Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Ok who’s next for the JD kiss of death 74516
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The newspaper that thought overzealous banana regulations were an unacceptable intrusion on sovereignty has some views 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Don’t realise actual Darth Vader was doing German govt comms now but hey 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026BREAKING: EU to impose 25% tariffs on U.S. goods, apart from whatever TF they make in Minnesota 061
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Hear me out: Take the Russian frozen assets, but use them to finish the Schuman roundabout 021
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025French government blames Brussels for loopholes in Anti-Ladder Directive #fantasyheadlines 021
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Guess who’s back, boys h/t @eddywax.bsky.social 030
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 10/04/2024When I’m on the doorstep ahead of EU elections what I most often hear is “Where, WHERE is the stock taking for the clean transition dialogues” Now, finally,, 140
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 27/03/2024What idiot called it “EU degree” and not “Gravy Training” 120
Reposted by Martini SeltzermayrMark Waid Should Be Working Instead @markwaid.bsky.social · 14/03/2024Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE 291735363
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/03/2024(William Shatner voice) European health data space: the European health data final frontier 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 14/03/2024A spokesperson for LinkedIn said he was “Honoured and humbled” to have received the request 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Anyone know how you say FML in Latin www.politico.eu/article/dark...politico.euDark Cardinal Selmayr headed for the VaticanMartin Selmayr, once called the ‘Monster of the Berlaymont’ by his colleagues, will stay far away from Brussels with a new role. 020
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 11/03/2024This arrived far later than promised, appropriately enough 100
Reposted by Martini Seltzermayr🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 11/03/2024i'd be lying if i neglected to say that don't not think that this isn't good clear communcation 031
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Oh so the Yanks are doing a State of the Union now too, huh? Cute 030
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/03/2024All political careers end in failure, but not so many begin and middle in them too. Farewell Terry www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli... 101
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 04/03/2024BREAKING: Apple Music fined €1.8 billion for that playlist your ex boyfriend made 030
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 29/02/2024Presumably Amazon will just deliver their lobbyists to the building next door 010
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 22/02/2024I’m sorry but those STRIKE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER headlines aren’t real, they’re just there to decorate the newsstand in a Hollywood movie about a kooky Midwesterner in Paris 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 29/01/2024Once again, slowly: this IS the Brussels effect 010
Reposted by Martini SeltzermayrCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 11/01/2024'Micron' was *right there* 2178
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Go Schmitty! It’s been like nearly five years since we had an EC President from Luxembourg 020
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Kyriakos Mitsokakis raises one eyebrow, and then the other 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Let’s see if Attal lasts longer than a laitue braisée à l’huile de truffe 020
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 09/01/2024That Charles Michel would put his alleged future career prospects ahead of the EU does not speak highly of the EU 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/01/2024Apparently AI is being trained on European Parliament speeches, which explains a lot 120
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 22/12/2023any tips for someone planning a visit to Switzerland? Apart from don’t 110
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 20/12/2023But 42 million of them are just fast forwarding through the boring bits 100
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Could never happen here Imagine trying to get a hard-on in PHS.05E030 www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...msn.comMSN 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023New EU rules on substances of human origin welcomed by stake-holders #fantasyheadlines 011
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023My “firmly supported by 26 heads of state or government” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions etc etc 012
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023So they took the Ukraine vote when the awkward one was on the loo? I don’t remember reading about that one at Bruges 030
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023Waves at all those FBPE Brits now fervently convinced EU officials will slip and accidentally delete the R-A-I-N-E in the accession treaty 010
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 14/12/2023So Ukraine is now where Turkey was in c.2004? I think we can all calm down 010
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 14/12/2023Stand by for week, when the Dalai Lama calls for revisions to the Waste and Electrical Equipment Directive and the Archbishop of Canterbury for RTSs under Mifid 2 010
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 13/12/2023“Circular construction products” The EU legislative process has literally just reinvented the wheel 010
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/12/2023EU Agrees to Exempt That Guy With The Weird Schuman Blog From Media Freedom Law #fantasyheadlines 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/12/2023Look forward to seeing the Europe Elects polling on this one 000
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/12/2023“Let’s walk down Bd Adenauer, and persuade our weaker governors to have the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our lending arm” 110
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 07/12/2023@darthputinkgb.bsky.social could you send us Boris’ WhatsApps please, he seems to have mislaid them 011
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 07/12/2023The EU’s #animaltransport plans seem pretty decent 060
Reposted by Martini SeltzermayrGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 06/12/2023Not sure what to get the Xmas-loving Thatcherite in your life this year? Why not surprise them with a "NO NO NO" festive jumper currently available online and in all good retailers (not available for export to EU) 4103
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 06/12/2023I hate anchovies. Really can’t abide the little f*ckers. Sad to learn there’s no place for me in Europe ec.europa.eu/commission/p...ec.europa.euPress cornerHighlights, press releases and speeches 010
Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 29/11/2023BREAKING: Under tentative deal with 🇬🇷, UK will keep the marbles but send back democracy 031