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msamaris.bsky.social

@msamaris.bsky.social
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5ft nothing weirdo. Embracer of the weird. My foot spends more time in my mouth than on the ground.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It’s one thing to think your boss doesn’t respect you. It’s another thing to find out it’s actually true. Pulling the corporate ladder up behind you is no way to run a business.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Nothing is more difficult than trying to maintain a customer service voice when you are mentally drained.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
At my kids pinewood derby comp. Every child is walking around drinking hot coco outta #dunkin cups. I love Massachusetts.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Elon just really needs to touch grass. Going after *checks notes* r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The playlist at work is playing #articmonkeys AND #boniver ? Ok universe, I see you. Throw in some #unclelucious for the hat trick please?
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Pro tip: if an employee tells you they don’t feel safe, your response shouldn’t be “do you think it’s you” 🤦🏼‍♀️
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you really want to have some fun, read the book of Matthew. My man was petty, sarcastic, and he’s the reason why we have sassy Jesus.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’m at that age where I find myself attending more wakes than weddings. Until we meet again, friend.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Love this little murder mittens #cats
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Someone is plotting my demise
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
In the 🍃 industry, today is our Black Friday. I got my #1 closing and the Xmas music doesn’t start til Friday. Let’s gggooooooo. Happy #greenwednesday y’all
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I work w/a staunch Trumper who is trying to convince the rest of us that “he’s one of the good ones”. My Brother in Christ:
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If anyone needs me I’ll be bumping #GNX by #kendricklamar until further notice.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Man, being well versed in 90’s lore has made this week really exhausting. Sean Duffy? Like the reason we didn’t get Homecoming Boston?!? Was Puck too busy or something? Every new pick has me just:
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
There is something about raindrops on leaves that makes my brain go brrr in all the right ways. #nature #newengland
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If we are gonna lose OT, can we also make Clopens go away too? Sincerely, a tired retail manager.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
PRO TIP: MAGAts have figured out that, after many of us left Twitter, that they really have no purpose in life without being able to troll us. Don't let anyone shame you into thinking that it's somehow wrong or cowardly to BLOCK these assholes. This is OUR good place. Block those dumb fuckers.
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My timeline on here is nothing but animals, cool nature pics, & fun comics. This is Bear & yes, he will judge your life decisions.
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Veronica Danie @veronicadanie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hi. I don’t know how to take myself serious and I think I’m Snow White when it comes to animals. See me booping this duck as an example
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