mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I may or may not have just called the cat to cuddle and listen to Mormon Stories podcast with me. I’m all kinds of freak. 5110
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Can we just talk about how weird it is when people do that? A friend of mine’s parents were on their 5th Duke the last I heard. 140
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Obvs she can’t share messages from me because of my boobs but I’m one of her other best friends. 1140
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I wouldn’t have known it was you so good job with the pic. 010
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I miss you guys. Im terrible at social media’ing. 4110
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025He’s a ~40 year old black guy with an arm sleeve. 🤣 110
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I’m at an Air Supply concert with my mother. She just whispered to me, “the guitarist is a hunk, right?” She’s 80. 2150
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 06/11/2025In traffic headed home from jury duty. Going back tomorrow. 😭 260
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025“TXSR2HI” fucking brilliant. They’re spending more on their plate than they pay in taxes. 🤦🏻♀️ 020
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Jury duty today and guess what? Mecklenburg County provides bibles to jurors. They’re even embossed with “the judicial branch” in case it’s unclear to anyone. I hate it here. 290
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025@kweencassie.bsky.social if you wanted to visit you could’ve called first… 380
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Do vegans not breastfeed their babies because breast milk is like dairy? 250
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025She has too much time on her hands. I mean, it’s super bizarre behavior for sure, but the baby’s feelings weren’t hurt. 120
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I’m so confused. She’s mad because someone gave the finger to her baby? 120
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/10/2025To think we thought he was the dumbest president in history. What I wouldn’t do to have him back. 280
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 13/10/2025In the 24 days I’ve been gone, I turned I’m-now-using-night-cream-on-my-neck-and-chest years old. 280
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/09/2025It was fun stopping by, but I’ve also seen some absolutely cringeworthy shit here. Turning notifications back off for a bit. Some of y’all need professional help. 2110
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025What happens if you and your partner both have your own remote to control the tv? 650
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I get scared of scary movies. Can we hold hands too? 120
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 17/09/2025media.tenor.coma woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below herAlt: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the word “exactly” written below her 010
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Right. The only reason I don’t want someone peeing in my mouth or shitting on me is because I want to “maintain an illusion of control.” 030
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Oh no. Hopefully he just had a bad night. The reviews I heard were fantastic! 000
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025You did text me something but it weeks ago and I think a puppy? 100
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Hahah. I mean, I’m not. It’s more of a nostalgia thing from growing up. Trying to see all the old dudes before they die. 120
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025The girls on #MorbidPodcast just saw Rod Stewart and were raving about him. I looked up tour dates and sadly, the east coast leg of his US tour is over… but he’s gonna be in Buenos Aires the same week that yours truly will be there. Husband got us 4th row seats and I’m so excited. 5150
mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025omfg angel. Congratulations to you and her. She hit the jackpot. 140