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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

plz ban Will Stancil for wearing his skirt too short around me

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sorry for not updating the last few days, I had school anyway, Four Corners for today, in 0:50

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

damm Eris, didn`t know you were freaky like that

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: Spiderman: Brand New Day is the biggest movie of the year, and the MCU's biggest smash in years. but is it really bigger than Avengers: Endgame? short answer: no. the following is the long answer:

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Brave New Day is no Avengers: Endgame

a non-review of the new Marvel Cinematic Universe movie

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR CRUDE!

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

someone took away this hospital patient's crutch and they fell down to the ground. this can only mean one thing; the doctors were keeping him dependent on the crutch so he wouldn't learn how to walk by himself

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

hmmmm.... AI is... *spins wheel* neo-pagan, and... *spins wheel again* fascist, and.... *spins wheel a third time* a cult yup, ready to post

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i don't think i've said it enough, but this game really is fun as hell. Four Corners for today, in 0:53

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think I found my new favorite guy holy shit

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title. two people with no experience flying a plane struggle to fly a plane

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

JCO LIVE FOOTAGE:

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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 30/08/2026

one time i was in miami at an event, i guess they paid pitbull to show up. he gets on stage and everyone freaks out screaming. he picks up the mic. "HELLO MIAMIIII, You know how they say New York is the big apple? well miami is the PINEAPPLE BABYYYY" and then he walked off stage.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you jest, mallow, but honestly there might be something to this. for a while, i've been rotating the idea in my head the idea that mainstream acceptance of outsider/deviant groups might have some correlation with economic and social prosperity.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

sure is funny to see Hinkle get angry at someone for misusing words when his claim to fame is misusing the word "communist" for a living

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

CISGENDER IS DEAD AND GENERAL MOTORS IS ALIVE

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title. two people with no experience flying a plane struggle to fly a plane

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

you have no idea how nerve-wracking this one was... @ens0.me`s Four Corners for today, in 1:11

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i, too, was almost tripped up by the final category.... Four Corners for today, in 1:37

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

site was down for a moment and i got scared... anyway, Four Corners for today, in 0:29

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ehhhh… Four Corners for today, in 1:47

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: the following is kind of a teaser for a longer NFL post i'll have up next week. enjoy!

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The 2026 NFL season- in 32 sentences or less...

32 teams will enter- only 1 will leave....

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

alright, I'll probably be taking most of the week off from Bluesky. don't forget to check out my Substack, guys! -Adam

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

imo i think it boils down to this: a lot of the people on Capitol Hill that are responsible for the Current Situation(tm) also happen to be the same people that Democratic congresspeople and media people have worked with/hung out with/gotten close to over the past few decades

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i know i'm late to the whole DataRepublican nonsense, but I just had to show you this.... apparently she believes that an Asian daycare brainwashed her son into taking his shoes off in his own house?

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

funny how Shoe tries to paint herself as in the middle when she can't help but drop 4chan brained right wing orcspeak phrases every 5 minutes

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

average Bluesky comments section

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

God, people used to consider Nick Land such a crazy and interesting and out of left field thinker and now here he is doing bottom of the barrel chudslop with the richest man on Earth. sad stuff

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

excited for @bencollins.bsky.social's new book!

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ya boy's on a roll, baby Four Corners for today, in 0:27

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

man, HIV+ gotta be the worst streaming service. gotta pay hundreds a month and instead of Stranger Things you get AIDS

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

honestly, it's kind of an amazing coincidence that the people who are least insane about AI and the people who are most insane about AI both ended up on Bluesky

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"hey, we saw you from across the bar and-" *unloads giant can of pepper spray into their faces before they can finish*

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

look, if you're a nice guy and people like you, you can get away with anything. Markiplier cheated on a video game and hid it from his fans for 6 years and people gave him a pass. Pirate Software ran away from his guild members in WoW and he ended up getting nuked from orbit by the entire internet

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

remember, our billionaires may be evil, but above all, they are stupid

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"hey, we saw you from across the bar and-" *unloads giant can of pepper spray into their faces before they can finish*

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i’m on a drug and it’s called threads dot com

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

honestly, it's kind of an amazing coincidence that the people who are least insane about AI and the people who are most insane about AI both ended up on Bluesky

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ghana has become the 1st formally colonised nation in the South of the Sahara, to eat Spaghetti. A nation with immense potential.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

funny how Shoe tries to paint herself as in the middle when she can't help but drop 4chan brained right wing orcspeak phrases every 5 minutes

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