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Martin Smith

@mrtnsmth.bsky.social
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Senior Lecturer in creative writing and digital media in the UK. Researching scriptwriting for games and immersive media, leading on Digitally Enhanced Education, writing poems and making zines. martinsmith.substack.com

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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FOR SALE: 6 things I wrote in my notes app without any further context and now can’t remember why. You could use them as poem titles or just look at them every so often and quietly think. Entirely up to you. Fifty quid for the lot O.N.O
Haunted dream number 1
False Autumn
Leap second
Neon lights on a tower of dust viewed from below at midnight
400,000 Kit Kats stolen en route to Poland
This is not important
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A poem.
Instructions
Get a taxi to a random address.
Spend the ride pretending you're the person who lives there.
Keep bringing up made up facts or observations about the area the whole ride, forcing them unnaturally into a conversation the driver doesn't want.
When you get out of the cab walk up to the door and act like you're fumbling for your keys in your pocket and/or your bag.
Keep the act going.
Make eye contact with the driver, who will still be parked up and watching you.
Make a face that conveys something along the lines of "what am I like?"
He won't drive away.
He's onto you.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I had “Many thanks to my colleagues for the staff award nominations, but the true awards are the friends we make along the way” typed up as a LinkedIn post for a while there and it took everything I had to not hit send.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is issue 103 of The Rialto and I have a poem in it, which is exciting. Also a Minecraft Zombie Hamburglar but that’s beside the point.
Issue 103 of the Rialto and a Zombie Minecraft Hamburglar.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Cleanse your timeline with a cat pic. The black and white kitten is Oreo. The Turkish van mid yawn is Elsa. Pause for a moment. You don’t need to keep scrolling right now. You can put the phone down. You can just be in the room you’re in for a while.
2 kittens
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Over the last month my ‘Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else’ #poetry #zines have crossed the ocean from the UK to Portland, Maine and popped up in Wales, Glossop, Manchester and at a Drake concert. To find out what role Lou Ferrigno played in all this click the thing.
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Take This With You... (August update)
L’appel du vide
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I reckon about a hundred bots have followed me in the last 24 hours. Anyone else getting this too?
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
What’s triggered me suddenly getting so many new followers? Have I been put in a new starter pack or something?
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I’ll get around to posting a full update soon on where my #poetry #zines have been found this month to my Substack page (link in bio) but I’m particularly excited today to wake up to the news that a zine I left on a train to Manchester in early July has just shown up in Portland, Maine.
A map tracking a zine from England to Portland, Maine.A zine stuck on the sign of the Scottish Poetry Library.A zine on a train in Manchester, England.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hello Bluesky. Stop the doom scroll for a second and enjoy this photo of my kittens Elsa and Oreo. Have a good day.
2 kittens sat in a cat bed.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
More from my ongoing poetry zine experiment on the attached link. The zines have made it to London and are starting to gather other people's artwork as they travel.
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Zine Project (Week 6)
The zines have made it to London
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Hello Bluesky. Here's another update on my current experiment, where I write poetry zines, leave them in public for other people to pass along, then map the zines' travels.
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Poetry zine experiment - Week 5
Dispatches from the mile radius around my house
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I just perched a #poetry #zine on top of a signed Phil Cool vinyl, as you do. Phil Cool was a comedian from Chorley whose main thing was that he would pull faces. I looked online to see if I could find this album. I was curious how he translated such a visual act to an audio only medium…
A zine on top of a Phil Cool vinyl
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m leaving poetry zines in random places to be found by strangers. They each contain instructions to the finder to take the zine with them and leave it somewhere else. In the linked post I start to map out where the zines have been so far.
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Zine experiment - Week 4
Mapping where the zines have been.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
A week or so ago I found a book of poetry called The Rubaiyat on the charity stand at Tesco. I’ve now replaced The Rubaiyat with my own Rubaiyat, except Rubaiyat means quatrain and none of the poems in my zine are quatrains, but still. I put some more poems where there used to be poems
A poetry zine A poetry zine left on a charity book standThe inside cover of the Rubaiyat
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
My #poetry #zines are on the move! I’ll figure out a way to map their movements then post more here and on the Substack in my bio. Thanks to anyone who’s messaged to tell me where you found one/left one. The pics are the latest zines, left on my morning/evening commutes into/out of sunny Manchester.
A zine on a train Another zine on a train
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
New post on my Substack about the 3rd week of my #poetry #zine experiment, and about these poems I found while I was out leaving poems for someone to find.
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Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else - Week 3
The other day I had to run some errands, so I quickly made a shiny new zine to take with me.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
TAKE THIS WITH YOU & LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! Hot off the presses and coming soon to the empty space by the crystal skulls. It’s been hard to get out and about this week so I’ve grabbed the chance to make a shiny new #poetry #zine and leave it next to some ornamental skeletons.
My reflection in a shiny poetry zineA shiny poetry zine left next to some ornamental skulls
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I’ve posted another update about my ongoing #poetry #zine experiment. I put loads more of these things out over the last week and am having a lot of fun writing and making them. Click the thing to find out more and as a bonus you'll receive a reasonably serviceable metaphor about bus seats.
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Zine Project: Week 2
A serviceable metaphor about bus seats
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If you’re out browsing for Millennium Falcons today you might stumble across one of my poetry zines. If you do, take it with you and leave it somewhere else. #poetry #zine
A zine next to a millennium falcon modelA zine next to a millennium falcon model
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The patterns are so random on trains & buses because it’s supposed to distract your eye from stains or vandalism, like you’ll be so thrown by the overall chaos of the complicated patterns that you just won’t be able to notice any details. Anyway I’ve thrown another #poetry #zine out into the world
A zine on a train seatA close up of a zine on a train seat
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I lodged this zine between the seat and the wall of the train. The photo is rubbish because it was really busy and I was sat across from someone. I was trying to be stealthy but my flash went off. #zine #poetry
A zine stuck between the seat and wall of a train
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’ve scattered many zines around today. I’ve been on a bit of a spree. Frank here appears to have found one already. #zine #poems #zinester #foundpoetry
A Frank Sidebottom statue holding a zineA close up of the hand of a Frank Sidebottom statue holding a zine
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It continues. Left on the bus. I tried to do another crown bind here but the card was too thick so I had to do an 8 page fold instead and it’s made me want to vary the binding/folding up. I saw a great thread bound book the other day that I loved so I might give that a go. #zines #poetry
A zine left on the bus
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I've posted an update on my Substack about how my #poetry #zine experiment is going so far, for anyone interested in that sort of thing. open.substack.com/pub/martinsm...
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Zine experiment- Week 1
The story so far
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else: stuffed in the magazine rack at a cafe near you. #poetry #zine #zinemaking
A zine stuffed into a magazine rack at a cafe
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The experiment continues. Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else: stuck to a bus window near you! #poetry #zine
A zine stuck to a bus window.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I’m going to quietly drop a load more of my poetry zines in random public places this afternoon. No two have the exact same poems. They only exist in these physical zines. Hopefully somebody who finds one plays along. #poetry #zine
5 homemade poetry zines called “Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else”
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I wrote this and didn’t know where to put it, so it can live on my Substack. Its about Brian Wilson, ish, sort of. open.substack.com/pub/martinsm...
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Brian Wilson died
I was working in HMV in Bolton when I first noticed the fascists.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The experiment continues. Another of these zines is now out in the wild. #poetry #zine
A zine called TAKE THIS WITH YOU AND LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, left on a table at a Starbucks.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I’m scattering poetry zines around with instructions to whoever finds them to take them away, leave them somewhere else and tag me telling me where they left them. Today I snuck the first zine out into the wild. I felt a bit like a spy with the lowest stakes mission possible. #poetry #espionage
A poetry zine called Take this with you and leave it somewhere else, on a bookshop shelf next to Dante’s Inferno.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A new thing. I like the idea of a poem interrupting someone’s day. I’ve only recently, in the last few years, been actively and deliberately reading poetry. I was made to teach it one year, against my loud objections, and I fell into a rabbit hole I’ve never been able to get out from #poetry
A homemade zine titled Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else.The inside cover of a zine with instructions to take the zine with you, leave it somewhere else and tag the author on social media.2 homemade zines titled Take This With You & Leave It Somewhere Else.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you write the word “Imagine” during a Facebook messenger chat it displays a pop-up asking if you’d like Meta AI to imagine something for you. That feels like a particularly dystopian UI choice.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Every year on this day I find this little present to myself from 12 years ago in my diary and am grateful that I wrote it down. I like to think that Ric Flair had the exact same dream that night.
A diary entry from 12 years ago reading: “Last night I had a dream that I was mates with Ric Flair.
I was walking down the street and I saw him there, across the street, grinning away. I waved and he greeted me warmly. He was 1970s Ric Flair and not the aged Ric Flair of today.
He treated me like an old friend and I felt validated by his approval. We walked along and he strutted and generally had a good time and acted like you would expect Ric Flair to act. We both kept shouting "woo" and I shouted
"WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS?" his old 70s catchphrase. I expected this knowledge would impress him but he didn't seem to know what I was talking about.”
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Weirdly sad about this. Staying in the town you grew up in means watching the places tied to your memories gradually disappear around you. This branch of Smiths was always the meeting spot in my teens. It was where the trip to Manchester/Afflecks or wherever began. Everything must go!
A branch of WH Smith’s with closing down signs in the windows.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
As David Lynch used to say on his YouTube channel, today I’m getting on the fun work train. First teaching of the year and it’s a day on Media Platforms and storyworlds. What’s everyone else working on today? #edusky #AcademicSky
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Slightly drunk, thinking about the career of the actor Tim Robbins. In 1994 he starred in The Hudsucker Proxy and The Shawshank Redemption. Imagine the heights his career could have reached if he stuck to making films named ‘The Surname Thing’ for a few more years. Unfathomable heights.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
☹️
David Lynch with a caption saying “today I’m thinking about trees and how beautiful they are”
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her. His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
One of those nights where I suddenly get a bunch of new followers despite not posting anything. Hello everyone 👋
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Something about the trending topics being added and the stuff being shown in my Discover feed is starting to make this place feel like a bit of a doomscroll.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m getting a little influx of new followers this evening for some reason. Hello 👋 I’m a UK based academic teaching creative writing and media. I sometimes post about those subjects or about teaching and UK higher ed, but it’s ‘twixtmas so I’m dadding and posting nothing but the occasional cat pic.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Have yourself a vaguely gothic twixtmas.
Birds flying past a town hall clock.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Someone got my kids a Furby for Christmas and I’m struggling to imagine the monster that would invent something capable of inflicting so much suffering on so many people.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy Kyussmas to all who celebrate! 🎄 🌵
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KYUSS - Green Machine (HD)
YouTube video by Meow Yap
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Still can’t think of anything to post so have another picture of my cat Roast Beef at his most Christmassy.
A cat sat below a Christmas tree.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I usually post worky stuff on here but I’m not thinking about work until January so to save me having to think of anything else to post about, please enjoy this photo of my cat Roast Beef at his comfiest and most Christmassy.
A comfy cat under a Christmas tree
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The online Christmas shop was a shit show of broken glass bottles, weird substitutions and extremely short dated stuff that had obviously been intended for Christmas dinner, so with the deepest of regret I’m currently on my way to the supermarket. Pray for me.
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Martin Smith @mrtnsmth.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Has something happened to make Uber suddenly decay? It’s been significantly shitter for the last month or so.
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