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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The thing I’m most interested in with Cregger’s Resident Evil is whether or not he’ll go 3/3 on making ugly women his antagonists

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The most soul-healing knowledge you ever receive in your life will come from a desperation google search at 2 am on a Sunday. Sinuses so clogged my eyes starting getting fucked up and my hero is a YouTube short from two years ago with 20k views.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Sometimes you see one of your friends posting “us”-slop and you have to hold back the sorrow at losing an s-tier poster because you know that love makes people do crazy things.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Went to play basketball with some friends and the teenagers we were playing pick up with called me unc and I played like ass

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I don’t really talk about this but it’s always a really depressing statistic to know that .8% of the US Population is Arab. I’m a margin of a margin and there are, generously, about 150k people in the entire US who share similar experiences to me. In reality that number is probably closer to 30k.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Tuesday will be Walker Day, and Patron Day, all wrapped into one, in Archmother base. There will be nothing like it!!! Complete the Fuckin’ Ritual, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Ixia - JUST WATCH! Praise be to The Hidden King. 11-0 DRIFTER DEADLOCK

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

God… I need you to kill The Queen Slay the Spire 2

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

It’s getting to the point where America will collapse before I beat ascension 6 on slay the spire 2

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

gay loser: Dune is about the dangers of messiah figures and religious fanaticism Me: it would be so sick to fight a holy war while chanting about a god emperor lol

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Something that always annoys me about some people’s writing is you can tell when they’re using a metaphor to try and sound smart/poetic and not because it illustrates a concept well. It’s always really eye-rolly.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It would be funny to see Kobe’s reaction to Bam’s 83 but I take solace in knowing the demons torturing him in hell are probably having a field day today.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

If the Celtics ever somehow get Cooper Flagg that team is gonna be the Minas Morgul of racism

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

It’s genuinely fucking tragic that the tonight dough is probably the best Ben and Jerry’s flavor. We failed as a country giving Jimmy Fallon that

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I was right to hate that fucking rat

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Gen Z is trying to cancel The Hidden King

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Tanking just is not an issue and the only reason Adam Silver is so adamant on it being an issue is because sports betting companies loose money when teams sit players for the 4th quarter. Sports betting has ruined the integrity of the sport in such a disgustingly insidious way.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Sorry chud, this canker sore won’t stop me from putting sriracha on my eggs. #Yup #Ouch

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I’m hatching a plan to assassinate Punxsutawney Phil

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

White people be like: I gotta pick my dog up from AA

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I think that if you can’t record them, can’t protest them, or get in front of them, you really only leave people one option. And I think we’re gonna see a lot of that.

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MrPlumpi @mrplumpi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026