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Bikini Bottom News Station

@bikinibottomnews.bsky.social

Your #1 source of news on the whereabouts of Bikini Bottom! PARODY ACCOUNT - B.B.N. and the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are owned by Nickelodeon / Viacom, but the account is not affiliated with either company. // means OOC Ran by boxboi.bsky.social

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

!! BIKINI BOTTOM MORNING NEWS !! To start off your day with a nutritious news story, the Krusty Krab is now selling delicious Breakfast goodies, 6:00 AM - 10:00 AM! Be sure to go down to the Krusty Krab and try out their new Breakfast limited items! (This post was sponsored by The Krusty Krab™️)

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

We are sincerely sorry for the supposed lie we spreaded about Eugene H. Krabs and the kidnapping of Bubble Bass. We did not mean to spread such misinformation, as we were told by an important source of ours that this had occurred. We here at the Bikini Bottom News Station own up to our (1/2)

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

The accusations are false.

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

!! NEWS UPDATE !! Upon further inspection, Bubble Bass was found tied up and beaten inside of Mr. Krabs' cellar in his house. Mr. Krabs has been arrested for assault and kidnapping, and will serve a sentence of 7 years.

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

!! BREAKING NEWS !! Eugene H. Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab has been taken into police custody in suspicion of being the cause of Bubble Bass' disappearance, and is currently being interrogated by detectives. We will keep you updated on the situation.

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

!! BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS REPORT !! Local food reviewer and degenerate "Bubble Bass" has gone missing. His whereabouts are unknown, and he was last seen in the back of the Krusty Krab. If you find this man, please report it to the authorities. Or not, we aren't your dad.

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Bikini Bottom News Station @bikinibottomnews.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Welcome to the Bikini Bottom News Station, your #1 news channel and account for the local town of Bikini Bottom! // Bikini Bottom News Station Gimmick Account!! Ran by boxboi.bsky.social

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