Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Already been invited to have a fight with someone this morning. How's your Monday going? 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026🟩🟥 UP MAYO! 🟩🟥 Late to the party as I was out today, so watched a recording of the game late. Great to see them get their hands on the SAM after all these years. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026While you tinkered with a tailor someone sold you to a sailor. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Finally decided to use the bookmark function on here. Then spent a few minutes trying to find where the bookmarks were, and then realised I'd accidentally bookmarked dozens of posts whilst scrolling, and have had to go through and delete them all. 😳 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yeah, fuck you FIFA, I just had a piss during the rehydration break #dehydrationbreak 010
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026There's a bloke at work, who I have just realised today, has Ann Widdecombe's haircut. And I can't ever unsee that now. 000
Reposted by Mr SeshRoxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Banning kids from social media is the same vein as putting a curfew in for women when there’s a male attacker out there. It’s easier to legislate the victim than fix the problem 7279109
Reposted by Mr SeshKath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚 33460362
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It looks like the old chonker isn't too pleased to see I'm home from work. 020
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Well, The Saints fell on the last few steps to heaven. There's rioting in the city. I'm starting to think my prediction wasn't too far off the mark. #9hoursleft 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The cat just sneezed and headbutted the window. She's now trying to style it out. 010
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026My bank's app has taken to using my first and middle names when I log in. I didn't think my finances were is such a shape that it warranted getting my mum in to tell me off. 010
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It's gone midnight, and I need to sleep, but I'm being kept awake by a cat snoring downstairs. 🐈⬛💤 011
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Dropping a bottle of beer on the front doorstep whilst fetching some in from the garage is not the start to the weekend I was hoping for. #fucksticks 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Good to see the ants have acknowledged it's now summer time by invading my kitchen. Seems too bloody early in the year for that sort of fuckaboutery. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 23/03/2026And already, I know that this evening is going to need alcohol. Monday! 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I swear I can see 80s era @alyankovic.bsky.social in my tealeaves. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The whole animals on bank notes thing would be good if monkey and pony got used, just to confuse the Guy Ritchie types. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026A couple of years ago, whilst chatting with a work colleague, I flippantly predicted the end of the world would be on Wednesday 3rd June 2026, 6pm to 6.15pm. If this turns out to be correct I will be so briefly impressed with myself. 100
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 21/02/2026So, i'm watch an American Christmas film recorded off channel 5. Someone just referred to the local small town American newspaper as being "top shelf." I assume that has a very different meaning to over here. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It was my birthday a few days ago, and I got through it without getting arrested. But then, I'm not a rich prick who has abused their very privileged position. 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Roses are red Violets are purple Marigolds are orange Er... Bugger. 010
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Saw Plastic Jeezus tonight. And they were fabulous. @tothersimon.bsky.social 100
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026What's the best way to ask AI about reducing environmental damage and energy use? 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I wonder if Garbage want to re-record their Bond theme as "The World is Really Fucked." 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Dry January is going well, providing I precede it with "Drinking the house." 000
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I often wonder how I would cope if being tortured. Would I talk? Of course not, I'm mentally strong. I could blank it out. And then I try to squeeze a spot on my inner thigh. Then, nope, I confess. I did it. It was me. It was all me. I shot JFK. And JR. And Archduke Franz Ferdinand. 120
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I get the feeling Sainsbury's don't want me to buy anymore vegan cheese. 040
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Oh the irony of realising you have a whispy fibre of dental floss stuck between your teeth. 010
Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Until I started doing Duolingo I had no idea how important scuba diving was to the French. 020
Reposted by Mr SeshHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 10/01/2025I got some prints done of those Lego Star Wars figure photoshops I did. If you want to win a set just Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday morning. 112080
Reposted by Mr SeshHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/12/2024It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz) 11220181
