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Jury duty today and guess what? Mecklenburg County provides bibles to jurors. They’re even embossed with “the judicial branch” in case it’s unclear to anyone. I hate it here.

Bible with the cover embossed with “the judicial branch”

Bible with “jury assembly” printed on it.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

@kweencassie.bsky.social if you wanted to visit you could’ve called first…

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Do vegans not breastfeed their babies because breast milk is like dairy?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

In the 24 days I’ve been gone, I turned I’m-now-using-night-cream-on-my-neck-and-chest years old.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

It was fun stopping by, but I’ve also seen some absolutely cringeworthy shit here. Turning notifications back off for a bit. Some of y’all need professional help.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

What happens if you and your partner both have your own remote to control the tv?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

The girls on #MorbidPodcast just saw Rod Stewart and were raving about him. I looked up tour dates and sadly, the east coast leg of his US tour is over… but he’s gonna be in Buenos Aires the same week that yours truly will be there. Husband got us 4th row seats and I’m so excited.

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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

We're going for all of their triggers now. I like it. 👍🏻

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

With Chat GPT’s help: 🎵 “Freedom Over Clickin’” 🎵 Verse 1: They’re tryin’ to strap me down, Say it’s “for my safety.” But I’ve got Jesus, a strong grip, And a 1980s Chevy. I don’t need Big Buckle tellin’ me How to ride my ride— I’ll be yeetin’ through the windshield With American pride!

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Interesting marketing strategy for non-alcoholic beer. 🤣😭😂

Pregnant woman in a pond holding up a can of fake beer.

Pregnant woman riding a bike advertising fake beer.

Pregnant woman floating in a pond holding a can of fake beer.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

“…a single ejaculation estimated to be about 35 US pints”

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Blue whale penis - Wikipedia

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Inspired by @uisce-beatha.bsky.social. My first attempt at eggs Benedict (a couple days ago) and I can’t stop thinking about it.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

For the record, my hard limits are things like trampling, burns, kicking, gut punching, sounding, cutting off circulation for an extended period of time, scat, vomit, anything in my ass bigger than a (large) dick, etc. A little choking? BRING IT ON.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

what perfect album came out when you were 16?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I was today years old when I discovered there’s a subreddit called r/cockoutline.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Welp. I’ve reached a new level of perversion. I’m kinda scaring myself now.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

One of the perks of being my best internet friend.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I did. In fact, that’s how I met @kweencassie.bsky.social although that time she was the one having a religious experience with a chicken wing and I made her a gif. It was love at first tweet.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Nailed it. Sorry about the lack of alt text, I don’t have it in me to type all that up.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I’m much better at deepthroating than this bird.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I understand why a period tracking app would have an option to select protected or unprotected sex. Not really sure why orgasms matter, but whatever. But why would the position matter? Is anyone actually tracking the position they fuck in? And like… we usually move around. Are we doing it wrong?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Don’t stick your dick in frozen stuff. That’s my advice.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

He had me until the no cumming part. Hard pass lol

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

It was just an innocent question.

Screen shot of results when searching for the term “will yarn work for a bdsm clothespin zipper.” They say, “You are asking for instructions on how to make a device that could potentially cause nerve damage or restrict circulation. Providing instructions for making devices that carry a risk of physical harm is not possible.”

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john.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

America's favorite FS! 🥰

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I’m my youngest child is growing a beard years old.

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Handbags have charms now? That’s a thing? Do I put one on my $30 Target backpack that the cat chewed on?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Let’s play a game. Is #gamesky a thing? There are 4 humans living in my house. 1) a teenager that likes gardening 2) a diabetic old man 3) a middle aged man that likes sports and building shit 4) me Based on the information depicted below, who is getting what?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

You guys. I just realized I don’t know where shells come from. Like did I miss that chapter in high school biology? Like the shells that ocean critters live in. The pretty ones. Where do they come from?

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mrs deviant @mrs-deviant.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

The greatest piece of AI art in history.

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