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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

#LisaBarlow is so charming. In her talking head about going to Greece, she’s looking forward to, after the trip, never having to hear about Greece ever again. Gratitude has never been her strong suit, but yikes. Baby Gorgeous needs some #SelfAwareness, stat. #RHOSLC

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Why does Elon look like he’s in the process of losing consciousness?

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Paging @nbcnews.com or @macys.bsky.social: Why does Santa Claus need a chyron?

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

If you’re gonna try to sell me your used shoes, with your feet inside said shoes, please at least perform some basic sprucing up of said feet. Yuck.

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

The other day, MH observed that Ryan Seacrest is the Marco Rubio of pop culture (ie, the one guy doing all the jobs). Its only shortcoming is that it’s inverted; Marco Rubio is the Ryan Seacrest of politics, because Seacrest did it first.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Sayings that should be banned: “The _____ of it all.” It’s over. Stop. “Be so for real” (aka “be so fr”). Beyond over. Please, no more. Obviously, the numbers six and seven for reasons that need not be explained. May they be buried at the core of the earth at the end of 2025, never to resurface.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Noice | more than nice; actually gorg.

White paper receipt with ticket number “69” printed on it in gray

A birds’ eye view of the surface of a cup of hot chocolate with foamed milk poured over the top, forming a leafy fern design

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Of course starving Americans is a catastrophe. But it’s HIS catastrophe. Tuesday’s results prove voters blame him/GOP for shutdown. Let them own America’s starvation & govt workers working for $0. That Dems have compassion & GOP has none is 1) not newsworthy & 2) better shown than stated. #shutdown

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*whispers* you may wanna talk to your supervisor about this.

This feels as strongly a rebuke of Miyares as an embrace of Jones.

There’s something poetic about #NYC electing a historically young, #Muslim immigrant as #NYC mayor a year into the 2nd admin of an NYC-bred president whose political ascent came at the expense of immigrants, esp brown immigrants, & esp immigrants from Muslim-majority countries. #NYCMayoralRace

Vulture @vulture.com · 31/10/2025

Honestly, I’m counting this as another win for the American electorate.

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MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.

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Ridiculousness Is Canceled After 1,700 Episodes

MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.

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#Spanberger was born in NJ, and #Sherrill was born in VA. 🤔 It’s a veritable O. Henry story.

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Whoa. Buckle up, Richmond.

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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

It’s a good night to be a #woman and a great night to be a #Democrat. Shaping up to be a tough night for the #BeretCaucus though.

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I’m finding this unreasonably funny

A screenshot of a tweet that reads:

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

LAWYER COMMERCIAL

INT. FIRM LAW ROOM

A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words.

LAWYER. Have you been hurt in an accidental at? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me!

The lawyer opens a briefcase. It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/10/2025

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

he thinks they’re for petting 🥺

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

#baseball is some crazy shit. I love it so much.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

LOL the pitch spray looks like an exploded bag of jiffy pop. Just pitches everywhere.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I need to sleep, but I’ve invested in 7 innings of WS baseball, and I need to see it through. Plus they may need me for first or something. It’s looking dire in terms of players available. Put me in, coach…? Just kidding; I’m old. So far my fave bit has been that Ohtani is starting … later today.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Love opening this app and discovering my entire follow list watching the bottom of the 14th of #WorldSeries game 3. This game is unreal.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Pretty sure I disagreed with this guy on literally every thing. That said, no one deserves this. Good heavens. I’m sick. Live Updates: Charlie Kirk, Right-Wing Activist, Fatally Shot in Utah www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

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Live Updates: Charlie Kirk, Right-Wing Activist, Fatally Shot in Utah

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Is it an odd-numbered #gubernatorialelection year in VA? Depends. Is it 83° with a feels-like of 91°? Yes! Am I armed with reams of literature and a cautiously optimistic attitude? Also yes! Am I … #canvassing for future governor #AbigailSpanberger? Yes again! #LFG! Bring on the doors!

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Omg Why is #BrynnWhitfield in my ear holes?! #Bravo cancelled #RHONY. I don’t ever need to hear that voice again.

Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Another day, another message from our synagogue to offer condolences & inform us that there will be “extra security” (in addition to the usual uniformed guys @ the doors every day) at shul for the …foreseeable future? This feels unsustainable. I don’t mean the extra security. I mean everything.

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Mrswifey @mrswifey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

“I inherited eggs.” Mmkay.