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Mike Smith

@msmith1047.bsky.social
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5th Grade Teacher. Former Soldier (Boom Boom). Runner. Pennsylvanian in Georgia. Arsenal fan. “It’s part of my job to make sure that you don’t grow up stupid. It’s bad for the world.” -Tami Taylor

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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is this how we find out that @faineg.com has a side hustle on John Oliver?
John Oliver next to three mock ups of a “sexy” Liberty Biberty.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obviously. Because you have a PACE plan.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A tired corgi takes a break.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Umm…
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So, how did we get Canadian Geese with Trump’s hair?
Noah: What the hell is this?
Meme implying the animals on the ark made a chimera.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just blasting that foot off…
Text describing the annual wage of a veterinarian. Median pay is $125,510 in 2024.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I would not. She is quite lazy.
An adorable corgi lazily laying on a couch.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yeah, this is just an incredibly common way to screw up your child’s life.
"You got people that think they're bigger than you, they're better than you, think they can run over you," he said. "And you're not going for that at all."

Walter told me he was raised to fight back, to stand up for himself and his family. His teacher said a lot of students in EBD classrooms were raised the same way.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Feists.
Picture of Feist with Sesame Street muppets from when she sang her 1234 song on the show.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“We were on a break!”
Alien sticking its “tongue” out next to Ripley from Alien 3.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Holy crap.
A screenshot showing “Melania: Devourer of Men” ranking ahead of Melania Trump’s book on Amazon.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Screenshot from the Kids in the Hall in which Kevin McDonald’s reminder to never put salt in his eyes changes to “Always put salt in your eyes.”
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It begins…
2 bowls of candy on a short table decorated with a black, spiderweb tablecloth.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Coastal Georgia living is mildly exciting sometimes.
An alligator sunning beside a pond in a residential area. Mouth open, living its best life.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Call me crazy, but I don’t think either of these are desirable in a machine whose only job is to accurately pass an order from the customer to the people making the order.
Taco Bell's Chief Digital and Technology Officer Dane Mathews told The Wall Street Journal that deploying the voice Al has had its challenges.
"Sometimes it lets me down, but sometimes it really surprises me," he said.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Huh.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A bespectacled reskeet is necessary, nerds.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Complicity with a tyrant, as it turns out, has a price. Making it to the Nuremberg trials took some luck.
Note from Ride and Fall of the Third Reich, explaining the high attrition rate of senior Nazi officers.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
A corgi, laying on a blue blanket on a couch, curious about why yet another photo is being taken of her.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If there could be enough rain to cancel the fireworks while also not having thunderstorms, Pumpkin would appreciate it.
A happy corgi.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Eren Jaeger has endorsed Cuomo for mayor.
Eren and Armin from Attack on Titan on a beach with Armin telling Eren, “I didn’t think you’d say anything that pathetic…”
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Every time I see one of these pictures of him, I think of this…
Julius Caesar from the HBO series Rome with his face painted red.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Always has been…
A drawing of the Women’s March on Versailles.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Good morning from Coastal Georgia!
A snow-covered backyard.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Seems like the boys creating mod lists thing is picking up. Especially given that I’m a nobody
Bots adding me to various mod lists.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
To be clear, wtf?
A notification that I’ve been added to a “Block Furry Posts” mod list.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Day 11: First full calendar week in the bag. Maybe it’d be better to start a running resolution when I wouldn’t have to run in the cold. 🤔
Garmin weekly running totals. 24.3 miles this week.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Day 5: Sundays are for adding distance.
Garmin run summary
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That’s two words, Em-Dubs.
Sweet tooth
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Day 4. It’s nicer running with the sun up.
Garmin run summary.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Day 3, which I think officially makes this a streak.
Garmin run summary
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Day 2 is all about working out the leftover waste left in my muscles from day 1. Oof.
A Garmin run summary.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I use a hair band I stole from my daughter.
A hair and holding down the strap of a Garmin watch because the loop it came with broke.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Day 1. Let’s see how long I can keep this going.
Garmin run results page.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Auto-follow bot, I don’t think this was the post you were sent to find.
An account called “Healthy Minds and Bodies” likes my post quoting an amazing Instagram rap line, “Sunrise, sunset, bitch I’m doing yoga.”
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is what the technicians wore in Westworld, right?
Technicians from Westworld wearing a red smock and gloves.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A trans person posts a threat against Mace, which Mace highlights and Dave amplifies. A person points out that Dems like McBride and Harris get worse far more frequently without similar amplification. Dave blames the cynicism of “an ecosystem,” failing to recognize he is that cynical ecosystem.
Dave Weigel blaming a cynical ecosystem for why he highlights threats against Mace but not against McBride.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Eagles fans, I need you to know that if I’m seeing this back to back, we need to step up our game. And yes, I know we beat Washington on Thursday. Still. Fly Eagles Fly.
Back to back skeets about the Seahawks, for god’s sake.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Seems ok
A corgi
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Being basic.
A bottle of Sam Adams
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Let’s go!
Georgia voter sticker
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I’m kind of a big deal.
Duolingo 2000 day streak picture
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Good morning.
A sleepy corgi, curled up on her bed.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
From the teachers subreddit: a pretty clear example of why teachers shouldn’t be carrying guns in school. Or any other weapons.
A student teacher sharing the reasons she was dismissed, including leaving pepper spray out on a small group table around children.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Epic handshake meme with Russ and Ike stressing about bananas.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
This feels like a threat.
Vanity Fair headline about Elon taking our whole family to Mars.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
They’ll even let people with unimpressive numbers post these!
I’m 2,625,758 out of 10 million.
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Mike Smith @msmith1047.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Inside every Philly sports fan are two mascots…
GrittyThe Philly Phanatic
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