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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 3h

always great when two people who absolutely hate each other's guts retweet the same post

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 5h

everytime I log on here and see one of these posts, this is all I can think of

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

at some point, “hated by nutjobs” becomes less of a problem and more of a badge of honor

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: 15 people, from all walks of life, present their opinions on one of the biggest issues of our time; AI... okay, I lied. none of these people actually exist. but their opinions on the other hand, very much are. enjoy… whatever this is, at the link below...

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mrsomerton presents: 15 Perspectives on Artificial Intelligence

programming note: the people in this article are not real. their opinions, on the other hand, very much are

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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mrsomerton presents: 15 Perspectives on Artificial Intelligence

programming note: the people in this article are not real. their opinions, on the other hand, very much are

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: Freedom Fuel, the station selling gas at "patriotically low prices" has garnered the endorsement of President Trump. But, what, exactly, is its deal? Trust me, I would like to know as well. Find out the Freedom Fuel scoop down below:

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What in the world is Freedom Fuel?

a look at the gas station sensation sweeping the nation* (*CITATION NEEDED)

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i mean, if they're gonna talk about streamers, they should at the very least talk about more than one i want CBS talking about Asmongold. i want the New York Times covering H3 vs Hasan. I want CNN doing a roundtable about Destiny. if you're going to pretend streamer bullshit matters, go all the way

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

pretty soon, it will be able to run on non binary code. and then where will we be

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

there's no way to prove this schmuck wasn't greenscreened in from the local bar

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it's pretty simple at the end of the day: AI is trained off the data of reality, and reality has a liberal bias

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i mean, why else do you think Elon is hitting the "Make it Nazi" button on Grok every week?

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

don't say microscope up the ass, don't say microscope up the ass....

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

seven stages of grief but all of them are denial

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

if you're so dislikeable, then how come I like you so much, Ellie? checkmate liberal/s

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: for the (probably none of) you who read Part 1 of The Nerve, I now present: Part 2 of The Nerve! *count von count voice* AH AH AH! (no, but seriously, please read this, I would really appreciate it)

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The Nerve- Part 2

it’s part two of the Nerve

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: Spiderman: Brand New Day is the biggest movie of the year, and the MCU's biggest smash in years. but is it really bigger than Avengers: Endgame? short answer: no. the following is the long answer:

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Brave New Day is no Avengers: Endgame

a non-review of the new Marvel Cinematic Universe movie

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

this tweet was right below yours in the feed, btw

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

we are sick and tired of the feminization of our leopards. they should start eating people’s faces again, like real men do

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: the following is part 1 of a story i’ve been working on for quite some time…. hope you enjoy!

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The Nerve - Prologue/Part 1

the following is the opening to a story I have been working on for quite some time. please enjoy...

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

we must seize U.S. Acres from the capitalist pigs... no offense, Orson

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

if the TERFs can't get Jesse Singal to post on here, they must recreate him in the aggregate

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

(see also: the Economist piece about Labour resisting the left from a few days back)

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

sometimes it feels the two biggest enemies of big newspaper writers are their editors and their headline writers

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

gentleman! the surgery was a success... our president now has thick square buttocks. wait, why did we do this again?

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

if you're reading this go to bed

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

noted women expert Sky Marchini is trying to get some

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sky, i love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. i cannot support you dating Nancy Mace. please stop this. i know this isn’t your heart

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

type of mistake you make when you’re not smart enough to know what tone deaf means and too self-assured to bother looking it up

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

SHOCKING NEWS: the Bluesky Elite (tm) is trying to keep you, the American People, from exercising your God-given right to read @eleanor.lockhart.contact's profile. call your congressman today!

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

obviously, the female has it harder

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think what it comes down to is that a lot of journalists like the idea of being crusaders on the front lines. they want to be the brave guy standing in front of the dangerous president and exuding their Brave Journalist Vibes at him so naturally they had a vested bias against President Normal

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

so naturally, their incentives end up being to get the more interesting and dangerous guy in office, because then their job is more fun. at the end of the day, these people's lust for access and secrets and big scoops is antithetical to the whole point of journalism

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

the point of journalism is not just to uncover dark secrets, it's to lay the footwork for a world where dark secrets won't be possible to keep

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

of course there's a fucking Bluesky outage the MOMENT i come back. God is real and He's sending me a message

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Issue #3: these people on social media are way too mean to me

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

the world would be a much better place if we mocked people for confident wrong answers way more aggressively and for saying "I don't know" way way less

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

the Penn Station track layout looks cursed as hell. could probably summon Cthulhu with this thing

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

sure ICE kidnapped his wife, but did you see that TikTok of someone with "bug pronouns"? clearly, both sides are out of control....

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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

anyway, will be logging off now

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