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Mrs. Misdemeanor

@mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social
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Wife, Mama, VA, novelist (unpublished), overthinker (reason I may never be published), amateur charcuterie board designer. Also, War Eagle 💙 🧡 and f*** AI

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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 5h
New neighbors and their music is vibrating in our walls. No, our houses are not attached.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 6h
Idgaf take all the damn guns.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you are a business and I buy something from you, I do *not* need to hear from you every day. I only need to hear from you about my order, specifically. Occasionally, you may send me related info or a coupon - this should be no more than twice a month.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fun week to be an Auburn bye week.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wowwww Oklahoma
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trying not to think about it. 😑
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congratulations to you both! 🥰 we love a good food win
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Din Djarin: This Is The Way
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody make eye contact
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Dwight Schrute's Triumphant 'YES!' Reaction
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Michael McFaul @mcfaulmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is going on with our president? Calling people "THE ENEMY" for exercising their First Amendment rights is deeply disturbing. That's what autocratic leaders do, not American leaders. Doing so for such a trivial, vain matter is just nutty.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My head knows how to spell “available” and “availability”. My fingers do not know how to type it correctly on the first try.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watched the Ted Lasso season finale last night and I still feel deeply unsettled. If season 5 isn’t greenlit soon, I’m gonna riot.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welp. Guess it’s time to catch up on the 13 TikToks my husband sent me yesterday.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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All Day
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ted Mosby: 'I'm Super Busy Right Now'
Alt: Ted Mosby: 'I'm Super Busy Right Now'
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was embarrassing 🫣
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not even mad at my lucky shirt. We deserve every bit of this loss. And it is infuriating.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do you not understand about me screaming “SHOVE IT” at my tv?????? Cmonnnnn
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can we like complete a tackle? Pleeease.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to live in the run game right now, y’all.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I can see whenever Tennessee wears gray.
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Z Putty Patrollers' Farewell Dance
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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cooking together is not romantic. In fact gtfo of my kitchen.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg the freaking penalties.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the heck is this camera work today???? Where do we look????
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Byrum Brown fought for that one! 🦅
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s goooooooo! Touchdown Auburn!
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate Tennessee’s helmets.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lookin’ fit 😘
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t think of a better way to use a leftover pork chop.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Greetings to all those waking up now that September has ended. The world continues to be messy.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever you call it, it’s:
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That kinda orange you can’t sit next to… iykyk
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The shirt still works, y’all.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was I hallucinating when I heard them say that guy is one of the best kickers in the SEC?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m gonna call my debut emo album “Flags and Whistles”.
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Angst Banging
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So now we need like 6 defenders to make a tackle? AND a facemask?
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soooo cloooooose.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not in Alabama 😑
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I love a special teams touchdown.
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Man's Charmed Swoon
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Special teams swoooon.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So like you don’t want candidates to demonstrate their value?
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Warrrrrr Eagle!
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We love a completed tackle, babes.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On this day they hath smiled upon Wake Forest.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee has upset the upset gods.
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I'm Not Angry, I'm Just Disappointed
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Question for people who consume Liquid I.V.: Do you also drink literal ocean water? Because ew, David.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I found it. It was on 4yo’s window sill, behind the curtain. 😮‍💨
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