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Mrs. Misdemeanor

@mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social
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Wife, Mama, VA, novelist (unpublished), overthinker (reason I may never be published), amateur charcuterie board designer. Also, War Eagle 💙 🧡 and f*** AI

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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 9h
Welp. Guess it’s time to catch up on the 13 TikToks my husband sent me yesterday.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 9h
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Ted Mosby: 'I'm Super Busy Right Now'
Alt: Ted Mosby: 'I'm Super Busy Right Now'
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 10h
I’m not even mad at my lucky shirt. We deserve every bit of this loss. And it is infuriating.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 10h
What do you not understand about me screaming “SHOVE IT” at my tv?????? Cmonnnnn
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 10h
Can we like complete a tackle? Pleeease.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 10h
We need to live in the run game right now, y’all.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 10h
All I can see whenever Tennessee wears gray.
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Z Putty Patrollers' Farewell Dance
Alt: Z Putty Patrollers' Farewell Dance
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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 12h
Cooking together is not romantic. In fact gtfo of my kitchen.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 10h
Omg the freaking penalties.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 11h
What the heck is this camera work today???? Where do we look????
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 12h
Byrum Brown fought for that one! 🦅
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 12h
Let’s goooooooo! Touchdown Auburn!
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 13h
I hate Tennessee’s helmets.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t think of a better way to use a leftover pork chop.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Greetings to all those waking up now that September has ended. The world continues to be messy.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever you call it, it’s:
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
Alt: The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That kinda orange you can’t sit next to… iykyk
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The shirt still works, y’all.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was I hallucinating when I heard them say that guy is one of the best kickers in the SEC?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m gonna call my debut emo album “Flags and Whistles”.
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Angst Banging
Alt: Angst Banging
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So now we need like 6 defenders to make a tackle? AND a facemask?
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soooo cloooooose.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I love a special teams touchdown.
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Man's Charmed Swoon
Alt: Jeremy Renner Charmed Swoon
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Special teams swoooon.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Warrrrrr Eagle!
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We love a completed tackle, babes.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee has upset the upset gods.
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I'm Not Angry, I'm Just Disappointed
Alt: I'm Not Angry, I'm Just Disappointed
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Question for people who consume Liquid I.V.: Do you also drink literal ocean water? Because ew, David.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gave 2yo a partially peeled banana. 2yo started eating banana. Forgot banana existed. Realized 2 hours later that I never saw the banana or peel again. Can’t find banana.
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April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
Alt: April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vote for Doug.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Auburn, take notes from Ole Miss’s success with striping the stadium.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know what else? They didn’t quit playing. They kept going til the clock was gone. War Eagle anyway.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So do I have to like burn this shirt now?
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know what? Better on stupid penalties today.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Batman's Majestic Cape in Darkness
Alt: Batman's Majestic Cape in Darkness
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just float right on into the end zone 🦅
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not saying it’s gonna fix everything… but it’s helping.
Baby back ribs, crinkle cut sweet potato fries, and cream corn.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m just a girl, sitting in front of a tv, asking you to please for the love of everything complete the damn tackle.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Where are you, defense? (To the tune of “Where Are You, Christmas?”) 🎵
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Auburn Radio crew is pisseddddd.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So listen, when I was teaching my baby girl animal sounds, I may have taught her that tigers say “War Eagle”. She’s almost 3 now, and I gotta say… genius move.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay I was late getting back from the gym. I’m now home and wearing my lucky Auburn shirt. We can start winning now.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pinterest has become an unusable pile of AI slop. And I just need to know WHAT TO MEAL PREP THIS WEEK 😭
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I go to get blood drawn, they’re the ones stabbing me 20 times and I’m the one apologizing 20 times. My veins when they see the phlebotomist coming:
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Man Hiding in Red Car
Alt: Jim (the office) fully reclines in the passenger seat of a car to try and hide while wearing a fake mustache and warehouse uniform.
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Mark Clemens @markclemens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not sure the guy that bankrupted 6 companies is the right guy to make this decision.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Realizing I’m wearing the same shirt as last week and we won again. Welp, guess I live in it now.
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
War Damn Eagle, y’all.
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Aubie The Tiger Leads Auburn Tigers
Alt: Aubie The Tiger Leads Auburn Tigers
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Mrs. Misdemeanor @mrsmisdemeanor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Listen. I’m gonna need a nice 8 hour nap before I can go to WaHo. I’m too old for this.
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