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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Now! I WANT YER MONEY!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Aye, while I like the free promotion, what is this? Is this some sort of imitation Krabs?

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

@chumbucketowner.bsky.social Ye can't even go to WENDY'S for the Krabby Patty formuler, Plankton! ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

The one and only! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!

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🎵🐙ₛᵩᵤᵢ𝒹𝓌ₐᵣ𝒹 Q. ₜₑₙₜₐ𝒸ₗₑₛ🐙🎨 @squidwardtheartist.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Wh- 200 FOLLOWERS?! ALREADY?! I- uh- didn't know I was so close to that. Thanks. Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha. // omg yall the best i didnt know i was this close to 200 followers in the span of barely over a week!!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Aye.. why eat such a diabolical evil meal.. when you could be eating at The KRUSTY KRAB™️!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Aye, I heard today was 'Take yer nephew to work' day! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Aye, alot of things. The Krusty Krab, me daughter, my experience in THE WAR, The Krusty Krab, me homelife, The Krusty Krab, Plankton sucking at everything, The Krusty Krab, and don't forget, The Krusty Krab!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

HEY! The Eugene Krabs Experience is a PEAK podcast, you tasteless seaworm fodder!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Aye, don't mind the last post I deleted. Me claws don't work well with a phone.

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

go.bsky.app/NB1hMHy // I made a Bluesky Parodybob Starterpack with most if not all Spongebob Parody accounts. Enjoy! (P.S: If you want to be added or removed from here simply comment down below asking one thing or the other.) ...Don't ask why I'm making this at 1 in the morning.

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I don't think so, ya spaghetti landlubber!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

// i love it here unironically, this site weirdly makes me feel all fuzzy inside and welcomed wtf

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

// counting (SEMI-ACTIVE) spongebob parody accounts because im bored lol So far we have.. 3 Spongebob accs, 2 Squidward accs, 1 Patrick acc, 1 Mr. Krabs acc, 1(or 2) Plankton acc(s), 1 Sandy acc, 1 gary acc, 1 Doodle Bob acc and 1 Bubble Bass acc. So that's like 14 Spongebob Parody accounts??

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

@chumbucketowner.bsky.social PLANKTON! I've caught on to your scheme, I KNOW you're the reason I got arrested. You paid out the News station to lie about me kidnapping Bubble Bass so you could get me forumuler, didn't ye?

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I'm being allowed to use my one contact to a person, so.. @spongelikesfun.bsky.social YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, ME BOYO! I'VE BEEN FRAMED I TELL YE! PAY MY BAIL! GET ME OUT OF HERE! SOMETHING! I CAN'T LEAVE ME KRUSTY KRAB VULNERABLE! SPONGEBOB, PROTECT THE FORMULA AT. ALL. COSTS.

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🍄 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 🍄 @superplumber.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

🍄: I must know of you writers out there if you don’t mind of writing with your muse.

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

!! BREAKING NEWS !! Eugene H. Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab has been taken into police custody in suspicion of being the cause of Bubble Bass' disappearance, and is currently being interrogated by detectives. We will keep you updated on the situation.

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𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲 @talktreasuretome.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Bet it was Plankton’s doin’. Probably trying to test his stomach contents for the Krabby Patty formula.

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I swear on my mother that the disappearance of Bubble Bass is in no way connected to me or the Krusty Krab.

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

!! BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS REPORT !! Local food reviewer and degenerate "Bubble Bass" has gone missing. His whereabouts are unknown, and he was last seen in the back of the Krusty Krab. If you find this man, please report it to the authorities. Or not, we aren't your dad.

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

// Aight, here's the last Spongebob Parody account I will be making. Don't quote me on that as that might change.

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