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Miss Heidy

@msmyers17.bsky.social
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Word nerd AuDHD in the 303 Attempting to kick my thrift store habit Asexual/bi-romantic if you wanna get technical about the whole thing Even bad cookies are still pretty good I know way too much about history to ever want to time travel

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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People in the 4 Corners region already know how to deal with this. It's endemic here. God forbid anyone ask a doctor on res land for their expertise in case of an outbreak
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OH on the bus: Yeah, well, "normally" fell out the window a whiiile ago
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The guy who paces back and forth in front of the 7-11 all night says the same thing. He's always screaming about how he's smarter than all of the rest of us and we're going to regret how we treat him. Then he rants about aliens and i start walking a little faster
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I looked up why my entire neighborhood was boarded off yesterday morning and WOW! did I ever dodge a bullet by being at work. Porchfest had hundreds of bands playing in the front yards of my neighbors. I'm sure it was amazing for the artists and fans. I'm equally sure it would've been awful for me
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Problem with MegaDenver is it's 400 miles long and 3 miles wide. And since it's still Denver, good luck with your bus and train connections!
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A friend I lost touch with at least 20 yrs ago found me through a friend of a friend of a friend on FB and texted me yesterday! I kinda doubt she was expecting a reply that can be summed up as "hey, so yeah I'm queer and autistic now, how're you?" but 🤷‍♀️
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just counted and my current total for 2026 Books Read is 10. That's about a 1/3 of my peak reading stretch, but it's 10 more than last year!
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I decided* to voluntarily restrict myself to one band** for an upcoming musical challenge on here. I have 31 days of listening to the Indigo Girls ahead of me. *maybe, but probably **in previous yrs, they've been the majority of my answers sooooo fucking do it, right?
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Appletater Junecakes @spindleshanks88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't say it as a father. Don't say it as a man. Say it as a human being.
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did self-checkout and didn't realize a little red "I'm being stolen" magnetic squealer came home on my cheap sweatpants. As I'm not a regular shoplifter, I don't have that little remover tool. But it was on a pocket edge. Problem solved.
The pants and their stowaway, which i cut off using dull scissors. There is now a weird semi-circle of missing fabric but it's nothing a quick whipstitch wont fix
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kallisti=Eris because I've read the Principia Discoria, that Penguin Classic on Greek & Roman mythology, and I'm not dumb
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Morrigan Croft @morrigancroft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an autistic woman* it's really interesting when men fall back on "I can't help it, I'm autistic" as an excuse for SA and consent violations because as an autistic person all I've ever done is make myself smaller for a world that won't accommodate my disabilities.
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If one more 'made on an iphone' ad uses the word "yummy" for decidedly adult foods like beef jerky, I might start throwing things. I'm not a toddler, don't use baby talk on national tv, ffs
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you're into crafting, wastewater management, and messy tech gossip, the word "sewers" in a sentence means having to read it 2-3 times
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i am tired of hearing that we will win the election. i would like to move on to winning the election
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Besties 2 cats yesterday: Stitch: hi human i like humans do you give scritches i like scritches hi hi meow purr play ooh food Lilo: [launched herself into a closet when the second car door closed to avoid dealing with anyone who is NotDad]
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got Chipotle for dinner last night and the protein zombies are so common that when i asked for double rice, no beans, light chicken, the burrito roller glitched and said double chicken, light rice, coming up. She did make it right, she just couldn't make her mouth say double carbs 🤣
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Concert got postponed, but! It was still a great night. Yeah, we drove all over the fucking city but I got to spend almost 3 hours chatting with bestie and he's doing great! His new therapist is awesome and is really helping. Makes me so happy to see!
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I grabbed something off the floor last night faster than the youngster who dropped it. (We've worked together for almost 10 years so she knows very well that bending my right knee is a problem for me.) Shocked faces and mildly snarky comments about showing off my new ability followed
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got on the train and less than 60 seconds later, we're getting pummeled with hail. Quite glad the train pulled up when it did
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was a Chipotle ad on just now full of blonde girls in their 20s talking about working there and ummm. Ok. 1st I think I've seen a non-POC working at Chipotle approx. never & 2nd If the Hot Waitress Index has now expanded to qsr and fast food places, we're fucking Doomed, economically
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wore my knee braces, version 2.0, for 1, ONE! day, and when I took them off, i was able to go up a flight of stairs. Normally. No rest breaks. No handrails. No making sure both feet are on the lower step before starting the next.
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We live within 500 ft of 2 stores with vapes, Whyyyyy tf are my neighbors smoking the skunkiest flower? Errrggh
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Guys! Guys! Kevin just started a new "My man" thread
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today has started pretty well. My dispo has a sign posted on the door- Smile! You just bought weed-- legally! And even after all these years, it Does make me smile. Then the 0L picked me up, even though 1st isn't a stop for it & I made the earlier train. Now I won't have to uber the last mile!
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Depends on if they consider forced evolution, research, or mass death to be the worse crime
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really want to ask the only other person I know on the floor but that would mean going past 801 and I'm not doing that right now
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My screaming, wall-punching, door-rattling neighbor is now trying to avoid the cops getting called on him by building security, who are not prepared for this. A 22 yr old who had too many beers and got too loud, they can handle that. This dude goes in and out of reality every few minutes
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking around at how many different shoes and insoles and stretching gadgets and...I've spent so much fucking money to fix my foot issues and all it really took was a $39.99 compression sleeve. I'm gonna save so much money next year
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just had a super-fun convo with Boss Lady about why the alarms were going off 🙁
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For the first time in a verrrrrrrryyyyyy loooooonnnnnggggg time, I'm not dreading chores tomorrow. My feet don't hurt. The-- pain>don't do things>get depressed>stuff that makes you feel better causes> more pain-- cycle is breaking down I'm never going without braces again
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I gave a pair of the miracle foot sleeves to a customer at work who had scheduled an MRI for her foot pain. Quite skeptical at first, because NOTHING has worked, she tried them out. Said the relief was instantaneous
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not sure how or why, but i slept for over 8 hrs straight last night. No bladder interruptions, no hot flashes, nothing. Not even the fact that my natural sleep rhythm is way faster kept me from waking up!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So an empty tylenol bottle fits one days pain meds, enzymes, and vitamins. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Oh, and RE-LABEL😜
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lingthusiasm has a t-shirt with a visual representation of this. Something to keep in mind for the holidays
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, maybe you can't tickle yourself, but you can certainly have problems scratching an itchy foot because your sole is oversensitized. Brb, gonna go walk barefoot on some concrete
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm even older than elder millennial. Please. Leave me behind, I've seen more than enough of "the future" and this is a comfy couch
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My uber driver is playing EMF. Sweet, I haven't heard Unbelievable in a grip. Look at his phone Classic Rock Oldies All the Time!
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was on the verge of tossing a LOT of pairs of shoes because they hurt my feet? But what if. What if the pain was in my feet, and not caused by the shoes. What if my foot sleeves are healing my feet. Wouldn't that mean I should keep the cute shoes? I shall contemplate this until I get home
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't understand tv ads anymore. Am I, a older woman, supposed to actually know who these 'influencers'(?) selling wallets and beef jerky and bath mats are? Or am i supposed to Not know who they are, but that's my fault and I should be cool and buy the product? So weird
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do they make pill boxes but for gummies? I'm up to 6 a day now 2 womens vitamins & omega 3 (a.m.) 2 fiber 2 mens vitamins (p.m.)
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My besties kid is used to seeing me as a regular middle-aged lady limping* around in boring business casual clothes. It's going to be hilarious when he realizes the wild-haired, leather biker-jacket-and-jeans woman striding* towards him at the venue is also me *Knee brace came in today 😎
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kɛbɹah zmɪeʒd @sesquiotic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As I said the other day, this too shall pass… it remains to be seen whether it passes like gas or like a kidney stone
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My knee braces are delayed in transit and I'm very annoyed as my knees are talking. They're getting less polite as the day goes in, will be screaming at me by 10
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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've had such good results with the foot sleeve I got another, and 2 of their knee sleeves. If all goes exactly right, in about 6 weeks I'll have healed enough to walk without pain!
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