need to chop down an acre of rainforest to call Elon a dweeb 020
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026D-III football intel: Macalester going with a very Dolly-heavy playlist at practice this AM 000
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Nominating @normcharlatan.bsky.social as Minnesota's special trade representative to Thunder Bay 020
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Teachers shouldn't be able to take time off after having kids" is a helluva campaign message and, quite frankly, I think she should really keep at it. 1163
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No one is taking Clay Travis up on this $10 million offer because everyone knows Clay Travis doesn’t have $10 million. 000
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you’re ever feeling down, just cue up a compilation of Roger Federer backhands and you’ll soon feel right as rain 020
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I can see the logic here. If not for her brother’s staunch refusal to see a doctor, she wouldn’t be in the US Senate. 050
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I've now learned there's a woman on TikTok who gives advice for parents on how to make their children "cool" and, I gotta tell ya, it might be one of the dumbest things I've seen on God's green Internet 010
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thank you for creating generations of readers who will now purchase books from my dumbass website 030
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026oh boy, I hope they don’t program the robots to be offended by the word clanker 010
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My community was safer and more prosperous *before* this armchair phrenologist sent ICE goons to come kidnap and murder people 021
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Linda is right. Some students may—like her--show a unique talent for covering up their husband’s rampant history of sexual assault 010
Thorpe Langton @mspdawg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026As the parent of a 1.5 year old, he could certainly present better legal arguments than half the folks slumming it as immigration prosecutors. 022
