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Emperor Cioran

@mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social
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Awe corroded by sunlight

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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does the state of Pretend count?
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You have to be more vigilant, mate. Some energetic graffiti artist appears to have tagged both your arms.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How do I put this, um, Donald’s toner hue is similar to my last case of diarrhea…is this proof I’m stranded in a simulation?
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
ALT: Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I too, in my small way, attempt to shame the shameless over there.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘It just shows how hard he’s working!’
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Way to craft a confusing headline folks!
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s pretend Covid never happened seems a big part of the Republican playbook
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bingo, probably Monica edited to look younger, follow her feed and she’s not exactly shy about um enhancing her pictures.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tbf I don’t know the surnames of any of my servants, what?
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
slivovitz gimlet
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Nick Drake had gone glam he would have looked a bit like this.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s in like his 3rd childhood at this point
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ll say it again: Pretend is Fun
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tbf maybe he mixed up ‘phone’ with ‘ouija board’, you know they sound so alike.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretend is fun!
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tinting it darker to match his fecal colored toner?
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They take projection to the next level
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah you mean Marquis? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis...
en.wikipedia.org
Marquis (film) - Wikipedia
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Depends is kale involved in that salad?
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dude, we just aren’t that into you!
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cheers, I dug into my old cds and found I have all three of these…may have to go down the whole E6 rabbit hole now and also dig up my Olivia Tremor Control
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Been years since I listened to them or that whole Elephant 6 scene, what’s a good album to dip back into the Apples with?
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Cory Tunts. @thecorytunts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yep.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well I’m 60 and about skint so guess they weren’t far off!
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not a bright bulb then again not much to work with!
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Vibe
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He always reminds me of Harry Langdon, no wonder he’s lost being denied the silent film career his face destined him for…
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The President has decided that in order to make ground beef cheaper, he will cut tariffs on ground beef. And I'm wondering if he could generalize from this one product to other products, and perhaps concede that tariffs raise prices on American consumers.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can tell they took time on hair and make up. Oh and for Melania as well.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pretend is Fun
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Who mentioned my diaper fetish to you?
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
‘My brother was in the military for 33 years, which was just as long as Jesus lived, just saying.’
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Um
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Diaper Diva
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You don't stop at saying she's Trump's girl friend. You get people used to the idea, then you introduce that she has undue influence. Probably forges his signature, that sort of thing.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did he ever reconcile with Nash before he died? That seemed the saddest of his falling outs…
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kelly is an embarrassment to Giraffe Americans
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You misspelled ‘Farage’ mate
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Truthout @truthout.org · 12/08/2026
Trump administration repeals a rule requiring U.S. companies to disclose their true owners to FinCEN, rolling back a key anti-money-laundering provision of the bipartisan Corporate Transparency Act championed by Marco Rubio.
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Trump Administration Ends Anti-Corruption Rule Requiring Shell Companies to Report Ownership
The law establishing the disclosure requirements was originally introduced by Marco Rubio in the Senate.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Max Miller human jukebox story raises the old fascination that the MAGA both embraces a cartoon version of machismo and a sleepy old man who loves the Village People, show tunes, and commodious amounts of hairspray and make up.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thinking Wilde would have the perfect quip for this.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“It was munitions or hair gel, sir, we couldn’t afford both so I took the necessary step.”
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 04/08/2026
One more interesting point: this spring I sat down with Sharyn Alfonsi of 60 Minutes for an extensive interview about my Epstein investigation. Subsequently, CBS pulled the segment and fired the reporter. The MAGA buyout of media has unquestionably aided the Trump administration’s cover up here.
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Emperor Cioran @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A friend of my cousin’s girlfriend experienced bad things in NYC!
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