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mrs deviant

@mrs-deviant.bsky.social
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benign sick fucker • flockus slutus • insufferable brat • social assassin • recovering hot mess • gen x • 200% ruttish • perv extraordinaire • feral cat mom • she/her formerly @mrsdeviant over on 🧵

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I may or may not have just called the cat to cuddle and listen to Mormon Stories podcast with me. I’m all kinds of freak.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Can we just talk about how weird it is when people do that? A friend of mine’s parents were on their 5th Duke the last I heard.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Obvs she can’t share messages from me because of my boobs but I’m one of her other best friends.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I wouldn’t have known it was you so good job with the pic.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I miss you guys. Im terrible at social media’ing.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
She’s so lost without you.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I guess she’s right.
Photo of Air Supply lead guitarist, Aaron McClain.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
“My internet perv friend says hi.” Like that?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
He’s a ~40 year old black guy with an arm sleeve. 🤣
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Haha. I fucking hate it here so much.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’m at an Air Supply concert with my mother. She just whispered to me, “the guitarist is a hunk, right?” She’s 80.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
In traffic headed home from jury duty. Going back tomorrow. 😭
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Laney makes a good point
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
In traffic headed to jury duty day #4.
Photo of satellite radio playing Welcome to the Jungle by GNR
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I love you so much. You always make me laugh.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I feel seen.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“TXSR2HI” fucking brilliant. They’re spending more on their plate than they pay in taxes. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Yes. “IMAMORON” was already taken.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Just like jesus!
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hahah indeed
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Jury duty today and guess what? Mecklenburg County provides bibles to jurors. They’re even embossed with “the judicial branch” in case it’s unclear to anyone. I hate it here.
Bible with the cover embossed with “the judicial branch”Bible with “jury assembly” printed on it.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
@kweencassie.bsky.social if you wanted to visit you could’ve called first…
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I’m surrounded by morons.
Vehicle with license plate that reads “NOVX4ME”
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Do vegans not breastfeed their babies because breast milk is like dairy?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
He needs to be erased. WTF
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
She has too much time on her hands. I mean, it’s super bizarre behavior for sure, but the baby’s feelings weren’t hurt.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m so confused. She’s mad because someone gave the finger to her baby?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
To think we thought he was the dumbest president in history. What I wouldn’t do to have him back.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Aww missed you too.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Missed you too
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Always more deviant. Always.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
In the 24 days I’ve been gone, I turned I’m-now-using-night-cream-on-my-neck-and-chest years old.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It was fun stopping by, but I’ve also seen some absolutely cringeworthy shit here. Turning notifications back off for a bit. Some of y’all need professional help.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What happens if you and your partner both have your own remote to control the tv?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I get scared of scary movies. Can we hold hands too?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
In between the beatings, right?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I wanna cuddle her so bad.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her
Alt: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the word “exactly” written below her
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I want to argue about it 😈
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’m also this old. 👵🏻
Dr. Dre song Let Me Ride
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’m this old. 👵🏻
Pointer Sisters song Jump (for my love)
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I love her so much.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
🔥
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Perfect.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Right. The only reason I don’t want someone peeing in my mouth or shitting on me is because I want to “maintain an illusion of control.”
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Oh no. Hopefully he just had a bad night. The reviews I heard were fantastic!
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
You did text me something but it weeks ago and I think a puppy?
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hahah. I mean, I’m not. It’s more of a nostalgia thing from growing up. Trying to see all the old dudes before they die.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The girls on #MorbidPodcast just saw Rod Stewart and were raving about him. I looked up tour dates and sadly, the east coast leg of his US tour is over… but he’s gonna be in Buenos Aires the same week that yours truly will be there. Husband got us 4th row seats and I’m so excited.
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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
omfg angel. Congratulations to you and her. She hit the jackpot.
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