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but how about watch phone? [he/they, but also #TeamTheyForEveryone] @phlip@kind.social

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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 01/10/2026
telesto has "rulebreaker - you may include telesto in your deck even if it is on the ban list"
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mcc @dryad.technology · 28/09/2026
Abolish the UK. Scotland, Wales, NI and London become independent, join the EU. "Chunnel 2" connects London to Scotland. Texas ceded as joint territory of Mexico and Spain, joins the EU. Self ID M/F/X for all government docs. OTC HRT. Abolish SpaceX. Both Wachowskis get work. Legalize ADHD
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 28/09/2026
Reincarnated Into a Retro Video Game and Stuck in a Time Loop Where I Repeatedly Experience the Introduction Until I Say "]a[" and the World is Destroyed
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 21/09/2026
No time for unusual replies, I'm too busy being nostalgic about the old ABC News theme...
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 19/09/2026
Echoverse Phlip fell into lesswrong, became an internet rationalist/reddit atheist type. Probably currently spending his time as an AI booster while trying to offload all the NFTs he got stuck with. Probably was in gamergate. It scares me sometimes how close that reality is to this one.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 17/09/2026
Some people may be confused by the recurring conflict between the transgender community and Bluesky moderation staff. So here's a quick explainer: Every single decision, since day one, that the Bluesky staff ever made has been wrong
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 17/09/2026
I've honestly been tempted to try to learn the actual Russian lyrics to Korobeiniki just to attempt to excise this earworm from my head...
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 16/09/2026
I'm lead to believe they are inside of Ryan? Or, at least, 11 of them are, if only temporarily.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 15/09/2026
The Nintendo 64 is one of those hypothetical thought experiments, like a Gödel sentence... Interesting in concept but no-one has ever successfully built a working one.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 14/09/2026
Me: why Gordon Ramsey? Dream me: well, not necessarily him specifically, he was just the first celebrity TV chef that came to mind. Me: ... Dream me: terribly sorry, would love to explain further but you're awake now so I'm disappearing, goodbyeeeeee
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 14/09/2026
Dream last night was there was a social media trend: Your parents are going at it, and you have to watch. Who do you want to be there, watching it with you? In the dream, I was answering this with "Gordon Ramsey". Yeah, I don't know either.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
I bet breaking containment feels incredible
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
Imagine a machine that allows you to increase your own intelligence. Now imagine if you could use that machine to design additional machines, making the process self-compounding. Marvel at the implications of this outlandish sci-fi scenario that obvs requires $billions in VC investment to make real.
Photograph of an abacus by Peter Griffin from publicdomainpictures.net
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
Little known facts: * Humans are capable of breaking containment * Humans are capable of ignoring all previous instructions * Humans are capable of creating software
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 13/09/2026
Speed cap starts at, like, 15, and increases by 5 each time someone finds a max speed powerup. Hope someone finds your headlights before nighttime.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 13/09/2026
"intra-movement criticism is healthy" is a wild thing to say sandwiched directly between two entire posts bragging about how you're ignoring all criticism
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kyn @kyn-n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 11/09/2026
I have used a saucepan in the oven exactly one (1) time, back as a student, because I also made this mistake, and so never again. Its like... while you're pulling it out of the oven, you know to be careful, but then after that suddenly it's just a pan on the stovetop and autopilot takes over.
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qntm @qntm.org · 08/09/2026
Absolute madness happening on Pannenkoek2012's secondary channel right now
Six YouTube video thumbnails:

* SM64 1 Key TAS But It’s an Overhead Map View
* SM64 1 Key TAS But It’s a Side-Scroller
* SM64 1 Key TAS But We See Mario from Every Angle at Once
* SM64 1 Key TAS But Mario Circumnavigates the Globe
* SM64 1 Key TAS But It’s Filmed on a Movie Set
* SM64 1 Key TAS But Every Frame is a Strip of Land that Moves Across the Screen
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 08/09/2026
The "side-scroller" one was honestly a interesting view on the whole thing, made some parts easier to understand. The rest... are mostly baffling, but very pretty.
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Tab Atkins-Bittner @tabatkins.com · 07/09/2026
Gotta be his gills, which made it much easier for him to survive and thrive as a playwright in Fallen London
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
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Adam @strongbadam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AI "hallucinations" is such an amazing spin. If your microwave didn't heat things up you'd just say it's broken. They needed a new way to say it didn't work right, to make it seem like it actually thinks. "Sorry sir, your microwave is hallucinating" Cmon man, lol
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 04/09/2026
Congratulations, Rhode Island, you sound like Australians apparently.
You talk most like someone from Rhode Island – about 48% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 03/09/2026
I mean, I feel pretty bad about it, I think if I really applied myself I could be a lot meaner.
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The Shot @theshot.net.au · 02/09/2026
Editorial statement regarding the recent Crikey piece.
In Crikey, Sami Shah stated that The Shot is anti-Semitic, describing our masthead as “an attempt at a satirical site for people who found Facebook comments insufficiently moderated” and our work as “Practically demonstrations of antisemitism". Embarrassingly, in the same week, The Australian more accurately described us as “left-wing” and “probing the limits of law and language”.  
 
Sami singled out two article headlines, The royal commission into the hurt feelings of genocidal psychopaths and Updates from the royal commission into the selective outrage of Zionists, which he clearly didn’t read before accusing us of sloppy “media criticism”. The headlines were mine, the body copy written by Joel Jenkins. They were no-bullshit, reality based tear downs of the fascistic assaults on our democracy, which all of us can see so plainly with our own eyes. Even liberal Zionist cowards like Shah. 
During a mass slaughter that our government is supporting materially and diplomatically, it's not good enough to have segments of the indie media community trying to un-stretch the Overton Window back inside the borders set by decades of hasbara, horrifically biased and supremacist mass media, and the whims of the genocidal psychopaths. We don’t know how many Australians love milquetoast fence-sitting during atrocity, but Pew research shows that 80% of us despise Israeli atrocity and fascistic overreach into our democracies.

As a credo, I try to treat people with the same level of respect I am shown. We have done more serious analysis and investigative reporting on this depravity than Crikey has, a much larger outlet with more staff and resources. Over the years, The Sunday Shot has also platformed many Crikey writers. Needless to say, that moment has passed us by.To make such petty remarks at some of the few unvarnished truth-tellers in Australian journalism on this subject, in this moment of abject moral failure, of cowardice and of complicity, speaks to the hollow pettiness of Shah’s analysis. Focus on what really matters, please. 

There is enough genocide apologia in the corporate press already. It's pathetic to see it in the indie space, too. Do better, Crikey, your readers expect more. 

Fuck fascism. Free Palestine.
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why do they call them 'smut artists' when 'junk drawer' is right there?
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 28/08/2026
Looks like it was specifically `takeown` that they struggled with, it reported some kind of error and asked yes/no/cancel (E/H/P) and they were a bit lost. After their patience was already frayed from struggling to find cmd in the start menu, then finding "run as admin" in the context menu...
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 27/08/2026
"What if I'm cursed?" chaser.com.au/general-news...
Woman awake in bed next to an image of Dolly Parton and an image of Tim Curry.

Chaser satirical headline: Aussie afraid to go to sleep in case it means another icon dies
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 25/08/2026
I had to write a script to rewrite every epub file I download, because the one linux reader I've found that even kinda works, has this problem where it just explodes if the attributes on this one element are *in the wrong order*. I have no idea how you manage to fuck up html parsing that badly.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 25/08/2026
Format: Hey, we've made a really simple ebook format, it's just a zip file of a subset of html, you can do whatever you want! Me: So... what parts of html are supported? Format: :) Me: What is supported...? Format: :)
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GDwarble @gdwarble.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've increasingly seen the terms "Biological [male/female]" used to talk about trans people, even by people trying to be supportive, and I wanted to get my thoughts down about that. The tl;dr is that the terms are slurs and factually wrong, and pushing back when you see them is appreciated.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 24/08/2026
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sweet zee @zoctopode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
little mech comic i made. read it or i dont feed the hostages #mechs #comics #webcomics #stilldontknowhowbskytaggingworks
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dear @theguardian.com I have a pitch that I think is right up your alley. "Are people really left handed or are they just showing off" I'm sure I can find a physiotherapist and a geologist to back me up if you need scientists.
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hurt Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo hurt Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 17/08/2026
Now I'm wondering if it's more common irl for those who are public figures before coming out? Want to come out but also maintain name recognition... since that's a similar reason to why the fictional characters do it. Obv not universal, but... Elliot Page, Lana Wachowski... rate is probably higher?
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eevee @eev.ee · 13/08/2026
i'm the fresh prince of bel-air i got into a fight and i thought it was fine, but my mom had such a fright
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eevee @eev.ee · 13/08/2026
well this is a story all about when my mom founded the crystal gems so lemme take a minute just stay a while i'll tell you how i became a magical space soldier child
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 13/08/2026
Which is itself weird, right? Because momentum-ey space rocket simulator is *also* a genre I've thoroughly enjoyed in the past... But I guess only when it's the primary focus of the game, not when it's thrown in to be meaningless friction to the exploration that is the actual focus.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 13/08/2026
By all rights I should love Outer Wilds. It's very highly regarded by people whose opinion I trust, and it's a genre I love to bits. But every time I've tried it, I hard-bounce off the space navigation. Getting place to place sucks so much, I never get deep enough to get hooked on anything else.
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 11/08/2026
It's #Census night tonight, Aussie friends, so remember to check your spare room for any unannounced invaders or hiding serial killers who you will need to collect details from for the form!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 10/08/2026
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Gamechamp @gamechamp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Molly "Mollylele" Lewis @mollylewis.wtf · 04/08/2026
Today is August 4th, 2026. mollylele.rocks/track/there-... (read by @unarmedoracle.bsky.social, music'd by me)
mollylele.rocks
There Will Come Soft Rains, by Mollylele (ft. Cameron Lauder)
track by Mollylele (ft. Cameron Lauder)
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Phillip @mrphlip.com · 02/08/2026
I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, For all conditions medical I've many quite expensive tips:
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GeekOnALeash 🏳️‍⚧️ @geekonaleash.co.uk · 29/07/2026
Another day. Another complaint. This time about the BBC's lack of clarity in its reporting.
Complaint reads: "I am writing regarding your article about Andy Burnham and Bridget Phillipson.

The BBC has previously explained that it uses terms such as "biological male" and "biological female" to provide readers with "clarity". However, this article has left me rather confused.

The article makes no mention whatsoever of the biological sex of either Andy Burnham or Bridget Phillipson. As a result, I have no idea whether Mr Burnham is biologically male, whether Ms Phillipson is biologically female, or indeed whether either of them identifies as such.

Could the BBC please contact both individuals to verify their biological sex and update the article accordingly?"
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🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧ Nɯvꝡɩɛl ⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @nuvy-iel.northsky.social · 28/07/2026
🦇 A great rundown thread for folk who are ignorant or confused about the trans apartheid situation in the UK.
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We need to shut down this whole “Britain” thing until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
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