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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum

@mrnelson007.bsky.social
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Video game idiot at large. I write stuff sometimes. That’s about it honestly.

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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 11h
I solved the Voynich Manuscript.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 11h
A fun thing about him is how he’ll say something, people will scramble to find some way to read it charitably, and then the next day he’ll explicitly clarify that no he meant that bad shit
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 19h
I have never heard or read a man explain why he doesn’t read books in a way that makes him sound *smarter*
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 19h
Shush that was like a week ago
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 19h
Nonsense you just turned 38 again obviously (Happy birthday!)
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Ppugu (kofi comms💫CLOSED) @pktmgs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fiona 03/31 #HauntingGround
The image consist of a platinum blond woman, dressed in a white lacey blouse and purple skirt, being startled. Luckily, she is accompanied by a white dog that looks to her for her next command.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surviving the horrors like
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Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read
ALT: Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair to the warlocks, selling your soul to skip grad school is an offer I’d at least consider.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s nice to see a mechanical benefit to being bad at something sometimes
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Learning how to play Call of Cthulhu and I love that “Too dumb to know you should be scared” as a survival tactic is an actual mechanic
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm just glad Mr. Satan is still finding work after Dragonball, good for him.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am unclear what the wizard or cleric appears to be doing here but perhaps some kind of early breakdancing.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What up I'm reading the original Tomb of Horrors for some reason because I make questionable life choices
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i've never been a cultural relativist so this is easy for me: the culture of the American Right fucking sucks. they worship malice and mediocrity. they venerate nothing of value.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfortunately no it really is just “they’re going to lose because they’re losing losers” and not “they’re doing this even as they win”
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I felt my wallet launch at the screen just reading this, bravo
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kelly really deserves some kind of award for just cranking out banger after banger for years while the larger org loses its mind over and over
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HEY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FINAL FANTASY MMO WITH THE FREE TRIAL THAT HAS NO PLAY LIMITS AND LETS YOU GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH MOST OF THE GAME NO NOT THAT ONE THE OTHER ONE www.playonline.com/pcd2/topics/...
playonline.com
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Personally I want to hear from them why you were forced to go to Panera, unacceptable
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the future Liberals want (extremely complimentary)
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay so on the one hand I hate this. On the other hand this is an INCREDIBLE new sicko.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The average Warriors fight should sound like people talking about John Wick. "With a fucking pencil"
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My biggest complaint with more recent Warriors games is they've been leaning into streamlining the weapons and making them, like, actual weapons people used, which fundamentally misses the point of Dynasty Warriors. I want to be able to murder 3000 guys with my dirty laundry or a park bench.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Generally he’s always given me Bernie vibes in that most of his problems seem to come primarily from being a terrible judge of who to hire
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He and Namor could bond over their shared elitism except they fundamentally disagree why they’d be elite in the first place
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That one specifically is. That’s different from his regular speedo but you surface dwellers couldn’t tell the difference with your inferior senses
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What I’m hearing is a surprisingly affordable Producers scam
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cat is cat at all sizes
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some of them know they’ll be judged so they pre-empt some bullshit, others just know it makes it more likely to get a story like this, life is a rich tapestry.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You would think, but if anyone could find a way to not make money off blatant crime it’s the guy who found a way to not make money off casinos
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can tell how differently they treat him in 5 compared to previous games just looking at art design.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basically what I'm getting at is the Nobunaga of SW5 is much more convincingly the guy who nearly united Japan before he was murdered than the one from every iteration before now.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a series of decisions that seemed reasonable in the moment but lead to him becoming a terrible person over time.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The increased attention to each event along with not making Nobunaga look like a cartoon EVIL stereotype makes the events come off way less like he was evil for the sake of evil and much more like what was probably actually the case,
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So Samurai Warriors 5 is a redesign of everything like DW9 (although much less poorly done), and they both overhauled how all the characters look and shrank the focus so the entire game takes place up until the death of Nobunaga, which was basically just act 1 of the story in the previous games.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait hold up those are slurs? Genuinely did not register as such any time I’ve seen this
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An insane track record to manage to be one of the only good video game comics for 20 years straight
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unrelated but I am now mentally trying to picture a “Terrorism Elemental” and I’ll be real it’s pretty grim
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagining this with Benoit Blanc
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Rotating Handles @davidhdaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now each of the Thousand Young of Shub-Niggurath had the means and the motive to kill the Black Goat of the Woods but we cannot establish opportunity when there is contradictory testimony on which dimensional plane the murder actually occurred...
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Labubu: the coward’s Lucifer
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even funnier that it’s considered one of the best.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Researching pre-made modules for a Call of Cthulhu game and one of them is literally “we added Old Ones to Murder on the Orient Express” and I find that extremely funny.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m also fascinated by who is so eager to give tips to non-service workers in an era when people are increasingly mad about tipping waiters even
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are the Democrats no better, random voter? Be specific
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The part they’re not telling you is when you breathe out now it’s carbon dioxide. Where does this supposed oxygen go?????
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hopefully! It just seems like every country is learning the lessons over and over. We are almost certainly pulling up some in a month just as other places are dipping their toes in.
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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川上信 (Shin Kawakami)🇯🇵🇨🇳🇺🇸 @nkfinity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Between Lula being behind and Lee in S. Korea becoming unpopular, I really would like to emphasize that there’s no one easy trick to resolving facism for good.
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MrNelson007 Belongs in a Museum @mrnelson007.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna be real with you both, I am not particularly a fan of the global far right resurgence.
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