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Martini Seltzermayr

@mseltzermayr.bsky.social
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Former chef de drinks cabinet for Jean-Claude Juncker and Avocaat General. Frothing at the EU bubble.

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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ok who’s next for the JD kiss of death
JD Vance meets Pope Francis JD Vance meets Viktor Orban
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Spoilsports
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The newspaper that thought overzealous banana regulations were an unacceptable intrusion on sovereignty has some views
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Don’t realise actual Darth Vader was doing German govt comms now but hey
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
BREAKING: EU to impose 25% tariffs on U.S. goods, apart from whatever TF they make in Minnesota
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hear me out: Take the Russian frozen assets, but use them to finish the Schuman roundabout
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
French government blames Brussels for loopholes in Anti-Ladder Directive #fantasyheadlines
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Guess who’s back, boys h/t @eddywax.bsky.social
Euractiv: Word on the street in Brussels is that Martin Selmayr could be in for a big comeback to frontline EU politics.
The former head of Cabinet to Jean-Claude Juncker famously became the top civil servant at the European Commission in 2018 – only to resign a year later after facing cronyism allegations from the European Parliament and criticism from an EU watchdog that his appointment broke EU law.
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
When I’m on the doorstep ahead of EU elections what I most often hear is “Where, WHERE is the stock taking for the clean transition dialogues” Now, finally,,
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
What idiot called it “EU degree” and not “Gravy Training”
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Mark Waid Should Be Working Instead @markwaid.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
(William Shatner voice) European health data space: the European health data final frontier
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
A spokesperson for LinkedIn said he was “Honoured and humbled” to have received the request
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Anyone know how you say FML in Latin www.politico.eu/article/dark...
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Dark Cardinal Selmayr headed for the Vatican
Martin Selmayr, once called the ‘Monster of the Berlaymont’ by his colleagues, will stay far away from Brussels with a new role.
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
This arrived far later than promised, appropriately enough
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
i'd be lying if i neglected to say that don't not think that this isn't good clear communcation
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Oh so the Yanks are doing a State of the Union now too, huh? Cute
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
All political careers end in failure, but not so many begin and middle in them too. Farewell Terry www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
BREAKING: Apple Music fined €1.8 billion for that playlist your ex boyfriend made
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Presumably Amazon will just deliver their lobbyists to the building next door
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
I’m sorry but those STRIKE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER headlines aren’t real, they’re just there to decorate the newsstand in a Hollywood movie about a kooky Midwesterner in Paris
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Once again, slowly: this IS the Brussels effect
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
'Micron' was *right there*
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Go Schmitty! It’s been like nearly five years since we had an EC President from Luxembourg
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Kyriakos Mitsokakis raises one eyebrow, and then the other
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Let’s see if Attal lasts longer than a laitue braisée à l’huile de truffe
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
That Charles Michel would put his alleged future career prospects ahead of the EU does not speak highly of the EU
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
She’s running
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Apparently AI is being trained on European Parliament speeches, which explains a lot
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
any tips for someone planning a visit to Switzerland? Apart from don’t
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
But 42 million of them are just fast forwarding through the boring bits
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
Could never happen here Imagine trying to get a hard-on in PHS.05E030 www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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MSN
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
New EU rules on substances of human origin welcomed by stake-holders #fantasyheadlines
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
My “firmly supported by 26 heads of state or government” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions etc etc
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
So they took the Ukraine vote when the awkward one was on the loo? I don’t remember reading about that one at Bruges
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Waves at all those FBPE Brits now fervently convinced EU officials will slip and accidentally delete the R-A-I-N-E in the accession treaty
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
So Ukraine is now where Turkey was in c.2004? I think we can all calm down
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Stand by for week, when the Dalai Lama calls for revisions to the Waste and Electrical Equipment Directive and the Archbishop of Canterbury for RTSs under Mifid 2
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
“Circular construction products” The EU legislative process has literally just reinvented the wheel
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
EU Agrees to Exempt That Guy With The Weird Schuman Blog From Media Freedom Law #fantasyheadlines
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Look forward to seeing the Europe Elects polling on this one
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
“Let’s walk down Bd Adenauer, and persuade our weaker governors to have the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our lending arm”
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social could you send us Boris’ WhatsApps please, he seems to have mislaid them
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
ChatGPT, draw me a trilogue
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
The EU’s #animaltransport plans seem pretty decent
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Not sure what to get the Xmas-loving Thatcherite in your life this year? Why not surprise them with a "NO NO NO" festive jumper currently available online and in all good retailers (not available for export to EU)
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
I hate anchovies. Really can’t abide the little f*ckers. Sad to learn there’s no place for me in Europe ec.europa.eu/commission/p...
ec.europa.eu
Press corner
Highlights, press releases and speeches
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
#BlootLikeKunardocz
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
BREAKING: Under tentative deal with 🇬🇷, UK will keep the marbles but send back democracy
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