MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The thing I’m most interested in with Cregger’s Resident Evil is whether or not he’ll go 3/3 on making ugly women his antagonists 021
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026How was I supposed to know massaging your nose fixes everything and enables your soul to escape samsara 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I just went my whole life thinking there was nothing you could do if blowing your nose didn’t work if you didn’t want to shoot shit up your nose 110
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The most soul-healing knowledge you ever receive in your life will come from a desperation google search at 2 am on a Sunday. Sinuses so clogged my eyes starting getting fucked up and my hero is a YouTube short from two years ago with 20k views. 110
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Sometimes you see one of your friends posting “us”-slop and you have to hold back the sorrow at losing an s-tier poster because you know that love makes people do crazy things. 110
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026No I swear I hit one of the youngins with a nasty shimmy I swear I’m not washed I’m not washed 020
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Went to play basketball with some friends and the teenagers we were playing pick up with called me unc and I played like ass 230
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I don’t really talk about this but it’s always a really depressing statistic to know that .8% of the US Population is Arab. I’m a margin of a margin and there are, generously, about 150k people in the entire US who share similar experiences to me. In reality that number is probably closer to 30k. 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Tuesday will be Walker Day, and Patron Day, all wrapped into one, in Archmother base. There will be nothing like it!!! Complete the Fuckin’ Ritual, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Ixia - JUST WATCH! Praise be to The Hidden King. 11-0 DRIFTER DEADLOCK 030
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I really like her design outside of the helmet. they really did this to her 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The leap in difficulties between ascensions is so much higher in this game. I beat 6 on ironclad yesterday and got to act 3 boss on 7 and each one is genuinely just so much harder than the last in a way that I really enjoy compared to the first. 110
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s getting to the point where America will collapse before I beat ascension 6 on slay the spire 2 000
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026gay loser: Dune is about the dangers of messiah figures and religious fanaticism Me: it would be so sick to fight a holy war while chanting about a god emperor lol 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The symbiote literally gets Peter gripping the sheets moaning into a pillow and it makes Eddie a messy queen. What did Raimi mean by this? 020
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Something that always annoys me about some people’s writing is you can tell when they’re using a metaphor to try and sound smart/poetic and not because it illustrates a concept well. It’s always really eye-rolly. 000
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026How the demon that’s streaming the game and stabbing Kobe every time Bam scores is movingmedia.tenor.coma basketball player wearing a miami jersey is jumping in the air during a game .ALT: a basketball player wearing a miami jersey is jumping in the air during a game . 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026It would be funny to see Kobe’s reaction to Bam’s 83 but I take solace in knowing the demons torturing him in hell are probably having a field day today. 210
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If the Celtics ever somehow get Cooper Flagg that team is gonna be the Minas Morgul of racism 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 07/03/2026It’s genuinely fucking tragic that the tonight dough is probably the best Ben and Jerry’s flavor. We failed as a country giving Jimmy Fallon that 120
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tanking just is not an issue and the only reason Adam Silver is so adamant on it being an issue is because sports betting companies loose money when teams sit players for the 4th quarter. Sports betting has ruined the integrity of the sport in such a disgustingly insidious way. 110
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Sorry chud, this canker sore won’t stop me from putting sriracha on my eggs. #Yup #Ouch 210
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I think that if you can’t record them, can’t protest them, or get in front of them, you really only leave people one option. And I think we’re gonna see a lot of that. 020
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Nothing like breakfast from the wife (not asked for) #yup #imachud 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Semi-truck drivers on the highway have distilled the purest form of fascism the world has ever known 010
Reposted by MrPlumpiDan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged 221201251
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his hands up in the air .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hands up in the air . 020
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 23/09/202515 dollars for like a dozen AAA batteries god should kill these people 010
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Things should just fucking work I shouldn’t have to fucking buy batteries in 2025 inshallah the machines are destroyed in the coming years 110
MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025i can’t use Twitter anymore because every other tweet is Adolf Hitler reborn and it seems as if this app isn’t funny. can i just kill myself 020
