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Mr Sesh

@mrsesh.bsky.social
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ha ha ha, how could they get Jack McEnroe's name wrong.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe you should appoint someone as your official worst critic? Then you would have the comfort of knowing it wasn't you. I'd do the job myself, but I wouldn't be very good at it.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Up Croagh Pat with Ian Woodyatt?
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gerard Malanga, one of Warhol's entourage, I think.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two girls, one cunt.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Bristol Academic" sounds like a euphemism for someone who studies Page 3 models.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hope you do the P.E. Song.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Planet Exelwang.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You might ear from their solicitors.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I agree about postage. I've seen CDs I sort of want for <£1, but with £5 postage, so nope. I left the stickers on these two I bought because they were such bargains:
A picture of two CDs. Smart by Sleeper and a Kris Kristofferson best of. Both have labels pricing them as twenty pence each.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is there a Spanish equivalent to music magpie? I buy far too many old CDs from them. The 4 for £5 makes my addiction cheaper. And, the thrill of the chase in charity shops is weirdly fun. As long as you don't mind sifting through 100s of Westlifes, Daniel O'Donnells and worse to find the odd gem.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mike Osman, Tony Iommi, Feargal Sharkey, and Ringo Starr. If only they'd actually been in the Beatles.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"You thought you had your first pubic hair the other day and then you weed through it" visits my head far too often.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When you next trim your nasal hair, perhaps you shouldn't push the scissors in so far.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What do you think we are saving the water for? If we don't build more data centres, AI won't be able to tell us how to save water.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Night Stand.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Or, rather than arbitrarily banning drivers due to age, they could remove all the get-out clauses that bad drivers can use to avoid their (deserved) bans.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Painting of Mrs Mangle by Helen Daniels from Neighbours.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck me, I dropped my Kerosene lamp.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To this day it's the best bit of driving I've ever done. I can still remember the look of shock on the driver and his mate's faces as they saw our car when they passed. They obviously hadn't heard the horn either.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a tractor carrying three large bails of hay on a rural single track lane, so that the driver and his mate couldn't see the car in front of them having to reverse as fast as possible. Luckily I found a lay-by after a few hundred yards.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He can't even spell moron.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good thought. I'd better dig out the big coat.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on timing of this, I'm guessing Burnham has pre-ordered GTA VI and isn't happy it comes with an auto-enroll to GTA+.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Already been invited to have a fight with someone this morning. How's your Monday going?
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump looked at a previous one without needing any protection. Right wingers are immune to the woke sun. In fact, if anyone right wing that doesn't stare at the eclipse unprotected will show themselves up as lefty snowflakes and Farage/Trump won't like you anymore.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah, the day after my birthday isn't my birthday, mum.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Now wash your hands
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bone, James Bone.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me? In The Foundations? Was Baby, Now That I've Found You about digging up a patio?
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Crazy Frog.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looks like my copy is the '93 corgi paperback too. At the end of the previous page it also has Brutha using it singularly. I think it is intentional, from Brutha's monotheistic view of Om.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I saw the wonky pedal positions straight away. Ha ha silly ai. Then I saw the skin trousers. The horror, the horror.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*Looks at phone, sees 3.5mm jack socket, shrugs*
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🟩🟥 UP MAYO! 🟩🟥 Late to the party as I was out today, so watched a recording of the game late. Great to see them get their hands on the SAM after all these years.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I happened to watch the Nirvana TOTP Smells Like Teen Spirit clip the other day. It may well be legendary but the teenyboppers clapping along really ruins it. Can we also stop the clapping-coz-I-know-this-one after hearing the first bar or line thing?
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
About 0.1
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I pity the fool whose cigar burnt down the MDF factory.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
While you tinkered with a tailor someone sold you to a sailor.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We've already invented and named a game soccer once, we shouldn't need to do it again.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Finally decided to use the bookmark function on here. Then spent a few minutes trying to find where the bookmarks were, and then realised I'd accidentally bookmarked dozens of posts whilst scrolling, and have had to go through and delete them all. 😳
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't forget Bobson.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At the chippy right now, innit.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mine is 17. I go on holiday without him in October. He will probably live on ham sandwiches.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok, I was with you until you mentioned a son doing cooking. I can't get mine to make a cup of tea.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I thought it was Tim Booth.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Come on, sing along: 🎵Sons and Daughters 🎵Love and laughter 🎵Tears of sadness and happiness...
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" I now have the theme song to Sons and Daughters stuck in my head.
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Mr Sesh @mrsesh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Swords of a thousand men by Tenpole Tudor.
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