Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 11hHad my first student attempt to foist AI writing on me today. I don’t think he’ll try it again. 030
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 23hI’m reading this as, “The alternative to my war is Iran gets a nuke and destroys one of our cities, so my war is good.” It’s dumb, but that’s the argument he’s been making to justify his war. The Nebraskans cheering at the mention of Californian cities being nuked, on the other hand… 000
Reposted by Mike SmithRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 137115563107
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve tried to give The Paper a second look. Maybe the second season would be better? And it is. But it’s still not good. Unlike my beloved, cancelled Stumble. 000
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I’m from Utah, so I’m more into West Coast rap,” is one of my favorite things I heard a person say while in the army. 010
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t know. Gen X Edward feels right to me for some reason. 100
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Funny how when you design a good track, you don’t have to pre-hype your named signature turn before anybody had driven on it. 010
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not saying all economists are like this, but it’s weird that a lot of economists are like this, right? 010
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lando: Drivers who aren’t responsible shouldn’t be on the circuit. Also Lando: On the straight. Just enough time for a round of Candy Crush before Turn 1. 030
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love how Hamilton was incredulous at them trying to box him after sticking him with a garbage strategy. Why does the guy driving 200 mph need to also explain why the strategist is just making the mistake worse? 010
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I asked for a titer check for measles and chicken pox at my last checkup since I work in a Petri dish. Chicken pox was fine, but I had no measles immunity, so they gave me my booster. 120
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not sure which is worse: the weakness or the weirdness of trying to lift up a child that is far too old to be lifted like that. 010
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Removing all computer assistance would make F1 insanely better. It might be the top thing I’d like to change. 120
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Off the top of my head… youtu.be/XdIARGRMrk4?...youtu.beKids In The Hall - Letter to the Guy I ClotheslinedYouTube video by Eric Cost 110
Reposted by Mike SmithSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you are part of an academic society or a professor of any kind, public statements that you do not condone Drexel cutting off the academy of natural sciences from the public of Philadelphia is very important right now. We need your voices. Urgently. 10801404
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How long until Elmo is suggesting that Grok be CG of this? 000
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Angie Nixon was born in Jacksonville, FL. I wonder what criteria JD is using to say she doesn’t belong here? 210
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How many of these do you think never left the building because they went directly into a trash can? 020
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It makes sense that the only form of doctrine a failed LT would be familiar with would be a field manual. 050
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It honestly says a lot about how things went in Iraq/Afghanistan that units routinely treated “section that deals with helping the populace rebuild society” as “dumping ground for Hegseths.” Maybe that wasn’t the best attitude. 250
Reposted by Mike SmithDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121626334
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just saw a Republican ad criticizing the Dem Gubernatorial candidate for supporting data centers. In Georgia. I think people must really, uniformly, hate data centers. 010
Reposted by Mike Smithjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026this is legitimately very funny 83125121892
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spent a lot of time there as a kid. I still remember an overnight trip where we slept next to a dinosaur, decades later. This is a huge loss. 130
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can’t wait for his collaboration with J Lo to drop. 000
Reposted by Mike SmithCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound. 642335460
Reposted by Mike SmithProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596023538
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok, but it’s not like Cuba has a history of successful guerrilla campaigns. 030
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had kids do a practical exercise on using a dictionary today after explicit instruction Monday. Almost immediately had to use my doc cam to show them how to actually find the word they were looking for using guide words, but they were successful after that. 020
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We started this week. There’s been a little moaning, but I also found out that a kid I’ve been having minor issues with LOVES maps. Great opportunity to build on that. Also, they’ve already started using what I taught them to reason about other topics in social studies. All wins in week 1! 130
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We are about to vote for y’all in record numbers because we want a purification of the government to begin immediately . Woe unto those who fail to deliver the required reckoning. 011
Reposted by Mike SmithArloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I saw a video asking if you had to go to either Silent Hill or Raccoon City which one are you picking. And I fear the only correct answer is Raccoon City. 4151
Reposted by Mike SmithLindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Alex Karp of Palantir says the AI industry must be nationalized to protect it from lawsuits if it accidentally destroys the world. More likely, he sees the bubble about to burst and he wants to be bought out with our tax dollars before that happens. 801510387
Reposted by Mike SmithArloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey just a reminder, literally everything is political. Reading? Political. Your haircut? Political. Art? Political. Nature? Political. Movies and other media? Political. Sports? Political. Concerts? Political. Everything is political and it’s an extreme privilege to pretend otherwise. 26515
Reposted by Mike SmithJonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And now Federico Higuaín is fired. “After conversations this week and further assessing the past month, our club’s standards of what’s expected from a leader for one of our teams have not been met,” Crew general manager Issa Tall says. 1417
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All of the ChatGPT ads I’m seeing are just old people using it to find information they could easily find on the internet or on an app. Seems bad if this is AI’s target demographic. 110
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“The Eagles D-line isn’t here. You can forget. Please, just forget.” 110
Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Been doing a Brooklyn 99 rewatch, which is how I ended up watching Glory tonight. How was Andre Braugher not in more stuff? 100